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26 January, 2024
Solar activity was at low levels with only C-class flares observed. Region 3559 (N27W32, Fki/beta-gamma) continued to be the largest spot group on the visible disk and produced occasional C-flares. Region 3561 (S17W71, Dac/beta-gamma) continued to decay as it rotates closer to the west limb and also continued to manage C-flares. No Earth-directed CMEs were observed in coronagraph imagery.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
There is a 24% chance of solar activity, with a 35% chance of a minor event, a 20% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Leo, at 11 degrees, 32' 47", at a velocity of 12.12 degrees per day.
The Full moon is currently 15.2 days old. It is 402122.55 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb, 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Aquarius
The Sun is at 05 Aqu 46' 20", and is 147279446km away and receding.
The Moon is in Leo
The Moon is at 11 Leo 32' 47", and is 402150km away and receding.
Moon Is In Leo
Hello, cosmic voyagers! Buckle up because we're going on an interstellar journey, and our first stop is...drumroll please...the Moon in Leo! Yes, you heard me right! The Moon, that big ol' hunk of cheese up there, has just moved into the sign of the flamboyant lion. Now, I know what you're thinking. "But isn't the moon like 402,033.057043437km away? How does that affect me?" Well, my dear earthling, remember that gravity thingy that keeps your feet firmly planted on the ground and stops your coffee from floating away? Yeah, that's at work here too. And just as that gravitational pull keeps you from hurtling through space, it also tugs on your psyche in unique ways when the moon moves into different zodiac signs. Don't worry, it's not going to rip your brain out - it's a gentle nudge, more like a cosmic wingman! So, what does Moon in Leo mean for you? Picture this: You’re a lion, lounging in the savannah of life, shaking that glorious mane of yours under the lunar spotlight. You're feeling bold, brave and a bit dramatic. It’s time to roar, baby! But here's the kicker - Leo is ruled by the Sun, and the Moon? Well, she's a bit of a diva herself. So, while you're feeling all pumped up, you might also feel a tug-of-war between your need for attention and your desire to retreat into your comfy, moonlit den. My advice? Embrace it! Have fun! Use that Leo energy to chase your dreams like they're a gazelle on the Serengeti, but also take time to rest and recharge in the cool, comforting glow of the Moon. And remember, just like the stars, every one of you is unique, beautiful, and burning with potential. Or as we say in astro-jargon, "You're a freaking supernova, darling!" So go out there, and light up your world. Until next time, fellow space travelers! Remember, the cosmos may be vast and complex, but so are you. Keep exploring!Mercury is in Capricorn
Mercury is prograde at 15 Cap 22' 49", moving at 1.4 degrees per day, and is 183656339km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Capricorn
Alright, celestial aficionados, it's time to buckle up that seatbelt because Mercury has just pulled into the Capricorn station! If you're feeling like you've suddenly turned into a cosmic cog in the wheel of your own life, then congratulations! You're right on schedule. Our speedy little friend Mercury, zipping around at a cool 50 kilometers per second (and no, I don't mean per fortnight), is currently hanging out with the big boss of the zodiac, Capricorn. And well, my dear stargazers, this is the equivalent of having your brain do an MBA overnight. Efficiency, success, and getting stuff done are the name of the game! Now, if you're anything like me, your brain normally functions like a thousand browser tabs open at once... but not anymore! With Mercury in Capricorn, our thoughts are about as clear as my third-grade science teacher's explanation of photosynthesis - which is to say, very clear indeed. It's like some cosmic janitor has come in and swept away all the unnecessary mental clutter. But be warned, folks! While the Capricorn influence could turn you into a lean, mean, goal-achieving machine, it also comes with a tendency to sound like a know-it-all. Yes, we're looking at you, folks who insist on correcting the pronunciation of 'quinoa.' The danger here lies in our conversations turning from constructive to condescending faster than you can say "astrological alignment." So, as we ride this Mercury-in-Capricorn wave, remember: while it's fantastic to have your ideas organized and your goals in sight, don't let the Capricorn vibe turn you into a cosmic control freak. After all, even the stars know that there's a fine line between being assertive and being abrasive! So, keep it cool, keep it clear, and remember to laugh at the cosmic joke that is life. Happy stargazing!Venus is in Capricorn
Venus is prograde at 03 Cap 33' 53", moving at 1.23 degrees per day, and is 199132260km away and receding.
