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29 November, 2023
Solar activity reached high levels with a M9.8 flare from AR 3500 at 28/1950 UTC, the highest of the period. Region 3500 (S09E04, Dkc/Beta-Gamma) continued to be the largest, most complex region on the visible solar disk, and the main culprit of activity producing a M3.4 flare at 28/1932 UTC along with the aforementioned M9 flare. Region 3505 (S17E69, Hax/Alpha) was numbered this period, but was otherwise unremarkable. Region 3499 (S17W59, Bxo/Beta) added to the mix at the end of the period, producing a C8.1 flare at 28/2331 UTC.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were at near nominal levels. Total field ranged 4-5 nT, the Bz component was +/- 4 nT, and solar wind speeds averaged at or just under 450 km/s. Phi was predominantly positive.
There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 15% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Gemini, at 29 degrees, 41' 52", at a velocity of 12.96 degrees per day.
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.7 days old. It is 391837.85 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec, 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Sagittarius
The Sun is at 06 Sag 45' 11", and is 147573680km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Gemini
The Moon will change from Gemini to Cancer in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 29 Gem 41' 52", and is 388500km away and receding.Moon Is In Gemini
Well, well, well, if it isn't the Moon, our celestial nightlight, getting all cozy in Gemini. Now be prepared, because when the Moon gets chatty with the Twins, things can get as unpredictable as a quantum physics equation on a caffeine binge. Gemini, the cosmic social butterfly, is hosting our lunar buddy at approximately 388,255.127227889km away. That's about the distance your Wi-Fi signal feels when it suddenly drops during a crucial moment in your favorite sci-fi series. I'm looking at you, Battlestar Galactica fans; Number Six didn't become a Cylon icon for nothing! Now, this Gemini-Moon combo is like a geeky celestial comic con. It's all about communication, ideas, and possibly debating who would win in a hypothetical duel between Spock and Yoda. (My money’s on Yoda, he's got that Force thing going on.) It's time to embrace your inner nerd, my friends. Dive headfirst into your curiosities, engage in intellectual banter, but remember, let's not go starting any intergalactic wars. But don't get too comfortable debating Star Trek vs Star Wars, because in the next 24 hours, the Moon will be packing up its comic books and action figures, and heading over to Cancer for a cosmic cup of chamomile tea and some emotional TLC. So, enjoy the intellectual stimulation while it lasts. Like a supernova, it's here in a brilliant flash, then it's morphing into something entirely new. So, May the Force (and the Moon in Gemini) be with you!Mercury is in Sagittarius
Mercury is prograde at 27 Sag 07' 09", moving at 1.27 degrees per day, and is 168406457km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Sagittarius
Great Scott! The cosmic wheels are spinning and guess what? Mercury is in Sagittarius, folks! Now, don't get your knickers in a twist. This isn't some alien invasion or a planetary game of musical chairs. No, it's more like a cosmic cocktail party where every planet brings its own unique flavor to the mix. Mercury, our friend from 168555637.304551125km away (give or take a few kilometers due to cosmic drift), is currently going prograde - that's astro-speak for moving in direct motion. Picture this: Mercury donning a pair of shiny roller skates and zipping around the celestial rink in a straight line. It's the cosmic equivalent of a perfectly executed figure eight. Now, what does this mean for you, my dear stargazers? Well, Mercury is the planet of communication and detail, while Sagittarius is the wide-eyed explorer always looking to broaden his horizons. It's like if Sheldon Cooper and Indiana Jones had a baby - meticulous yet wildly adventurous. This creates an atmosphere ripe for enthusiastic words, confident messages, and passionate debates. Just remember, it's all about balance. Keep one eye on the details and the other on the bigger picture - that's the magic formula! But hold onto your hoverboards! While Mercury in Sagittarius can make us feel like we've drunk a gallon of gigawatt juice, remember to engage your brain before your mouth. We don't want any verbal time paradoxes, do we? Triple-check your words before they come flying out faster than a DeLorean at 88mph. Taking into account Sagittarius, represented by the Archer, we're encouraged to explore new horizons. Ever dreamed of backpacking through Europe, learning to play the theremin or starting that pet grooming business? Now's the chance to aim your proverbial bow and arrow at those dreams. So, folks, as we navigate this cosmic dance with Mercury in Sagittarius, remember - the future is what you make of it, so make it a good one!Venus is in Libra
Venus is prograde at 23 Lib 32' 52", moving at 1.16 degrees per day, and is 143933358km away and receding.
