"Extraterrestrial Newsflash: Aquarius, Expect Hugs from Facehuggers and Galactic Giggles this Month!"
The next Aquarius will start in 239 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The Moon moves to Aquarius in 11 days, at Wednesday, 07 June, 2023
Mercury moves to Aquarius in 254 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024
Venus moves to Aquarius in 266 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024
Mars moves to Aquarius in 262 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024
Pluto is currently retrograde in Aquarius
The First Quarter moon is currently 7.1 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.
Greetings, my quirky Aquarian friends! As we traverse this wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey universe, I've been keeping an eye on the celestial shenanigans just for you. With Pluto in retrograde orbiting your sign, things might feel a bit more topsy-turvy than usual. But fear not, for I have some cosmic insights that'll help you navigate these astrological waters like a TARDIS through the time vortex.
First off, let's address the elephant in the room: the First Quarter Moon, which is currently 7.1 days old (give or take a few nanoseconds). It's not quite a teenager yet, but it's definitely going through a rebellious phase. Expect your emotions to follow suit, dear Water Bearer. Keep calm, and remember: bowties are cool.
Now, onto Pluto's retrograde in Aquarius. This may cause you to feel like you're trapped in a time loop, as past issues refuse to stay buried like a Dalek emerging from the sands of Skaro. But don't despair! Assemble your companions and face these challenges head-on, just like I always do. Remember, every great story has its ups and downs, and you're the hero of your own adventure.
During this period, communication may feel as scrambled as a sonic screwdriver's signal in a Cyberman-infested spaceship. Don't be disheartened; instead, practice patience and express yourself clearly. It's like my old friend Shakespeare once said, "Brevity is the soul of wit."
And finally, Aquarians, remember to embrace your inner Time Lord. After all, your sign is ruled by Uranus, the planet of change and innovation. Harness your creativity, explore new frontiers, and never be afraid to change your perspective (or even your face) from time to time.
So, in the words of yours truly: Allons-y, Aquarius! The stars are waiting, and your unique journey through space and time continues.
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SignToday Is Posting: 27.05.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-27-05-2023)