The Sun

The Sun is in Cancer

The Sun is at 14 Can 54' 49", and is 152093207km away and approaching.

The Moon

The Moon is in Pisces

The Moon is at 07 Pis 50' 55", and is 364286km away and receding.

Moon Is In Pisces

Well now, ain't that a sight as shiny as Kaylee's smile? The moon, our celestial neighbor, has decided to snuggle up in the dreamy quilts of Pisces. It's just about 364,104.937590192km away, not that I'm keepin' tabs or anything. Now don't ask me how it fits into that tiny constellation, 'cause I didn't ace astronomy—just got a passing grade in my fancy-pants Alliance school. Now, when the moon cosies up with Pisces, folks tend to get a mite more imaginative. You might find yourself daydreaming of soaring through the 'verse in your own Firefly-class ship, or maybe even romancing a Companion on the side. Don't fret, it's all part of the moon's whimsical influence. Remember though, Pisces may be a water sign, but we ain't exactly splashing in the pond here. This ain't about getting lost in emotions deeper than the Mariana Trench. No sir. It's about channeling that creative energy, like Wash manipulating Serenity's controls with finesse, or Jayne... well, when Jayne tries to think before shootin'. So buckle up, strap on your brown coat, and let your mind wander to the edges of the 'verse. Just remember to stay shiny and keep flying!

Mercury

Mercury is in Cancer

Mercury is prograde at 22 Can 05' 06", moving at 2.08 degrees per day, and is 196695165km away and approaching.

Mercury Is In Cancer

Greetings, cosmic comrades! Grab your telescopes, your favorite pair of geeky glasses, and a piping-hot cup of herbal tea. We're embarking on another astrological adventure and today's celestial spotlight is shining on our pal Mercury, who's decided to take a summer vacation in the cozy constellation of Cancer. Now, let's break this down in terms my fellow science-loving stargazers can appreciate. Mercury is currently a mind-boggling 196737182.625548869km away. But fear not, the universe gave us a magical gift called 'prograde,' which basically means Mercury hasn’t gone on a retrograde road trip yet. So, don't panic, your emails should send just fine, and your exes will likely stay in their distant galaxies... for now. Now, onto the juicy cosmic stuff. Mercury chillin' in Cancer is like the universe's way of giving us a big, warm, fuzzy cosmic hug. It's like celestial comfort food for the soul, but I promise it won't give you heartburn. This period is all about turning our brains into big, throbbing hearts. It's about thinking more with our feelings than our neurons. Cancer is basically the universe’s teddy bear, always ready to provide a warm, soft place to fall. It’s all about home, heart, and those who make you feel like you're wearing your favorite flannel PJs. When Mercury parks itself here, our communication style gets a sweet, soft makeover. We’re less snarky Twitter trolls and more heart-eyed poets, ready to shower our loved ones with verbal affection. Mercury in Cancer also encourages us to tap into our inner Sherlock Holmes, using our intuition as our trusty magnifying glass. It’s about trusting our gut instincts, even if they don’t make sense on a spreadsheets or in a lab report. Remember, sometimes the 'illogical' path can lead to the most rewarding discoveries. So, during this transit, take a break from the hustle and bustle of the cosmos. Slow down, tune in, and truly listen. Not just with your ears, my dear nerds, but with your heart. Because sometimes, science can't explain everything, and that's perfectly okay. You might be surprised by what wisdom the universe whispers when you're not too busy calculating its speed of rotation. And remember, even in the vastness of space, silence can echo the loudest insights. So, let's embrace this cosmic quiet, shall we? Happy st

Venus

Venus is in Leo

Venus is prograde at 24 Leo 20' 46", moving at 0.5 degrees per day, and is 67698747km away and approaching.

