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4 January, 2024
Solar activity decayed to low levels with C-class flare activity observed from Regions 3536 (N06E37, Eko/beta-gamma), 3537 (N18E34, Cao/beta) and new Region 3538 (N21E11, Dao/beta). The largest flare observed flare was a C3.0/Sf at 03/1018 UTC from Region 3536. Region 3536 remained fairly unchanged, but did appear to lose its delta magnetic structure. Region 3537 appeared stable, new Region 3538 indicated growth and Region 3534 (S14W37, Bxo/beta) developed into a simple bi-pole region.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
The solar wind environment was slightly enhanced from what is most likely weak influences from a negative polarity CH HSS and the possible passing of the 31 Dec CME, at about 03/0447 UTC, associated with the X5.0 flare. Total field strength peaked at 12 nT and Bz reached a maximum southward deviation of -7 nT. Wind speeds remained close to 425 km/s, increasing to 475-500 km/s after 03/0447 UTC. The Phi angle was oriented in a predominately negative position throughout the period.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Libra, at 14 degrees, 39' 24", at a velocity of 12 degrees per day.
The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.3 days old. It is 401447.13 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan, 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Capricorn
The Sun is at 13 Cap 21' 55", and is 147101230km away and receding.
The Moon is in Libra
The Moon is at 14 Lib 39' 24", and is 400597km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Libra
Greetings, stardust-sprinkled beings! Today, our lovely lunar lady, who happens to be precisely 400774.647651808km away (or as I like to say, just a light-year skip and a jump), has decided to don her finest scales and settle herself in the celestial house of Libra. Hold onto your magic wands, folks, because with the moon in Libra, it's like Gandalf just proclaimed, "You shall not pass... without a dose of equilibrium!" Seriously, if you thought the Sorting Hat had a tough time making decisions, you're about to empathize on a cosmic level. Libra is all about balance, harmony, and weighing those pros and cons. So, ready yourself for an epic, Frodo-and-Sam-style journey into the realm of decision-making. You might find yourself on a seesaw of should I, shouldn’t I: to eat that second slice of pizza, to binge-watch another episode of that addictive series, or even to finally confess your undying love to your crush who's as elusive as a golden snitch. But fear not, oh noble navigators of the night sky! Just channel your inner Spock, for logic and fairness will be your guiding stars during this lunar period. And remember, the moon isn't this close to Earth just to mess with your WiFi signals. No, she’s here to illuminate the path of balance, reminding us that life is much like a game of Quidditch – it's all about keeping your eyes on the snitch, but not losing sight of the bludgers. So, lean into that Libran energy, my celestial comrades! Seek harmony, strive for balance, and remember, as the great wizard Dumbledore might say, "It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live." Or in our case, to dwell on the stars and forget to live on Earth. Until next time, may your horoscope be ever in your favor and may the force of the cosmos be with you!Mercury is in Sagittarius
Mercury is prograde at 22 Sag 30' 41", moving at 0.3 degrees per day, and is 126154095km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Sagittarius
Alright star gazers, hold onto your telescopes because Mercury, our cosmic courier, has decided to take a galactic road trip through Sagittarius. I mean, who wouldn't? With all those nebulae and cosmic dust, it's like Burning Man on a universal scale! Now, Mercury is kind of like the Sheldon Cooper of the planetary gang - detail-obsessed, meticulous, and a bit of a chatterbox. Sagittarius, on the other hand, is more of the Indiana Jones type - adventurous, future-focused, and always aiming for the next horizon. So, when these two team up, it's like a sci-fi movie where the nerd and the action hero join forces. Picture this: You're in a high-speed chase through an asteroid belt (because why not?), and Sagittarius is at the helm, eyes on the cosmos, foot heavy on the thrusters. Meanwhile, Mercury is at the navigation console, calculating trajectories, adjusting shields, and probably giving a running commentary about the mineral composition of the asteroids hurtling past. During this celestial spectacle, expect enthusiastic words to be your jet fuel, and passionate debates your space food. But remember, in this vast universe of opinions, hold onto your logic like it's the last piece of pizza at a Star Trek convention. And here's a friendly reminder from your neighborhood astrologer: During this transit, your mouth might turn into a hyperdrive and your words into photon torpedoes. So, triple-check your comms before hitting transmit to avoid any diplomatic incidents with alien species...or you know, your boss or partner. As Sagittarius takes the captain's chair, you're encouraged to explore strange new worlds, seek out new life and new civilizations...oops, wrong franchise! But you get the idea. It's a great time to plan a trip, learn something new or start a fresh job. So, buckle up, guys and gals. It's time for lift-off!Venus is in Sagittarius
Venus is prograde at 06 Sag 35' 11", moving at 1.22 degrees per day, and is 179857250km away and receding.