Venus Is In Capricorn
Ahoy there star gazers, nerds, and lovers of the cosmic ballet! Your friendly neighborhood astrologer is back with some juicy space gossip. Our lovely lady Venus has decided to take a holiday in steadfast Capricorn, and oh boy, things are about to get real! You see, when Venus, the goddess of love and beauty, shacks up with Capricorn, the CEO of the zodiac, it's not just about throwing heart emojis around like confetti. Oh no, my friends, this is serious business. We're talking about the kind of love that requires 401(k) plans and sensible footwear. For those of you in relationships, it's time to put on your matching cardigans and dive into the deep stuff. Worried about how many cats is too many cats for a shared apartment? Now's the time to discuss it. And all you singletons, forget those fly-by-night romance scammers. With Venus in Capricorn, we're looking for the real deal, someone who knows their way around an IKEA catalogue and isn't afraid of commitment. But don't think Venus in Capricorn is all work and no play. Sure, she's swapped her flashy wardrobe for something more "business casual", but there's a certain charm to her new understated elegance. Plus, she's got a knack for artistic endeavors. Fancy starting that spaceship model kit that's been gathering dust? Now's the time, my fellow geeks! Let's not forget that Capricorn is the business guru here. So, while you're contemplating whether you're being valued at work or if your career is more of a plateau than a ladder, remember this: Venus in Capricorn is all about owning your worth. So polish off those spectacles, strut into your boss's office, and ask for that promotion. Or at least, request for better coffee in the break room. So there you have it, folks. Venus in Capricorn is not just another planetary transit. It's a cosmic call to action, an invitation to take life seriously, but in a fun, nerdy kind of way. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a spaceship model to build. Until next time, keep looking up!Mars is in Capricorn
Mars is prograde at 16 Cap 15' 51", moving at 0.76 degrees per day, and is 350018610km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Capricorn
Mars in Capricorn: The Dalek Edition
Attention, fellow earthlings! Our rusty-red neighbor Mars has taxied its celestial spaceship into the realm of Capricorn. So strap on your bowties and fezzes, because things are about to get interesting...and possibly a little science-y.
Now, imagine if Daleks, our favourite plunger-wielding foes, swapped their "Exterminate, exterminate!" mantra with something a little more... practical. Instead of decimating planets, they're now focused on creating structure and stability. That's what Mars in Capricorn feels like. Although, let's hope they don't start chanting, "Organize! Organize!" It's just not quite as catchy.
With Mars in Capricorn, we’re all essentially becoming science-loving Daleks, looking at life through a more level-headed lens, minus the destruction of course. It’s all about planning, strategizing, and turning those sci-fi dreams into tangible realities. Just remember, it's okay to dream about building a TARDIS, but don't forget to also study quantum physics and temporal mechanics!
This cosmic combo is also a great time for setting clearer goals – or as I like to call them, 'blueprints for world domination' (the good kind!). Think of it as a time to upgrade your Dalek casing, ensuring you're rolling towards your aspirations with purpose and efficiency.
But, be warned. This Martian-Capricorn energy isn't exactly the cuddliest. It's got the sensitivity of a Dalek with a dead battery. So, while you're busy conquering obstacles and climbing the success ladder, don't forget to show some compassion. After all, we’re not actually Daleks, and it’s never cool to crush others under your metaphorical tank tracks.
So gear up for some serious Dalek-style productivity, but remember: no exterminations, okay? Instead, let's use this Mars in Capricorn energy to create, to build, and to better ourselves. Allons-y!
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 06 Tau 44' 18", moving at 0.09 degrees per day, and is 729335815km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Hold on to Your Telescopes, Jupiter Meets Taurus
Alright stargazers, get ready for a celestial double whammy as Jupiter, our big ol' cosmic guru, belly flops into the comfy bean bag chair that is Taurus. It's like throwing a science convention in Las Vegas - a whole lot of knowledge in an atmosphere of indulgence.
With Jupiter in Taurus, it's like having Yoda in your pocket giving you wisdom nuggets. You know, those profound truths you already have within you but often forget because your phone's buzzing every five seconds. Time to push 'mute' and listen to your inner Obi-Wan Kenobi. This transit is a golden ticket to tap into your underused wisdom, kind of like finding a forgotten stash of bitcoin on an old hard drive.
Now, if you've been daydreaming about a big project or a goal (c'mon, we all have our "build a spaceship and go to Mars" fantasies), this is your time. Jupiter's 'can do' energy combined with Taurus' stubborn-as-a-mule determination makes for a cosmic pep rally. So, jot down those lofty ideas, and start ticking them off, one small step for man, one giant leap for your personal progress.
And here's where things get interesting. Jupiter, our friendly neighborhood planet of good luck, is shacking up with Taurus, the zodiac's very own Wall Street tycoon. This could mean a financial windfall, or at the very least, finding a tenner in your old jeans. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility! Don't let Taurus' love for the high life turn you into a reckless spender.