Venus Is In Leo

Great Scott! Hold onto your flux capacitors, folks, because Venus has just parked her cosmic DeLorean in Leo's driveway! Now, I know what you're thinking: "But Doc, what does that even mean?" Well, imagine Venus, the goddess of love, donning a flamboyant lion suit while juggling flaming torches. That's right, my friends, we're in for a wild ride of passionate declarations and extravagant gestures. When Venus swings into Leo, it's like Marty McFly shredding Johnny B. Goode at the Enchantment Under The Sea Dance. It's loud, it's expressive, it's...well, it's a bit showoff-y. Expect your love life to be as subtle as a DeLorean crashing into a barn. Under this cosmic influence, don't be surprised if you find yourself wanting to be more than just liked. You want to be adored. You want to be the Biff Tannen of your own love story, minus the manure. But be warned, my time-traveling comrades, Leo has a flair for the dramatic. Any perceived slight could result in a Doc Brown style meltdown. Remember, a relationship is like a time machine. It needs balance to work, so don't hog all the plutonium for yourself! Oh, and let's talk about money. When Venus is in Leo, money becomes the fuel for your cosmic DeLorean. It's all about showering yourself and your loved ones with luxuries worthy of Hill Valley’s 2015. But remember, Leo is as generous as George McFly punching Biff out, so don't forget to share the wealth. To sum it up, Venus in Leo is like a rainbow-colored hoverboard. It's vibrant, it's thrilling, and it makes life seem a little less ordinary. So buckle up, keep your hands inside the vehicle at all times, and enjoy the ride! And remember, where we're going, we don't need roads...but a good map of the stars wouldn't hurt!

Mars

Mars is in Leo

Mars is prograde at 28 Leo 02' 41", moving at 0.61 degrees per day, and is 336319596km away and receding.

Mars Is In Leo

Greetings, celestial stargazers! It appears our red martian buddy Mars is currently crashing the Leo party, and boy, oh boy, things are about to get interesting. Fun fact: Mars in Leo is basically the cosmic equivalent of a rock star showing up at your quiet little house party. Suddenly everything gets louder, more vibrant, and everyone's trying to take a selfie with the guest of honor. Now, Mars isn't just any guest — it's the planet of passion and action, and Leo is all about that #YOLO lifestyle. So, for the next few weeks, expect life to feel like you're on a roller-coaster ride, strapped in next to a lion, no less. Who knew the king of the jungle was such a thrill-seeker? But remember, fellow voyagers of the universe, Leo doesn't do things halfway. This sign is all about living life to its fullest, heart first. So, during this time, don't just observe those happy moments, create them! Unleash your inner child and make time for joy, excitement, and yes, even a little bit of silliness. Because as we all know, all work and no play makes you a very dull earthling indeed. However, be wary, my friends. While Mars is in Leo, there's an increased risk of overconfidence. We might start to believe we deserve the Nobel Prize for simply existing. Remember, while Leo might be a stellar performer, you can't just act the part, you have to BE the part. So, if you want admiration, earn it. If you want respect, give it. And if you want to be the life of the party, well, maybe learn a few good jokes or a magic trick. And here's another thing to keep in mind: While enthusiasm might be as contagious as that alien flu from season 3 of Stargate Atlantis, so is drama. We may find ourselves craving more attention during this transit, and when we don't get it, we might feel as offended as a Wraith denied its lunch. Remember, ego can be a tricky beast. It can make us feel ten feet tall one moment, and smaller than an amoeba the next. Use this Mars in Leo transit to reflect on your ego, how it influences your actions, and most importantly, how to balance it for a harmonious existence in this wild, wild universe. So buckle up, space cadets! The journey through the Mars in Leo transit might be a rocky one

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is prograde at 10 Tau 20' 04", moving at 0.16 degrees per day, and is 794318681km away and approaching.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Big Daddy Jupiter Takes a Stroll Through Taurus Territory

Alright cosmic kids, hold onto your telescopes because Big Daddy Jupiter has decided to park itself in Taurus territory. Now, you might be wondering, "What the heck does that mean?" Well, let me break it down for you - no really, I'm gonna break it down because this isn't like a rom-com where everything plays out perfectly. This is astrology, baby - and it's about to get weird.

