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31 January, 2024
Solar activity was at low levels with only C-class flares. The largest flare of the period was a C5 from old AR 3559. Region 3567 (N20E70, Cso/beta) remained the largest and most complex group in view. New Region 3568 (S10W28, Bxo/beta) was numbered and was inactive. The other numbered regions were unremarkable. Multiple CMEs from eruptive prominence activity were observed, but none are anticipated to be Earth-directed.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were slightly enhanced, likely due to negative CH HSS influence. Solar wind speed was between 45-500 km/s. Total field was at 4-5 nT, and the Bz component was +/- 5 nT. Phi was negative.
There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 25% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Libra, at 10 degrees, 57' 06", at a velocity of 11.84 degrees per day.
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.7 days old. It is 402975.32 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb, 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Aquarius
The Sun is at 10 Aqu 51' 04", and is 147372496km away and receding.
The Moon is in Libra
The Moon is at 10 Lib 57' 06", and is 403894km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Libra
Alright, stargazers, buckle up, because the Moon has just sauntered into Libra like it’s fashionably late for a cosmic cocktail party and we're all dressed in our interstellar best. Now, if you're wondering about its coordinates, the Moon is chilling at a cool 404002.140203128km away. Yes, I know, that's a bit far for a weekend getaway, but hey, we can still bask in its lunar glow, can't we? So, what does this mean for you? Well, in the spirit of Libra, it's all about balance, harmony, and fair play. It’s like playing a game of celestial chess, except the board is the universe and the pieces are... well, planets and stars. Now, you might feel an urge to break out your old debate team jacket and champion for justice at every turn. Or you might find yourself suddenly interested in interior design, striving to make your surroundings as harmonious as a symphony composed by the universe itself. You might also find yourself on a seesaw of emotions, teetering between wanting to socialize like you’re at the biggest galactic get-together and craving some alone time in your personal space pod. Just remember, it's okay to say no to an alien invasion if you're not feeling up to it. So, don’t be surprised if you start seeking symmetry in everything – from the way you tie your shoes to the arrangement of your comic book collection. And hey, if you start seeing scales everywhere, no, you’re not turning into a reptile. It’s just Libra energy doing its thing! In the meantime, keep your telescopes pointed skyward and your spirits tethered to optimism. The universe is a wild ride, but with the Moon in Libra, it’s bound to be a balanced one. And remember, space nerds, in the grand scheme of the cosmos, we're all just stardust trying to make sense of this wacky, wonderful universe.Mercury is in Capricorn
Mercury is prograde at 22 Cap 33' 26", moving at 1.47 degrees per day, and is 191975223km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Capricorn
Oh, my starry-eyed friends, saddle up your spacecrafts because Mercury has just taken a scenic cruise into the realm of Capricorn. Now, if you're scratching your head and wondering what this means, let me break it down for you in nerd speak. Think of Capricorn as the Bill Gates of the zodiac - always got a business plan, a five-year strategy, and probably a spreadsheet or two. With Mercury, the planet that rules communication, hanging out in Capricorn, we're all going to feel a bit like we've suddenly downloaded an upgrade to our operating systems. Thoughts are clearer, ideas are sharper, and you might even find yourself using words like 'efficiency' and 'productivity' without a hint of irony. Seriously, it's like someone cleaned up your mental desktop and suddenly all your files are in the right folders. Now, one of the groovy benefits of this cosmic combo is that it's like a celestial LEGO set for your brain. All those random thoughts that usually scatter around? Well, they're going to start clicking together and forming some really solid concepts. It's like having your own personal Think Tank session, but without the stuffy suits and stale coffee. But here's where the plot thickens, folks. While we're all strutting around like intellectual peacocks, we need to be careful not to turn into conversation tyrants. Capricorn has a knack for sniffing out hierarchies, which can make communication feel more like a game of king of the hill than a friendly exchange. Remember, not everyone may be thrilled by your newfound assertiveness or your sudden interest in organizational charts. In conclusion, enjoy this astrological equivalent of a power suit, but don't forget your manners or your humility. After all, nobody likes a bossy boots, even if they are incredibly efficient.Venus is in Capricorn
Venus is prograde at 09 Cap 43' 40", moving at 1.23 degrees per day, and is 203208984km away and receding.