Venus Is In Libra
Venus Is In Libra: A Boba Fett Style Extravaganza
Alright star gazers, time to dust off your love goggles because Venus, our cosmic cupcake, has swanned into Libra. That's right folks, the planet of heart emojis and syrupy sweet nothings is doing the tango with the zodiac sign that makes Romeo and Juliet look like a schoolyard crush. You think I'm exaggerating? Well, hold onto your telescopes!
With Venus in Libra, relationships become as light and fluffy as a marshmallow in zero gravity. Think less "Game of Thrones" drama and more "Friends" sitcom vibes. That's right, even the most argumentative among us will find it hard to start a fight over who left the cap off the toothpaste. This is the time to be diplomatic, charming, and as smooth as the surface of a freshly iced donut. It's all about balance, baby!
Speaking of balance, if you've been feeling like one side of your see-saw is digging into the ground while the other is swinging in the wind, now's the time to take notice. Relationships are supposed to be a two-player game, not a solo mission on the Death Star. So if you've been carrying all the groceries, washing all the dishes, AND rescuing all the princesses, maybe it's time for a chat. Thankfully, our Lady Venus is also the goddess of diplomacy, so let her guide your words.
But wait, there's more! Both Venus and Libra aren't just about smooches and hand-holding, they're also connoisseurs of style and beauty. This is the perfect time to give yourself a little TLC. Maybe get that haircut you've been thinking about or spruce up your space with some out-of-this-world decor. After all, who doesn't want to feel like they're floating on Cloud 9?
In short, Venus in Libra is like getting a free pass to a galaxy-wide love-in. So bring out your inner peace-loving hippie, put on your favorite tie-dye shirt, and let the good vibes flow. Because, my friends, it's time for love, harmony, and maybe just a little bit of laughter!
Mars is in Sagittarius
Mars is prograde at 03 Sag 27' 03", moving at 0.72 degrees per day, and is 375032553km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Sagittarius
Mars in Sagittarius: A Journey Worth a Million Miles
Good news, my interstellar enthusiasts! Our fiery friend Mars has decided to set up camp in the land of Sagittarius. And we all know what happens when the red planet decides to play dress up as the happy-go-lucky archer... It’s like RoboCop stepping into a RomCom, unmatchable energy, and a bit of chaos!
With Mars in Sagittarius, the universe is basically chucking optimism grenades at us, blasting away any boundaries and limitations that stand in our way. It's like we've been handed a cosmic hall pass to venture into territories unknown, with the swagger of a seasoned explorer who just discovered the fountain of youth. This is not the time to get stuck in the present, folks, but rather look ahead to the great 'what's next?’ with a pair of rose-tinted binoculars.
But beware, my star-crossed wanderers, there's a fine line between daring and doltish. Mars in Sagittarius can make us impulsive, and more likely to do the Macarena on a tightrope. Remember, even the cosmos preach moderation. So, let's not go overboard here, because no one wants to be that guy who brings a lightsaber to a pillow fight.
And this transit isn't just about seeing the world—it's about tasting, touching, and truly experiencing it. It's about realizing that life is not a multiple-choice question with only one right answer, but rather a big 'fill in the blank' where you get to write your own story. Be open, be curious and remember, the real treasure might not be at the end of a rainbow, but in a stranger's tale, a new class, or even in a dusty book at the corner of your local library.
The universe is calling us to pack our bags and head out into the cosmic wild. But remember, you don't have to cross oceans to embark on an adventure. Sometimes, the greatest journeys are those of the mind and heart. So, whether it's exploring a new cuisine, immersing yourself in a foreign language, or even just sitting down with a sci-fi novel, let this be a time of exploration and discovery. Happy trails, my celestial travelers!
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 07 Tau 16' 36", moving backwards at 0.1 degrees per day, and is 612856038km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter in Taurus: The Darth Vader Edition
"Luke, I am your...Jupiter in Taurus!" Okay, okay, not as iconic, I admit. But let's talk about this celestial heavy hitter combo—Jupiter, the wise Yoda of planets, meets Taurus, the stubborn yet lovable Chewbacca of the zodiac. It's a bit like if Darth Vader decided to take a chill pill and meditate. No more using the Death Star to force choke people into submission, it’s time for deep thinking and self-reflection. And just like a Jedi finding his inner peace, you might discover that the power you've been seeking was inside you all along—no lightsaber required.
