"Resistance is Futile: Aries, Prepare for a Supernova of Chance Encounters and Warp-Speed Personal Growth!"
The next Aries will start in 26 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024
The Moon moves to Aries in 17 days, at Monday, 11 March, 2024
Mercury moves to Aries in 16 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024
Venus moves to Aries in 42 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024
Mars moves to Aries in 68 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024
The Full moon is currently 13.7 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.
Alright, Aries, grab yourself a cup of cosmic coffee because the stars have some juicy tidbits for you today. With the moon at 13.7 days old, it's like that awkward teenager phase – not quite full, but trying its best to shine!
You're probably feeling a little bit like a science experiment gone wrong, or right... depending on how you look at it. You know that moment when you're trying to calculate the velocity of an unladen swallow and you realize you've been using the wrong units? That's you, my friend.
Mercury is doing a funky tango with Saturn right now, so prepare for some cosmic miscommunications. If you find yourself stuck in a conversation about theoretical physics with a quantum mechanic, just nod and smile. No one really understands quantum mechanics anyway (sorry Einstein!).
Your fiery energy is kind of like the sun - brilliant, burning and occasionally causing minor sunburns to those who come too close without proper SPF protection. Remember to tone it down a notch before you scorch your nearest and dearest.
As for your love life, Venus is hanging out in your fifth house. That's like the astrological equivalent of a hot date over at the local comic book store. Expect some romance sprinkled with awkward nerd jokes and passionate debates over who would win in a fight: Star Trek's Captain Kirk or Star Wars' Han Solo.
So, Aries, keep your chin up, your safety goggles on, and your calculator ready. Embrace the chaos, enjoy the quirks and remember - in the words of the great Douglas Adams - "Don't Panic".
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SignToday Is Posting: 23.02.2024 07:02:54 (ari-23-02-2024)