"Aquarius, Buckle up! Your Starship's GPS is on a Galactic Detour Straight Through a Supernova of Spontaneity!"
The next Aquarius will start in 130 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The Moon moves to Aquarius in 12 days, at Monday, 25 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Aquarius in 145 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024
Venus moves to Aquarius in 157 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024
Mars moves to Aquarius in 153 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024
Pluto moves to Aquarius in 130 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The New moon is currently 28 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Greetings, Aquarius! Or should I say, greetings to the Star Trek Voyager of the zodiac?
As we navigate this cosmos, I've got good news and I've got bad news. The good news is, with the New Moon being 28 days old, your Borg-like efficiency is at an all-time high. Now is the time to assimilate all those new projects and ideas into your collective. The bad news? Well, it's not really "bad" per se, but you might find yourself saying "resistance is futile" to that box of vegan, gluten-free, non-GMO, fair trade chocolate chip cookies. Yes, your hippie taste buds are in overdrive.
Looking forward, the next full moon on September 29th, 2023, at exactly 9:58:21 (not a second later, not a second earlier, precision is key, people!), expect a surge in your emotional matrix. You may even experience the strange human phenomenon known as "feeling all the feels." How illogical!
But fear not, Aquarius. Remember, you are as adaptable as a nanoprobe, so embrace these oddities of existence. You'll come out the other side with a greater understanding of the universe...and probably a few extra cookie crumbs on your shirt.
Until next time, may your warp core never breach and your star charts always lead you home. #StarTrekHoroscope #AquariusInTheCosmos #ResistanceIsFutileButCookiesAreNot
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SignToday Is Posting: 13.09.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-13-09-2023)