Venus Is In Sagittarius
Ladies, Gentlemen, and interstellar entities of all kinds, gather round, gather round! For Venus has taken a stellar vacation to Sagittarius and the cosmos is buzzing with excitement! Much like when your eccentric Aunt Sylvia decides to take up salsa dancing, things are about to get spicy! Now, Venus frolicking in Sagittarius isn't just about love, though that's certainly on the cosmic menu. It's also about embracing the new, the thrilling, the out-of-this-world experiences that make life worth living. It's about stepping outside your comfort zone and trying that weird alien fruit salad at the intergalactic potluck. You know, the one that glows in the dark and hums ominously. In this time, old routines might seem as appealing as a black hole, while new, shiny opportunities twinkle invitingly. It's time to trade in that well-worn asteroid belt for a brand spanking new nebula! But remember, my celestial comrades, Sagittarius is a bit of a cosmic free spirit. So, to navigate this transit, keep things light, loose and open. Try not to cling too tightly to your space suit. For those already in love, it's a prime time to switch things up. Maybe take a romantic trip around Saturn's rings, or enroll in that Martian pottery class you've been eyeing. And for the single stargazers, love could be hiding under the next moon rock. The more different, the more exciting – so don't be surprised if you find yourself swooning over a bookish Centaurian or a witty Andromedan. But beware, dear star-children. While Venus is vacationing in Sagittarius, everything seems larger than life - like a supernova-sized disco ball. Once the cosmic glitter settles, you might realize that flashy Nebulan you've been flirting with is just a regular star. So, keep your space goggles clear and watch out for cosmic mirages. In these times of cosmic adventure, it might be tempting to treat your credit card like a limitless wormhole. Remember, Sagittarians like a bit of a gamble, but don't let Venus tempt you into buying that luxury space yacht. Instead, invest in experiences, like learning Quantum Physics from a sentient nebula or booking a vacation to the Pillars of Creation. In conclusion, with Venus in Sagittarius, it's time to embrace the intergalactic optimist in you. Radiate positivity like a pulsar, and the universe willMars is in Sagittarius
Mars will change from Sagittarius to Capricorn in the next 24 hours.
Mars is prograde at 29 Sag 43' 56", moving at 0.74 degrees per day, and is 361091977km away and approaching.Mars Is In Sagittarius
Mars in Sagittarius: Galactic Road Trip!
Put on your space helmet, folks! Mars, our cosmic brother from another mother, has taken a detour in its orbit and is now chillin’ in Sagittarius. This celestial event is a bit like putting a rocket engine on a horse – it’s bound to get wild and adventurous!
Sagittarius, the zodiac’s optimistic archer, doesn't really believe in boundaries, much like that one uncle who insists on wearing sandals in winter. When Mars parks its rosy rear here, we all get a taste of this boundless, "I can do anything" attitude. Suddenly, even your most mundane tasks seem to sparkle with potential. Folding laundry? Nah, you're conquering Mount Sockmore!
With Mars in Sagittarius, you're not just dreaming big, you're Elon Musk-ing it up and sending those dreams into outer space! You'll find yourself tackling obstacles with the confidence of a cat walking on a narrow fence. But beware, my star-gazing friends, there's a risk of overdoing it. Don’t be that guy who decides to marathon all seasons of Star Trek in a week without sleep. Moderation is key, remember that!
This astrological alignment is like an all-you-can-eat buffet for the soul. You’re hungry for experiences, knowledge, and deep connections. It's like having an all-access pass to the grand cosmic theme park! So, stay open-minded. The truth you seek might just be hiding in the most unexpected places, like in the last page of your physics textbook or in the lyrics of a 70s disco song.
Mars in Sagittarius is also your boarding call for a mind-expanding journey. This isn't about sipping a piña colada on a sandy beach (although that sounds pretty good too). It’s about venturing beyond your comfort zone, diving into the unknown, and learning how to salsa dance with uncertainty. But hey, exploration doesn’t have to mean packing your bags for Mars or mastering quantum physics overnight. Simply cracking open a new book, learning a foreign language, or trying out that funky-looking vegan recipe can be your ticket to a whole new world.