Jupiter, our favorite giant ball of wisdom and deep thoughts, is playing footsie with Taurus, the zodiac's equivalent of an unmovable couch potato. What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? Well, it's not an explosion or a cosmic wrestling match (although, wouldn't that be cool?). Nope, it's more like the universe gently telling us, "Hey, you know all those answers you've been looking for? Yeah, you've had them all along—stop ignoring them."

Think of Jupiter in Taurus as your own personal cheerleader, encouraging you to make power moves towards your dreams. It's like having a cosmic personal trainer that won't let you quit until you've checked off every item on your to-do list. And trust me, with Jupiter's growth mindset and Taurus' stubborn personality, you'll be climbing that metaphorical mountain in no time.

Now, let's talk about cash money. Jupiter is like that rich uncle who always gives the best presents (read: good luck and fortune), and Taurus? Well, Taurus is basically Scrooge McDuck swimming in a vault full of gold coins. Combine these two, and you're looking at a potential windfall. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Don't blow it all on a golden toilet or something.

And finally, let's address the elephant in the room. Taurus loves indulgence. It’s like a kid in a candy store, and right now, Jupiter is the candy store. So beware of confusing wants with needs. Your stomach might be saying "Yes!" to that third piece of cake, but remember, Jupiter in Taurus is about growth, not waist expansion.

So there you have it, folks. Jupiter in Taurus is here, and it's ready to shake things up. Buckle up, stay grounded, and for the love of cosmos

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is retrograde at 06 Pis 54' 03", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 1365537996km away and approaching.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Saturn In Pisces: A Trip with the Universe's Grumpy Uncle

Well, star gazers, Saturn decided to throw a surprise party in Pisces' dream house and let's just say, it's not all rainbows and unicorns. Saturn, the cosmic taskmaster, is chilling out in the mystical realm of Pisces - a place where daydreams flourish, and reality is as flexible as a cosmic yoga master. And boy oh boy, does Saturn love a good stretch.

This is a time when your wildest dreams might get a reality check, as if your favorite sci-fi novel suddenly got a physics professor as a co-author. Imagine, if you will, your dream of opening a space-themed pizza joint is suddenly being dissected by Mr. Saturn asking, "But how will the cheese stay on the pizza in zero gravity?" Fun, right? Well, Saturn didn't earn the title of 'Master of Rules' at the universe's game night for nothing!

But before you start hanging "Keep Out" posters on your mental doors, remember this: Saturn is like that strict yet wise grandpa who always insists on wearing socks with sandals. He may seem out of touch, but his advice can be solid gold. So, brace yourself, take a deep breath, and open the door. Let Saturn in. His grumpy wisdom might just be the guidance your dreams need.

Now, with Saturn crashing in Pisces' dreamland, you might find sleep elusive. Think of it as having a sleepover with a friend who snores louder than a chainsaw. It's irritating, yes. But hey, it's also an excellent time to practice those calming techniques. Meditate, do some moonlit yoga, take a stroll by the river, or even try counting alien sheep. Who knows, you might find the answers to your dreams in the quiet whispers of the night.

Remember, folks, Saturn in Pisces is not about ruining your dreams. It’s about making sure your dreams are structurally sound enough to withstand a meteor shower. So, embrace the challenge, put on your thinking cap (bonus points if it's tinfoil), and get ready to turn your dreams into realities. As always, stay curious and keep looking up!

