"Aries, This Week You Will Find Your Lack of Patience...Disturbing: A Galactic Guide to Surviving Mercury Retrograde!"
Aries is the first astrological sign in the zodiac, spanning the first 30 degrees of celestial longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, the Sun transits this sign from approximately March 20 to April 21 each year.
"Aries, This Week You Will Find Your Lack of Patience...Disturbing: A Galactic Guide to Surviving Mercury Retrograde!"
"Aries, time to strap on those rocket boots! You're set to soar higher than a Reaver on a Red Bull binge!"
"Aries, Hold Onto Your Horns! Mars is Retrograde and It's About to Get Real 'Space Invaders' Up In Here!"
"Red alert, Aries! Cosmic Klingons on your Starboard Bow: Time to Engage Warp Speed or Risk a Full Phaser Meltdown!"