"Aries, Prepare for a Cosmic Smackdown: Mars is Going Retrograde and It's About to Get as Messy as My Love Life!"
The next Aries will start in 27 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024
The Moon moves to Aries in 18 days, at Monday, 11 March, 2024
Mercury moves to Aries in 17 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024
Venus moves to Aries in 43 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024
Mars moves to Aries in 69 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.
Hey there, fiery Aries, it's your resident celestial comedian with your latest cosmic report! Now, I know you're not a replicant, but sometimes your energy could fool even a Voight-Kampff machine! You charge ahead like a herd of electric sheep, ignoring the potential pitfalls. But let me tell you, even Deckard needed a break from time to time.
This Waxing Gibbous moon, currently clocking in at 12.8 days (don't ask me how I know, science stuff), is sounding the alarm for some R&R. It's like that moment when Roy Batty saves Deckard, right? Unexpected, but totally necessary. The universe is saying, "Hey, Aries, slow your roll, take a breather, and maybe watch a sunset or two."
Take this lunar phase as your chance to reflect, regroup, and recharge those batteries. And remember, even in the fast-paced world of Blade Runner, there's always time for a little introspection.
So, put on your trench coat, pour yourself a glass of synthetic whiskey, and ponder life's mysteries. Like, why do we still use floppy disks in a high-tech dystopia? Or why do futuristic phone booths still can't protect you from the rain?
Stay curious, Aries. And remember, #YoureMoreThanJustANexus6, #WaxingGibbousChill, and #DeckardNeedsABreakToo. Cheers!
#Aries
SignToday Is Posting: 22.02.2024 07:02:01 (ari-22-02-2024)