Aries Report

"Brace Yourselves, Aries! Mars in Retrograde Set to Stir Up Your Inner Jedi - May the Cosmic Force Be With You!"

The next Aries will start in 113 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 22 days, at Wednesday, 20 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Aries in 103 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 129 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 155 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Full moon is currently 15.7 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Alright, Aries, let's get down to the astrological nitty-gritty. The moon? It's 15.7 days old, so it's basically having a midlife crisis. It's in that phase where it's deciding whether to buy a flashy sports car or start a rock band in its garage. And you, dear Aries? You're smack dab in the middle of it all. Now, the moon might be going through its existential crisis, but you Aries, you're being called to channel your inner Samantha Carter. Yes, I'm talking about THE Sam Carter from Stargate SG-1. No, not the one who made questionable fashion choices in the 80s. The brilliant, badass astrophysicist and military officer who could explain complex quantum mechanics while simultaneously saving the universe from impending doom. That's the energy you need to harness. You see, just like when Sam was trying to outsmart the Goa'uld or solve a tricky wormhole problem, you've got to strategize and rely on your smarts this week. So if the photocopier at work jams up again, don't just kick it – figure out how to fix it. Or better yet, invent a wormhole that bypasses the photocopier entirely. You'll also have to tap into your bold Aries courage. Just like Sam stood her ground against Apophis, you need to stand your ground against anyone who tries to belittle your ideas or steal your lunch from the office fridge. Remember, you're a warrior, not a worrier. So, Aries, your mission this week (should you choose to accept it) is to embrace your inner Samantha Carter: Be smart, be brave, and always remember to challenge the status quo. Because who knows? You might just open a portal to a whole new world of possibilities. #AriesHoroscope #StargateVibes #FullMoonFever #AstrologyNerd #QuantumMechanicsAndChill

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SignToday Is Posting: 28.11.2023 07:02:48 (ari-28-11-2023)