"Aquarius, Brace Yourself! Uranus Decides to Throw a Cosmic Disco Party - and You're the DJ!"
The next Aquarius will start in 319 days, at Monday, 20 January, 2025
The moon is currently in Aquarius
Mercury moves to Aquarius in 327 days, at Tuesday, 28 January, 2025
Venus is currently in Aquarius
Mars is currently in Aquarius
Pluto is currently in Aquarius
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.
Greetings, Aquarius! Time to #SuitUp and embrace your inner RoboCop. With the Moon, Venus, Mars, and Pluto all in your sign, it's like a planetary party in your honour. If there was a cosmic "crowded elevator" rule, you'd definitely be breaking it. But hey, rules are for mere mortals, right?
As Venus winks at you from the celestial dance floor, expect to see love interests appearing faster than floppy disks in the 90s. #LoveOverload. Just remember to keep your heart's firewall updated, because not everyone who slides into your DMs deserves your time.
Mars, the planet of energy and drive, is also hanging out in your sign, so you're likely to have more energy than a fully charged Tesla. Use this power wisely. You might be tempted to channel it into challenging anyone who dares to say 'Star Trek' is better than 'Star Wars'.
The Waning Crescent Moon, 26 days old (but who's counting), suggests a time of release and letting go. If you've been hoarding old comic books, now might be the time to let some of them find a new home. You can't save everything, Aquarius. Even RoboCop knew when to let go.
Finally, with Pluto in your sign, transformation is inevitable. You might find yourself upgrading from a flip phone to a smartphone, or swapping your tie-dye t-shirt for a business suit. #UpgradeYourLife
Remember, the next full moon isn't until 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024. So, you've got plenty of time to prepare your moonlit picnic, or, if you're feeling particularly nerdy, a moonlit science experiment. #MoonLightMagic
Stay groovy, Aquarius! Till next time, remember: "Your move, creep." #RoboCopStyle
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SignToday Is Posting: 07.03.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-07-03-2024)