So buckle up, cosmic voyagers! With Mars in Sagittarius, the universe is your playground. It’s time to channel your inner space cowboy, embrace the unexpected, and
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 05 Tau 36' 39", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 677629015km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
When Jupiter Meets Taurus: A Cosmic Comedy
Well, buckle up, stargazers! The big cosmic cheese, Jupiter, has decided to take a vacation in the laid-back realm of Taurus. Now, I don't know about you, but imagining Jupiter in Taurus is like picturing Einstein at a Phish concert - it's sort of beautiful in a bizarre, mismatched kind of way. Jupiter, the planet-sized wisdom tooth of the galaxy, is all about deep and meaningful thought, while Taurus, our interstellar couch potato, likes to chill out and smell the roses. With Jupiter in Taurus, it's as if the universe is saying, "Hey, the answers to life's mysteries aren't on some distant star or in the heart of a black hole. They're right here, in your Netflix queue and under your pizza crust." Are you dreaming of becoming a billionaire tech mogul or finally growing that vegetable garden? Well, with Jupiter in Taurus, it's time to work on those dreams. Imagine Jupiter as your motivational speaker and Taurus as your life coach – they're not just encouraging you to trust the process, they're practically pushing you down the road to success. Don't be surprised if your piggy bank starts to feel a bit heavier during this transit. Jupiter's known for its Midas touch, and Taurus is basically the zodiac's Bill Gates. So, whether you're investing in stocks or buying lottery tickets, remember to thank the cosmic forces when you're rolling in dough. However, with Taurus being the 'treat yo' self' sign of the zodiac, there's a risk of going overboard. When Jupiter, the planet of plentifulness, meets Taurus, the sign of indulgence, we might find ourselves confusing needs with wants. It's like being in a cosmic candy store with unlimited credit. So, my advice? Enjoy, but remember to floss. So, as Jupiter takes its tour through Taurus, let's tap into our inner wisdom, make strides towards our dreams, and maybe even enjoy a little cosmic prosperity. Just remember, while it's fun to indulge, don't forget to balance the cosmic checkbook. After all, the universe has a wicked sense of humor when it comes to overdraft fees.Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 03 Pis 32' 18", moving at 0.09 degrees per day, and is 1546413057km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn In Pisces - A Galactic Guide
Alright, space cadets, hold on to your telescopes! Saturn, the big daddy of discipline, has taken a vacation in Pisces, the zodiac's dreamy, watery wonderland. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Isn't that like inviting your strict high school principal to a psychedelic music festival?" Well, brace yourselves, because the universe just RSVP'd 'yes' to that invite and things are about to get real... interesting.
This cosmic combo is like a reality check from the cosmos, so if you've been daydreaming about writing "War and Peace 2: Electric Boogaloo" or opening a vegan, eco-friendly, non-GMO, gluten-free, locally-sourced, fair-trade coffee shop that hosts cat yoga on Sundays, now's the time to take those dreams and give them some structure! Saturn is practically holding a celestial clipboard, ready to help us organize our dreams into achievable goals. "Where's your business plan? What's your budget?" he might ask. Don't be scared, he's just trying to help!
But let's not sugarcoat the cosmic cookies here, Saturn in Pisces can feel like an unexpected visit from the planet of 'no fun allowed'. It's like having a surprise room inspection when you've spent the past week building a pillow fort. But don't hang the 'keep out' sign just yet. Saturn may seem like the pesky parent, but he's just trying to help us make our dreams a reality. So, throw open the door, greet him with a smile, and be ready to take some notes.
With all this buzz in the dreamy realm of Pisces, we might be feeling a bit more restless than usual, maybe even a little anxious. It's like having too much caffeine before bedtime, or watching a horror movie right before lights out. But don't worry, this is the perfect time to channel your inner Zen master! Meditate, take a peaceful walk in nature (just watch out for any UFOs), or even grab a quick cosmic catnap. Just be sure to keep a dream journal handy, because Saturn in Pisces is like a celestial dreamweaver, and who knows what insights you might gain during this transit.