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is prograde at 21 Tau 57' 50", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 3027434406km away and approaching.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Well, buckle up, space cadets! Uranus has decided to park itself in Taurus, and let's just say it's like Sheldon Cooper from "The Big Bang Theory" moving in with your grandmother. Talk about a sitcom! Taurus, our cosmic couch potato, loves stability, predictability, and a good old-fashioned routine. On the other hand, Uranus is that eccentric uncle who shows up unannounced, rearranges your furniture, and leaves you wondering what just happened. The clash of these two is like mixing Mentos and Diet Coke - expect a bit of an explosion. Don't panic though, change isn't always a bad thing! Now, I know what you're thinking: "But I like my routine!" And sure, routines can be comforting, but they can also get stale faster than bread in a toaster. So, Uranus shaking things up might be just what we need to break free from that monotonous cycle. Now, let's talk about money. Taurus, being the Warren Buffet of the zodiac signs, knows a thing or two about finances. But Uranus, with its 'live-free-or-die' attitude, might encourage us to rethink our monetary habits. We could see some major changes in how we deal with money, both on a personal and global scale. Bitcoin, anyone? Uranus is also pushing us to liberate ourselves from the financial shackles that bind us. Yep, I'm talking about debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, and mortgages. It's time to rethink our relationship with money. And while it may feel like you're stuck in a Star Trek teleporter gone haywire, remember that change is often a stepping stone to better things. So, embrace the chaos, folks! Because as Albert Einstein once said, "Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty, lies opportunity." And who are we to argue with a genius? Uranus is here to stir the pot, and by the end of it all, we might just find ourselves in a better place.

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is retrograde at 27 Pis 40' 34", moving backwards at 0 degrees per day, and is 4426758591km away and approaching.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Alright you cosmic cats and kittens, grab your telescopes and get ready for a celestial chuckle because Neptune is doing the backstroke in Pisces right now. Now, hold onto your hats because this is where it gets a bit geeky. Neptune is currently 4 billion, 426 million, 822 thousand, 60 kilometers and 17.24 centimeters away from us. Give or take a few space dust particles. Yes, I measured. It's a retrograde party and Neptune is the guest of honor, spinning backwards like it forgot its keys in the asteroid belt. Now, what does this mean for you? You know how when you're trying to put together IKEA furniture and you suddenly realize you've been holding the manual upside-down? That's kind of what Neptune in Pisces feels like. It's like suddenly understanding that the coffee table isn't just a coffee table - it's also a footrest, a makeshift dinner table, a cat bed, and a place to toss your mail. With Neptune in Pisces, we're being handed the cosmic glasses to see our world in a different light. It's the perfect time to say goodbye to the petty squabbles over who left the cap off the toothpaste, and hello to a greater understanding of togetherness. We're all on this spaceship Earth together, so it's high time we started acting like it. Neptune in Pisces is like a giant celestial invitation, delivered by a postman from another dimension, to explore our emotional IQ. It's the perfect time to take up yoga or finally learn how to meditate without falling asleep. Maybe even build an altar in your living room, just make sure it doesn't clash with the drapes. Remember, the aim here isn't to keep these newfound spiritual insights to yourself like a squirrel stashing nuts for winter. Share your wisdom, spread the love, and remember, we're all in this cosmic journey together. So next time you're feeling lost, just remember - you're exactly 4,426,822,060.172245026 kilometers away from Neptune, give or take a space dust particle.

Pluto

Pluto is in Capricorn

Pluto is retrograde at 29 Cap 28' 33", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5059254154km away and approaching.

Pluto Is In Capricorn

Greetings, fellow star travelers and celestial connoisseurs! Grab your telescopes and your sense of humor because we're about to dive into the cosmic influence of Pluto in Capricorn. Now, don't go packing for a road trip just yet! Unless you've got a spaceship handy, Pluto is a smidge out of reach at a modest 5,059,265,966.96 kilometers away (give or take a few inches). And currently, it's playing hard to get in retrograde, like that crush who keeps leaving you on read. Still with me? Good, let's talk business. The powerhouse combo of Pluto and Capricorn is like Batman and Robin, peanut butter and jelly, or Sheldon Cooper and Spock. They're both geared up for success and power, with an intense focus that would make a laser beam jealous. But here's the kicker: during this transit, they could give less of a hoot about other people's opinions. This might sound cool if you're a wannabe dictator, but for the rest of us, it's a caution to not become intolerant of ideas other than our own. Pluto, though, isn't all tough love. It's also about shedding those pesky negative patterns that have been clinging onto us like static-clingy socks from the dryer. It's time for some constructive destruction, folks. Remember that scene in Star Wars where Yoda tells Luke to unlearn what he has learned? That's what we're aiming for here. But a word of caution, my friends. Be mindful of what you destroy while creating. It's like deleting files off your computer to make space - be sure you're not trashing something important in your haste. So there you have it, the cosmic lowdown on Pluto in Capricorn. Remember, it's not about fearing the stars, it's about understanding them...and having a good chuckle along the way.