That's right, folks. When the planet of 'more is more' meets the sign that never heard a dessert it didn't like, there's a chance we might start mistaking our needs for our wants. That limited edition Star Wars figurine might seem essential now, but remember - patience, young padawan. Keep those impulses in check.
So, pull out your calculators, grab that dream journal, and get ready to tap into your inner wisdom as Jupiter boogies down with Taurus. It's going to be a cosmic ride!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 05 Pis 47' 33", moving at 0.11 degrees per day, and is 1581290873km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Ah, fellow celestial wanderers, Saturn has slid into Pisces like a confused sea-goat into a hot tub. And let me tell you, it's about as comfortable as it sounds! It's like bringing a spreadsheet to a poetry slam, or trying to tune a piano with a rubber chicken. But fear not, for this cosmic conundrum is here to make us laugh and learn. Saturn, the stern taskmaster of the stars, is parking its cosmic caravan in the mystical waters of Pisces. It's time to dig out those complicated dreams you've been hoarding under your bed, dust them off, and put them under the planetary microscope. Yes, dear friends, it's time to get practical about your fantasies. Think of Saturn in Pisces like a very determined fish swimming upstream. It's not the most natural fit, but by Galactica, there's a lot to be learned from the journey. You're about to receive a cosmic coaching session that would make even the Cylon's heads spin. So grab a notepad, sharpen your pencil, and get ready to turn those dreams into reality. However, don't expect this celestial combo to be a walk in the park. Saturn in Pisces is more like a stroll through a labyrinth made of marshmallows - sweet, but oh so challenging. It's like trying to solve a Rubik's cube while balancing on a unicycle. But remember, all the greatest achievements come from the trickiest tasks. Saturn might be like the dad who insists on cleaning your room when you're a teenager. It might feel intrusive, annoying, and downright unfair. But deep down, you know he's right. So let's open the door, roll up our sleeves, and get to work. And amidst all this celestial chaos, remember to take a breather. Find your inner Zen-master. Meditate, walk barefoot in the grass, breathe deeply, or take a nap. Sleep may be elusive during this time, so perhaps go to bed earlier and keep a dream journal handy. You never know when Saturn might drop by for a midnight chat. So here we are, on the cosmic rollercoaster with Saturn at the wheel and Pisces screaming in the back seat. Remember to laugh, learn, and above all, let the stars guide you. It's going to be a bumpy ride, but hey, that's just how the universe rolls!Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 19 Tau 05' 20", moving backwards at 0 degrees per day, and is 2896116552km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus - A Cosmic Twist
Goodness me, the cosmos is at it again! Uranus, that rebellious teenager of the celestial family, has gone and parked itself in sturdy, stable Taurus. Now, this could be a bit like inviting a hyperactive squirrel to a chess club meeting - chaotic, surprising, but potentially quite hilarious.
Taurus, bless its celestial socks, prefers the comfort of routine. But Uranus? Not so much. It's all about shaking things up, throwing out the old, and ushering in the unexpected. It’s like getting a surprise visit from a distant cousin who rearranges your living room and insists on cooking a seven-course meal using only your microwave. You may resist initially, but who knows, you might just end up with a more ergonomically pleasing lounge and a newfound appreciation for microwaved soufflés.
Now hold onto your wallets! Because when Uranus crashes Taurus' party, there's going to be some serious disruption in the cash department. We're talking potential changes in currency, banking shake-ups, and maybe even a game of seesaw with the housing and stock markets. Think of it as the universe's version of Monopoly – expect the unexpected, folks.
On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is basically your eccentric Auntie Universe telling you to rethink your relationship with money and material possessions. Are you weighed down by debt, bills and mortgages? Feeling trapped by that antique vase collection you started but really can't stand anymore? Well, now's the time to break free.
So, ready or not (and let's face it, Taurus, you're probably not), change is coming. But don't worry, change can be good, even if it feels like you're trying to ride a unicycle through a hurricane. And remember, Uranus is not here to wreck your life, but to liberate you. So buckle up, cosmic voyagers, and let's see where this journey takes us. Here’s to greater stability, long-lasting transformations and the occasional cosmic giggle!
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 25 Pis 36' 26", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4567001538km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune's Piscean Pool Party
Alright intergalactic friends, I'm going to lay some heavy cosmic truth on you: Neptune is hosting a pool party in Pisces! Now, I know what you're thinking. "How can a planet host a pool party?" Well, my dear friend, that's a question for another day. For now, let's dive into the deep end of this cosmic gathering.
