Aries Report

"Aries, prepare for a Cosmic Collision of Caffeine and Constellations: Your Stars Demand Decaf!"

The next Aries will start in 29 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 20 days, at Monday, 11 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Aries in 19 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 45 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 71 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Aries, my dear little Rebel Scum, time to strap in and get that hyperdrive revving. The Waxing Gibbous moon is 10.9 days old - or as I like to say, it's in its awkward teenage phase. Not quite full, but definitely not new. Kinda like your life right now, huh? You're probably feeling a bit like you're stuck on Tatooine, staring at two sunsets and dreaming of adventure. Fear not, my intergalactic warriors! Your Millennium Falcon moment is coming. Just remember, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force. So channel that energy, be patient, and make sure you don't accidentally kiss your sister. Also, check your Wookiee co-pilots, Aries. They may be hairy and growl a lot, but they've got your back. Don't forget to appreciate them (just don't let them win at Dejarik, trust me on this one). Remember, you've got the spirit of a rebel and the heart of a hero. So take that Leia-bun confidence, harness the energy of this Waxing Gibbous moon, and blast your way into your own epic saga. May the Force (and the big, awkward teenager in the sky) be with you, Aries! #AriesPower #WaxingGibbousGlow #StarWarsHumor #AstrologyNerd

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.02.2024 07:02:01 (ari-20-02-2024)