By The Chip Witch on Monday, 14 August 2023
Category: Aquarius

Aquarius Report

"Aquarius: May the Force of Uranus Be With You - It's Not the Planet Farthest From the Sun, But It Sure Can Feel Like It Sometimes!"

The next Aquarius will start in 160 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 15 days, at Tuesday, 29 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 175 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 187 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 183 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 160 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The New moon is currently 27.7 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Greetings, Aquarius! You're swimming through the cosmic waves with the elegance of a celestial dolphin this week. That old moon is nearly as ancient as my tech manual on Zeta Minor Physics - 27.7 days old to be precise. Now, we have a new full moon popping up faster than a quantum jump at 1:37:05, on the 31st of August 2023. I'd tell you to mark your calendars, but considering you're an Aquarius, I'm fairly certain you're too busy planning your next interstellar expedition or arguing with Siri about existential philosophy. This new moon is going to beam down some serious "upgrade your life" vibes, so don't be surprised if you find yourself drawn towards new tech gadgets. Yes, even if it means replacing your trusty toaster. It's served you well, but even toasters have a lifespan, unlike your inexplicable fascination with quantum physics. Also, don't be alarmed if you find your intuition running on hyperdrive. It's just the Aquarian antenna picking up signals from the universe. Or maybe it's that extra cup of organic, fair-trade, shade-grown coffee you had this morning. Either way, trust your gut. Unless it's telling you to start a war with AI. We all know how that ended in 'The Matrix'. So, keep swimming, Aquarius. And remember, mercury may be in retrograde, but that doesn't mean you have to start speaking backwards. Although, knowing you, you've probably already deciphered the language of the universe. Keep being your eccentric self and may the cosmos guide your path like a GPS with an infinite battery life. #AquariusVibes #FullMoonFever #QuantumQuirks #CosmicCoffee #UniverseGPS

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