When Neptune - the universe's own water-world - decides to take a dip in the oceanic realm of Pisces, it's like a cosmic DJ spinning an ethereal trance track. The groove is all about unity and oneness. It's a celestial call to action - not to wage wars over whose star sign is the coolest (we all know it's Sagittarius, but let's not get into petty squabbles) but to come together, link arms, and hum Kumbaya.
This galactic alignment is your VIP pass to explore the depths of your emotional intelligence. What's your superpower? Can you sense a bad mood from a mile away? Or perhaps you have a knack for picking up on the vibes of a room faster than Spock can raise an eyebrow. Whatever your unique offering is, now is the time to channel it for the greater good.
Now, don't get all worried about what to wear to this cosmic soiree. Just bring an open mind, a willingness to connect with the sacred, and maybe a potluck dish of understanding or a six-pack of compassion. And remember, you're not alone in this journey. As long as Neptune's chilling in Pisces, we've got a divine lifeguard on duty. So, go ahead and take that plunge into the deep end of spiritual growth. Just remember to keep it groovy and respect the pool rules: no running, no heavy existential crises, and always have fun.
In the immortal words of Captain Picard: "Engage!"
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 00 Aqu 10' 11", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5373296064km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Greetings, celestial wanderers! Our favorite icy dwarf, Pluto—yes, it's still a planet in my book—is currently doing the astrological equivalent of a conga line through Aquarius. Now, I know what you're thinking: "What's this got to do with me? I'm just trying to decide whether to have a salad or a burrito for lunch." Well, my friends, Pluto in Aquarius is not only a cosmic dance, but also a cosmic dare. It's like the universe is playing a sassy version of truth or dare, and it has just said, "I dare you to transform!" You see, our little friend Pluto is all about transformation. And we're not talking simple wardrobe updates or switching from decaf to full-on caffeine. We're talking full-scale, soul-level spring cleaning. Like Marie Kondo meets Gandalf, but with more stardust. Meanwhile, Aquarius is raising its water bearer's jug high and saying, "Here's to progress!" Aquarius is the Elon Musk of the Zodiac, always dreaming about the future, and with Pluto riding shotgun, we're talking serious advances in science and technology. I wouldn't be surprised if teleportation finally got off the ground, or if we found a way to make pizza healthy. (A nerd can dream, right?) But it's not all about gadgets and gizmos. With Pluto in Aquarius, we'll also see profound shifts in civil rights and humanitarianism. The top dogs will be those who can work together and value the lives, feelings, and experiences of others. Governments that have been playing rock, paper, scissors for eons might finally reach a tie and start building bridges instead of walls. On a personal level, Pluto in Aquarius is nudging us to rethink our place in the world. Sure, looking out for number one is important. But what if we started thinking about what's best for everyone? It's like the universe is saying, "Hey, let's give this 'helping each other' thing a whirl!" So, whether you're choosing between a salad or a burrito today, remember: Pluto in Aquarius is calling us to transform, not just our lunch, but our lives. And who knows? Maybe that salad will turn out to be the most delicious decision you ever made. Or you'll invent the first zero-calorie burrito. Either way, change is coming, so buckle up!Current Planetary Aspects
| Planet | Position |
|---|---|
| Sun | 05 Aqu 46' 20" |
| Moon | 11 Leo 32' 47" |
| Mercury | 15 Cap 22' 49" |
| Venus | 03 Cap 33' 53" |
| Mars | 16 Cap 15' 51" |
| Jupiter | 06 Tau 44' 18" |
| Saturn | 05 Pis 47' 33" |
| Uranus | 19 Tau 05' 20" R |
| Neptune | 25 Pis 36' 26" |
| Pluto | 00 Aqu 10' 11" |
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Square Jupiter
Today will be one of optimism and self-confidence. Your only danger is in becoming over-confident. Don't bite off more than you can chew. Watch the tendency towards self-aggrandizement, false pride, and over-indulgence in food and drink. Don't overspend, as you are likely to feel extravagant today.Although their intentions are generally good, people with challenging aspects between the Sun and Jupiter are given to overdoing things. They can easily gloss over realistic details and get themselves into debt, overindulge in pleasures such as food and drink, and promise more than they can deliver.For the most part, they find help for their excesses. Somebody’s there to bail them out, as plenty of people believe that their hearts are in the right place. Generally, this is the case, but if excessive behavior becomes a pattern, and the natives continually face light consequences, there is the danger that they will not learn from their mistakes and abuse the “system”, relying on their friends and family to help them out a little too often. Their reputation for being good people, thus, can eventually be used to further their purposes.However, many people with this aspect don’t fall into the trap of losing their sincerity. They are generous, helpful, and charitable. Still, the tendency to live beyond their