Think of Jupiter in Taurus as that rare moment when Vader actually got stuff done. You know, like building a whole galaxy-crushing empire? Only this time, instead of stormtroopers, you've got to-do lists. And instead of world domination, it's about reaching your personal goals. Whether it's finishing that knitting project or finally understanding quantum physics, may the force (and Jupiter’s growth energy) be with you!
As for the material side of things, it's like finding a forgotten stash of gold coins in your Millennium Falcon. Jupiter, the Obi-Wan Kenobi of good fortune, and Taurus, the Midas touch incarnate, could well mean a nice little boost to your galactic credit account. So, tighten your belts, check your financial health and prepare for potential light-speed growth. Just don't end up like Jabba the Hutt—too much wealth can lead to a princess strangling you with a chain.
Last but not least, remember, Taurus is a bit of a hedonist. With Jupiter making a pit stop, you might find yourself craving for that extra piece of Death Star-shaped chocolate or splurging on that fancy lightsaber replica. Stay strong, young Padawan, and resist the Dark Side of overindulgence. After all, not all that glitters is Beskar steel.
May the Jupiter in Taurus be with you! And remember, the Force isn't just in a galaxy far, far away—it's within us, always.
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 01 Pis 03' 08", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 1465391370km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn In Pisces: The Cosmic Dad’s Sleepover
Heads up, cosmic nerds! The big ringed dude, Saturn, is taking a dip in the mystical swimming pool of Pisces. And let's face it, when Saturn takes a dip, it's less like a graceful dive and more like a cannonball splash that leaves no one dry. You know, like that one friend who doesn’t understand the concept of “quiet splash.” So, what's this cosmic sleepover going to look like? Let's just say, Saturn is the parent who insists on organizing every minute of the party. You want to play spin the bottle? Saturn wants you to write an elaborate business plan for your new startup. You want to gossip about your crushes? Saturn will ask you serious questions about your deepest desires. Sure, it can be a little intrusive, but hey, sometimes we need a stern planetary dad to make sure we don't eat too much pizza and stay up all night watching scary movies. Now, with all this Saturnian energy in the realm of Pisces, known for its association with dreams and sleep, you might feel a bit like a caffeinated squirrel on a tightrope. Restlessness, anxiety, and wild dreams may be part of the package. Do yourself a favor and embrace your inner hippie. Meditate, take long walks in the woods, inhale deeply, and exhale slowly. Yes, even if you have to keep a dream journal ready next to your pillow! Don’t freak out if this Saturn visit feels like a cosmic audit. It's not meant to stress you out, but to help you align your dreams with reality. So, put down the chips, turn off the movie, and listen to what Saturn has to say. You might find it's the best advice you've received from a planet in a while!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 20 Tau 25' 40", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 2793002872km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: The Cosmic Shake-Up
Well, my star-gazing friends, strap on your space boots because we're about to embark on a cosmic rollercoaster. Good ol' Uranus, the rebellious teenager of the planetary family, has moved into the Taurus house, and let's just say that the Bull is not exactly thrilled about its new roommate.
You see, Taurus is a creature of habit. It likes its tea at 5 pm, its slippers by the fireplace, and absolutely no surprises. But with Uranus now crashing on its couch, well...let's just say that predictability has left the building.
Now, imagine you are Taurus for a moment - relaxing in your favorite armchair, sipping a cup of chamomile tea, when suddenly Uranus blasts through the front door riding a hoverboard, loudly proclaiming about the latest cryptocurrency. That's essentially what's happening in the cosmos right now.
But, don't fret! Even though it feels like your financial world might be turned upside down (yes, those 2792980718.943828106km feel closer than ever), this cosmic shake-up can lead to some pretty stellar changes. We're talking revolutionary ways of handling money, the possibility of brand-new currencies, and dramatic changes to banks. Your piggy bank might be shivering, but trust me, it's all for the better.
On a more personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like a cosmic Marie Kondo, urging us to rethink our relationship with material possessions. Do we really need that 10th pair of shoes or another gadget collecting dust? This period is all about freeing ourselves from the clutches of consumerism and excessive materialism.