So, buckle up stargazers, Saturn in Pisces might be a wild ride, but remember, it's
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 19 Tau 18' 59", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 2845291951km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Greetings, celestial voyagers! Now, brace yourselves for an interstellar rollercoaster ride as Uranus, that rebellious teenager of the solar system, has moved into Taurus, the cosmic couch potato. This pairing is like inviting Sheldon Cooper to a Renaissance Fair, it's bound to cause some ripples in the fabric of our everyday reality! Now, Taurus loves comfort zones and routine like a hobbit loves second breakfast. Change? Not on the menu, thank you very much. But here comes Uranus, the Gandalf of our galaxy, proclaiming, "You shall not pass...without some major shakeups!" Money-wise, we're talking a revolution that would make the Bitcoin blush. Imagine, Taurus, the Warren Buffet of the zodiac, suddenly having to deal with Uranus' radical ideas about finance. It's like trying to explain blockchain to your grandma. Expect some monetary magic over the next seven years: new currencies might pop up like mushrooms after rain, banks could transform more drastically than a werewolf under a full moon, and the housing and stock markets may dance a jitterbug. On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like a cosmic Marie Kondo, encouraging us to rethink our relationship with money and material possessions. It's time to break free from the financial Death Star: debt, taxes, credit card interest, mortgages. If those are the Darth Vaders of your life, then Uranus is here to be your Luke Skywalker. Initially, you might feel like Bilbo Baggins being whisked away on an unexpected journey. But remember, change can be as refreshing as a potion from Professor Snape (just make sure it's not a polyjuice one!). These changes aren't just passing trends, like bell-bottom jeans or fidget spinners. They're here to stay and can lead us to a place of greater stability. So buckle up, space cadets! Uranus is here to give us a celestial kick in the pants. Resistance is as futile as a Tribble trying to outwit Spock. But fear not, these changes are meant to liberate us, not to drop us into financial Mordor. And who knows? By the end of this transit, we might just find ourselves shouting, "By Grabthar's hammer, what a savings!"Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 25 Pis 07' 36", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4517381670km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Well, buckle up space cadets, because Neptune has just parked its big blue self in Pisces, and let me tell you - it's like the cosmic equivalent of dropping a Mentos into a Diet Coke. First things first, Neptune is currently about 4.5 billion kilometers away, which is roughly three times the distance from here to the local supermarket when you suddenly realize you're out of tofu and quinoa. But hey, who's counting? Now, we all know Neptune as that cool uncle of the solar system who shows up at family gatherings with a Hawaiian shirt and a ukelele. He's all about dreams, spirituality, and making you question the nature of reality - which is kind of his party trick. And then there's Pisces, the astrological poster child for emotions, intuition, and everything ethereal. So when Neptune cruises into Pisces' neighborhood, it's like a cosmic mash-up of Yoda and Jimi Hendrix. Together, they're serving up a reality check that's less "Matrix-style red pill, blue pill" and more "why are we arguing about the color of the dress when we could be inventing new colors?" It's a wake-up call to stop sweating the small stuff because frankly, the universe doesn't give a photon. This planetary meet-and-greet is also a great time to explore your spiritual side. Maybe take that online course on astral projection you've been eyeing, or start that meditation practice you've been putting off. And no, binge-watching "Ancient Aliens" does not count. Remember, folks, we're all stardust cruising on a rock through space, so let's act like it. Use this time to tap into your inner Spock, and boldly go where no one has gone before. Because in the grand cosmic scheme of things, we're all just trying to make our own little corner of the universe a better place. So let's take advantage of Neptune in Pisces to make some magic happen. Because as far as I can tell, the universe is a pretty groovy place, and we could all use a little more groovy in our lives.Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 29 Cap 27' 35", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5365703594km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Well, buckle up your star-studded belts and hold onto your telescopes, folks! Our dear old pal Pluto, who's currently a mind-boggling 5365685295.176347733km away (I checked my abacus twice), is hanging out in the stern and ambitious sign of Capricorn. Now, you might be thinking, "But dude, isn't Pluto not a planet?" To which I say, "Let's not hurt Pluto's feelings, it's had enough demotion drama for a lifetime." Now, with Pluto and Capricorn both being the kind of characters who put success on their morning cereal instead of milk, we can expect some pretty intense vibes coming our way. Picture this: You're at a party, and Pluto and Capricorn are the ones rearranging the furniture for maximum efficiency while everyone else is trying to do the Macarena. Yes, they're that focused. This dynamic duo's laser-like intention might make us a bit dismissive of other people's opinions. Kinda like when someone suggests that Star Trek is better than Star Wars... No judgement, but really? On the bright side, Pluto, the cosmic Marie Kondo, is all about decluttering our lives from negative patterns that are about as useful as a chocolate teapot. But remember, folks, just like when you're trying to assemble an IKEA bookshelf, this process involves some constructive destruction. So, be mindful of what you're demolishing. You don't want to accidentally throw out your collection of rare comic books while you're at it. In short, get ready for some cosmic spring cleaning and possible intergalactic debates about sci-fi franchises. And always remember - even if you're 5365685295.176347733km away, you're still part of the cosmic family, just like our friend Pluto.Current Planetary Aspects
Planet | Position |
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Sun | 13 Cap 21' 55" |
Moon | 14 Lib 39' 24" |
Mercury | 22 Sag 30' 41" |
Venus | 06 Sag 35' 11" |
Mars | 29 Sag 43' 56" |
Jupiter | 05 Tau 36' 39" |
Saturn | 03 Pis 32' 18" |
Uranus | 19 Tau 18' 59" R |
Neptune | 25 Pis 07' 36" |
Pluto | 29 Cap 27' 35" |