Mercury

Mercury Sextile Uranus

Your thinking today is ingenious, original, clever, sharp, and magnetic. Electricity is in your head and probably the rest of your body. You are full of nervous energy, but it is the type that can help you accomplish more. New and exciting opportunities may come about today through travel, conversations with others, or through new reading material. Go exploring.You are open to new ideas, and come up with your own fair share of unique perspectives yourself. You have a technical bent and might take special interest in computers, technology, and science. Your intuition is very strong and mostly leads you in the right direction. You have a friendly, tolerant, and unprejudiced manner. You avoid making unfair judgments, being hypocritical, or stereotyping. You are very truthful and abhor modes of thinking that are biased and narrow. You are resourceful, witty, and quick to grasp and understand new subjects. Your thinking is often quite naturally outside of the box and very quick, and it can be baffling to you when you observe others who don’t get to the same conclusions as you in half the time. Still, you require much space and freedom to do your own thinking, and you don’t take kindly to anyone trying to force-feed you information or opinions. You are at your mental best and most cooperative when you have had the chance to find your own inspiration, and you easily feel hypocritical if you don’t–a feeling that doesn’t sit well with you one bit.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Mercury and Uranus have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Some Famous People with Mercury in Harmonious Aspect to Uranus: Sextiles – Lawrence Welk, John Steinbeck, Donald Sutherland, Erik Satie, Martin Sheen; Trines – Sheena Easton, Farrah Fawcett, Tracey Ullman, Marilyn Manson

Venus

Venus Conjunct Mars

There is a desire for love, beauty, relationships, and things that feel good. Desire is strong today and this includes the desire for the opposite sex. Be considerate of others today as you may express yourself too strongly. Use your creative energies and get involved with the arts, music or the theater. How about making a special meal for your significant other? Watch your spending today as you may feel tempted to overindulge and be too extravagant. Curb your potential for eating too much rich, sweet, or spicy food. Moderation is the key. Be refined and charming around women. Do not get involved in petty gossip or in competition with the women you know. Have fun at a social gathering, but remember, don't come on too strong or let your opinion of yourself swell so as to become overbearing and obnoxious.For people with a Venus-Mars conjunction in their natal charts, the blending of the feminine and masculine energies within is a natural process, although other aspects to the conjunction will tell the whole story as to how this is done. These people possess personal magnetism in spades. They live and breathe romantic/sexual relationships. It is generally easy for them to form relationships, unless the conjunction is severely afflicted. They ooze sexuality, and they are generally quite impulsive with regards to entering new relationships. Relationships are not only important to them, they require a fair amount of excitement, adventure, and passion in their pairings in order to feel alive and vital. With this conjunction, there is generally a pleasing blend of self-assertion and cooperation. This comprises some of their charm, in that they generally know how to assert themselves without stepping on others’ toes. In some cases, men with this aspect may be too dominating in romantic situations, and might gain a reputation for being “macho”. This is not always the case, however. For the most part, these people are quite direct about what they want in a relationship, and they are quite passionate when it comes to going about getting what they want. It can be a challenge maintaining perspective when it comes to relationships. These people are generally highly creative and are bent on finding outlets for their creativity. Their vitality and warm energy is something that can be felt by others, as if it lies just below the surface.Some Famous People with Venus conjunct Mars: Barry Bonds (in Gemini), Carmen Electra (in Gemini), Bette Davis, James Caan (in Taurus, also conjunct Uranus), Sally Field, Eva Gabor (in Pisces), Merv Griffin (in Leo), Kris Kristofferson (in Gemini), Bruce Lee (in Scorpio), Courtney Love (in Gemini), Peter O’Toole, Al Pacino (in Gemini), Stefanie Powers (in Scorpio), Sting, Uma Thurman (in Gemini), Vincent Van Gogh (in Pisces), Harry Hamlin (in Virgo), Sandra Bullock (in Gemini, conjunct the Ascendant).