So, yes, Uranus might be the quirky, unpredictable roommate who leaves the milk out and changes the Wi-Fi password every other day. But remember, even amidst the chaos, Uranus is here to shake things up for our own good. So, embrace the change my fellow stargazers, because this cosmic journey is just beginning!
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 24 Pis 54' 12", moving backwards at 0 degrees per day, and is 4425521259km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Ahoy there, stardust travelers! I hope you've got your cosmic seatbelts fastened because Neptune has kicked back into retrograde and is lounging comfortably in the watery world of Pisces. Now, before you fall off your chair, let me assure you that this isn't the sci-fi version of a "Mercury in retrograde" horror story. Oh no, this transit is more like a cosmic episode of Star Trek, with yours truly playing Captain Jean-Luc Picard. You see, Neptune in Pisces is like the Starship Enterprise warping into an unexplored sector of the galaxy where the laws of physics as we know them are just, well, suggestions. This galactic shift gives us a new, almost Vulcan-like level of insight, allowing us to peer through the nebulous fog of our everyday worries and see the universe in all its interconnected glory. Suddenly, those petty arguments about who gets the last slice of pizza or who left their dirty socks on the living room floor seem as insignificant as a grain of sand in the vast cosmic beach. During this astrological transit, it's time to boldly go where you may not have gone before: deep into the emotional and spiritual realms of your being. Just like Captain Picard, you'll need to rely on diplomacy, empathy, and open-mindedness. Remember, even the grumpy Klingon hiding in the corner of your soul has something valuable to contribute. Neptune in Pisces is your cosmic cue to beam up your spiritual curiosity and explore new frontiers. It's time to build your personal holodeck, whether that's a meditation corner, a space for yoga, or a shrine to your favorite Star Trek characters (no judgment here!). This is your moment to connect with the sacred, however it manifests in your life. Once you've navigated these inner galaxies, Neptune in Pisces encourages you to share your discoveries with the universe, or at least your corner of it. And remember, like a trusty Tricorder, Neptune's energy is there to guide and support you in this process. So set your phasers to 'stunning' and prepare to explore strange new worlds, seek out new life and new civilizations...within yourself! Engage!Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 28 Cap 27' 54", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5311113010km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto In Capricorn: A Cosmic Stand-Up Comedy
Okay folks, Pluto's in Capricorn so buckle up and let's get this cosmic party started! It's like a celestial version of a corporate retreat, only with more gravity and less trust falls. And if you're wondering where Pluto is right now, it's playing hide-and-seek at a mere 5311065899.702748299km away. Yeah, just your average Sunday drive. Pluto and Capricorn are like that power couple everyone secretly admires but also finds a tad bit intimidating. They're all about the hustle, the ambition, the "no pain, no gain" mantra. They're the type who'd organize their spice rack alphabetically and still find time to invent a new yoga pose. Now, with these two teaming up, we might find ourselves getting a little...well, tunnel-visioned. You know, like when you spend 3 hours arguing with someone on the internet about whether Star Wars or Star Trek is better? (It's Star Trek, by the way). We've got to be careful about not turning into cosmic bullies, dismissing other people's ideas faster than a dog sniffs out a hidden treat. And here's the kicker – Pluto wants us to do some deep-cleaning of our emotional closets. It's time to say sayonara to those old habits that are about as useful as a chocolate teapot. But remember folks, demolition can be fun, but it's not an excuse to blow up everything in sight. Be more like a skillful surgeon, less like a toddler with a hammer. So, as we navigate this Pluto-in-Capricorn extravaganza, let's remember to keep our sense of humor. After all, we're all just tiny specks on a blue dot in the middle of an incomprehensibly vast universe. So, let's not take ourselves too seriously, alright? We're all just stardust trying to figure things out. May the force – or Spock’s logic – be with you!
Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Conjunct Mars
You should have lots of energy and vitality today. Go out and get some exercise. Be careful not to get into arguments with your superiors or with people in authority, like policemen. Avoid confrontations that involve your ego. Instead, channel the energy and potential hostility into something creative like your favorite hobby. The important thing is to express yourself in a constructive manner. How about playing in the park with a group of children? Do not overexert yourself or put too much strain on your heart. This means controlling your temper. Anger is one of the hardest things on your heart. Don't lay out in the sun too long. You may burn easier today than normal. Watch yourself around the stove or anything hot. Focus on being humble. Put your ego in the backseat.