means is a real threat that many struggle with much of their lives. Another thing to watch for is depression. These people tend to go through periods of intense highs when they are excessively optimistic. These periods are so marked that they seem to be unnatural and a fall seems to be inevitable. They can make promises they intend to keep, but have a problem with follow-through. Self-control can be a real problem. Usually quite knowledgeable and generous with their time, these people have many talents that they may take for granted.Some Famous People with Sun in Hard Aspect to Jupiter: Squares – Billy Crystal, Ian Scott Anderson (Jethro Tull), Nell Carter, Edgar Cayce, Linda Goodman, George Lucas, the Olsen twins, Dolly Parton, John Ritter, Oscar Wilde; Oppositions – Robert Duvall, Beau Bridges, Monica Lewinsky, James Earl Jones, Kevin Costner.Alternate interpretations:Note: The square, semi-square, sesquiquadrate, and opposition are also called “hard”, “challenging”, or “inharmonious” aspects.Sun in hard aspect to Jupiter: Part of your soul purpose is to promote growth and expansion, whether material, intellectual, or spiritual. You are impelled to be involved in large enterprises that have broad social consequences and influence many people, and you need a rather large arena in which to make the impact you wish. You dream BIG dreams and generally possess the self confidence to promote yourself and your ideas on a wide scale. Your willingness to take risks and to branch out into areas you have yet to explore, along with your ability to project into the future and to see the big picture, all add to your capacity to come to prominence and succeed in life in a big way. However, just as unchecked growth and over-development can lead to undesirable consequences for, say, the natural environment, so too can your own urge for “more” or “bigger” have harmful effects. When out of balance, you are prone to exaggerate, to be ostentatious and pretentious, to be overly optimistic and promise things that you can not reasonably do, and to be seemingly unable to limit or restrict yourself in a realistic way. The ego-gratifications you get from being a “big-wig” may become a primary motivation rather than simply an offshoot of your accomplishments. You may be unwilling to pay your dues, too quick to try a shortcut (moral or otherwise) in your eagerness to gain your aspirations. You may also have enjoyed “favored son” or “favored daughter” status in your household growing up, and thus expect things to come easily to you. Generally they do, but relying too much on this kind of luck can lead to errors of judgment on your part, not to mention major disappointments. On a physical level, over consumption could lead to overweight and/or problems with your liver.At your finest, though, you have a generous heart, a positive spirit, and the desire to live for something bigger than yourself. Using these gifts, you can contribute much good to the world as well as your own spiritual refinement. The qualities of hope and joy are also yours to transmit to the world. — Interpretation from the Karmic Insight report.Sun square Jupiter: You have big aspirations and the desire to succeed in life in a grand way. You tend to exaggerate, to promise more than is possible, and to misjudge through being overly optimistic. However, you never lose your hopes for the future. Restlessness and discontent with responsibilities and limitations in life can be troublesome for you. — Interpretation from the Merlin Report.Sun square Jupiter: You tend to be stubborn and unable to make solid career choices. You get carried away and go off in directions contrary to your actual needs. Your judgment in vocational matters is often off, sending you on a wild goose chase. In addition, there is possible difficulty with authorities and the law and/or differences with older people. To use an old adage, you can (at times) be your own worst enemy. The advice of a trusted friend regarding career is to be recommended. — Interpretation from Zet Software.Sun square Jupiter: (The Pompous) Your eye is very much on the “donut” and not on the “hole.” You are a citizen of the world and an eager learner, so benefit by extensive travel. Others are excited by your dynamic presence and what you have to say, unless you spoil your image by exaggerating reality or monopolize center stage to hear your own voice. Then, those great gulps of life you devour can distend your ego as well as your waistline and result in chronic social indigestion. — Interpretation from the Spirit Success report.Mercury Conjunct Mars
Pour constructive energy and action into communication, writing, reading and anything of a mental nature. Do all your errands today. Your mind is active and it may be difficult at times to slow it down and relax. Your nerves are wound up and it may be necessary for you at some time today to force yourself to seek a quiet place and recoup your strength. Watch a tendency to argue with friends, display impatience, especially while driving, and to generally be on edge. Do not let your high energy level today cause you to become reckless or careless. Pay attention to the things you do and slow down a bit. Remember, discipline. You feel very self-assertive today. Do not let your ego ride roughshod over the people you deal with today. Control your temper AND your tongue. Avoid petty gossip and talking about people behind their backs.