Venus

Venus Square Uranus

Unstable romantic infatuations and impractical or irresponsible attitudes and conduct in relationships should be guarded against. There is a desire to break free from binding partnerships. Impulsive spending may be your idea of breaking free. Be careful during this transit because you are probably not thinking with your head, only your heart, which is your wild side right now. Your behavior now may be so bohemian or bizarre that people turn against you. Settle down and apply self-discipline.The need for stimulation and the need to break the rules with regards to love and romance is apparent when Venus squares or opposes Uranus in the natal chart. These people can confuse their partners readily with their on-again off-again energy when it comes to matters of the heart. With the opposition, this is especially pronounced–when they are given too much space, they feel unloved, yet when they get the love they seem to crave, they can feel smothered by it. They can alienate partners by adopting an “I don’t care what you do” stance when they feel threatened. The truth is, they do fear rejection like anyone else, but they don’t always want to admit it, and they can turn quite cold when they suspect their partner doesn’t care. The energy of Venus-Uranus in hard aspect is embodied in the expression, “Absence makes the heart grow fonder”. When close to a loved one, they can eventually feel smothered or antsy if the relationship becomes too predictable. They can also detach themselves from living in the moment and enjoying the love they have. When apart, they feel more free to love. This aspect is common in the charts of people who maintain long-distance or otherwise erratic relationships. There can be abrupt beginnings and endings in relationships. They are not very “good” at endings–they can appear quite insensitive, aloof, and brusque. The “let’s be friends” attitude might hurt a partner who felt there was much more to the relationship. These people have a disdain for conventional, traditional, or otherwise “normal” relationships. They need to learn to balance their need for closeness and their need for freedom. They truly detest social pretenses, and insist on being sincere. Being well-liked takes second place to sincerity. There is a strong attraction to all that is different, and all that “shouldn’t” be done in love and in sex. Taste in clothing and art is unusual, original, and unique.There is a tendency to react spontaneously and intensely to others, and there is marked emotional impulsiveness with these aspects. Their most successful relationships are unconventional ones. Whether they do so publicly or privately, they delight in defying convention. They tend to move on and outgrow friendships. Some possess considerable romantic charm and humor, and they can pretty much charm the birds out of the trees when they choose to do so! Their love feelings are easily aroused and their romantic relationships begin with suddenness. There is a marked inner craving for emotional excitement and a need to feel spontaneous and free.Alternate interpretations:Venus square Uranus or Venus opposition Uranus: *Your love feelings are easily aroused and your romantic relationships begin with a sudden electric attraction, but they often end abruptly, and you may be in and out of love frequently – especially in your younger years. You crave emotional excitement and need to feel spontaneous and free, so you may avoid making firm personal commitments. Unusual or nontraditional forms of love and relationships appeal to you, and you are attracted to unique, creative, or unstable people.#You tend to fall in love instantly, and you need to discriminate between passing sexual fancy and something that can last “forever.” As your intuition develops, you will be able to identify the difference more clearly. When you “fall,” that is a good time to marshal all your respect for yourself and your partner, and to take things one day at a time until you have forged a deep connection. From Your Spiritual Path report.Some Famous People with the Venus in Hard Aspect to Uranus: Squares – Angelina Jolie, Diana Princess of Wales, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Corbin Bernsen, Naomi Campbell, Chevy Chase, Alice Cooper, Juliette Lewis, Anais Nin, Jean Piaget, Elvis Presley, Valerie Harper, Kirk Douglas, Johnny Depp, Barbara De Angelis, Kim Hunter, Tony Curtis, Carson Daly; Oppositions – Getrude Stein, Dionne Warwick, Sharon Stone, Carl Sandburg, Bonnie Raitt, Robert Pattinson, Deborah Kerr, Jack London, Jesse Jackson, Sean Connery, Ian Fleming, Ellen DeGeneres.