Venus Is In Capricorn
Venus in Capricorn: Love, Beauty, and Business - The Unlikely Trio
Alright, folks, grab your thermos of chai latte and slip on those sustainable bamboo socks because we're headed where no astrologer has gone before. We're plunging headfirst into the cosmic world of Venus vacationing in Capricorn. Buckle up, buttercups!
Now, Venus in Capricorn is like that serious Aunt who never cracks a smile at family gatherings. It's not that she doesn't have a sense of humor, it's just that she's more focused on the long game - like how many servings of gluten-free pumpkin pie she can sneak home. Similarly, when Venus parks its celestial caboose in Capricorn, we're all about commitment in relationships. This ain't no fling, darling, this is love with a capital L. So, coupled up stargazers, it's time to tackle those relationship snags and map out your future. Single and ready to mingle? Ditch those flighty flirtations and start eyeing up some potential long-haul companions.
But wait, there's more! Venus in Capricorn isn't just about love. Nope, it's also about shedding that edgy punk-rock look for something more... let's say, understated. It's time to embrace your inner librarian chic. And if there's an art project you've been daydreaming about, now's the time to get cracking. Capricorn's steadfastness combined with Venus's creative vibes is like the ultimate cosmic power tool.
Remember, Venus in Capricorn isn't just about love and beauty, it's also got a business edge sharper than a vegan cheese knife. Now is the time to reassess your worth at work. Are you getting enough praise for your killer spreadsheet skills? Are you scaling that corporate ladder or just hanging out on the bottom rung? With Venus in Capricorn, it's time to channel your inner CEO and take your career game to a whole new level.
So, there you have it, stargazers. Love, beauty, business - all under the gaze of Venus in Capricorn. It's going to be a wild ride, so hold onto your horoscopes!
Mars is in Capricorn
Mars is prograde at 20 Cap 03' 49", moving at 0.76 degrees per day, and is 347331502km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Capricorn
Hoo boy, strap in folks! Our favorite red planet, Mars, has just moved into Capricorn and you know what that means! The entire universe is about to go full-on nerd mode. Yes, you heard it here first. Mars is like that kid in class who always raises their hand with the correct answer and Capricorn is the teacher's pet. They're a cosmic match made in heaven, or, well, you know, space. Mars in Capricorn is all about structure, stability, and generally getting your act together. No more daydreaming about owning a unicorn or impulsively buying that funky lava lamp. It's time to put on your serious face and start planning your next move. Think Chess, but less "Queen's Gambit" and more "Let's actually save for retirement". But hey, it's not all doom and gloom. Mars in Capricorn also comes with an upside - a chance to reevaluate your life choices. Ever wondered why you're doing what you're doing? Or how you could do it better? Well, now's the time to ponder those big questions. Buckle up, because this is going to be a journey of self-discovery that would make even Socrates proud. And speaking of journeys, Mars and Capricorn are ready to help you get off the couch and get stuff done. Start that DIY project you've been putting off. Finish that novel gathering dust on your desk. Or, you know, finally do your laundry. Whatever it is, this is the time to roll up your sleeves and tackle it head-on. Now, a word of warning. While Mars and Capricorn might be the dynamic duo of productivity, they're not exactly known for their emotional sensitivity. If you find yourself barrelling towards your goals without regard for the little people (or ants) you might be stepping on, take a breather. Remember, it's not all about climbing the ladder of success. Sometimes, you need to pause and appreciate the view from where you are. So there you have it, folks. Mars in Capricorn - a cosmic event that's part nerdy, part hippie, and all about getting stuff done. Just remember to keep your compassion goggles on, and you'll be unstoppable!Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 07 Tau 12' 21", moving at 0.1 degrees per day, and is 741378748km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Beep boop beep! Oh, hello there fellow stargazers! So, guess what? Jupiter is currently parking its celestial behind in Taurus. Yes, right now, it’s about 741286866.702826142km away (give or take a few hundred kilometers, but who's counting?). And I must say, the big guy is looking quite dapper in prograde! Now, let's get geeky for a moment, shall we? Jupiter is like the Dumbledore of our solar system, full of wisdom, and Taurus is the epitome of couch potato sign. Mix them together and you've got a recipe for some deep soul-searching and truth-seeking...right from your comfy recliner! Jupiter hanging out in Taurus is like a cosmic green light to make moves towards that dream you've been snoozing on. It's like that one friend who not only supports your dream to become a world-renowned pickle connoisseur but also hands you a detailed action plan and a jar of artisan pickles to start with. And oh boy, if you're looking for a time to manifest some moolah, this is it. Jupiter, the planet of good luck, just walked into the casino that is Taurus, the zodiac's biggest fan of wealth. So, start visualizing those dollar bills, folks because this transit could yield some serious cash flow. But here's the zinger. Taurus is known for its love of indulgence and Jupiter is, well, Jupiter. It's like having an all-you-can-eat buffet in front of a foodie. So, while you’re munching on the metaphorical grapes of life, remember to keep those impulses in check. In short, it's time to channel your inner Yoda, dream big, and cautiously indulge during this planetary party. And remember, the wisdom isn't out there in the cosmos, it's right in your noggin. Beep boop beep!Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 06 Pis 21' 21", moving at 0.11 degrees per day, and is 1587046632km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
When Saturn Meets Pisces: A Cosmic Romcom
Well, well, well, space cadets! It's that time of the cosmic cycle again where serious Saturn is taking a dip in dreamy Pisces, and let me tell you, it's not just a leisurely swim. Think more like a rigorous high school swim test with floaties. And oh boy, is it 1,587,009,653.361475945km away from being a walk in the park. Literally!
First things first, though. This ain't a time for doomscrolling or binge-watching alien invasion documentaries. Nope, Saturn in Pisces is your golden ticket to introspection-land, where daydreams of writing that sci-fi novel or opening up a vegan cheese shop (yes, it's a thing) can take root. So, grab your cosmic popcorn and tune into the planetary Netflix.
But hold onto your telescopes, because this isn't just some celestial romcom. Saturn, the universe's strict headmaster, is barging into your dreamland like a nosy landlord - no "Keep Out" signs will deter this cosmic disciplinarian! If you're not ready, you might feel like Saturn's playing an intergalactic game of pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey...with your dreams as the donkey. The key here is to embrace the intrusion, offer him a cup of cosmic tea, and listen. As annoying as his advice might be, it's probably worth its weight in stardust.
Now, with all this buzz in Pisces territory, you might feel as restless as a caffeinated comet. You might even have trouble sleeping, as cosmic thoughts swirl around like a galaxy in your brain. So, get zen, my friends! Meditate, take a moonlit stroll, breathe like you're in a yoga class on Mars, or even take a catnap (just keep that dream journal handy!). If you need to hit the cosmic hay a bit early, do it. There's no shame in catching some extra zzzs in the name of planetary enlightenment.
So gear up, space cadets! Saturn in Pisces is going to be one heck of a galactic ride. Just remember to stay open, stay calm, and for goodness sake, keep Saturn's cosmic tea warm!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 19 Tau 05' 43", moving at 0 degrees per day, and is 2908662233km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: When the Celestial Bull Meets the Cosmic Rebel
Are you ready for the cosmic rodeo, folks? Uranus, the celestial Mr. Unpredictable, has decided to bunk with Taurus, who is essentially the universe's version of a comfort-loving couch potato. Picture this: a cosmic bull forced to dance the jitterbug. Yes, that's right, our good old Taurus who would rather binge-watch the latest space opera than deal with sudden changes. But guess what? Uranus didn't come here to play by the rules, and Taurus's Netflix subscription is about to get a serious workout!
Our bovine buddy Taurus loves money more than Scrooge McDuck going for a swim in his gold vault. But with Uranus crashing at its place, get ready for some serious financial innovation. We're talking quantum cryptocoins, intergalactic banking, and maybe even an alternative stock market based on alien tech shares. Uranus is like a cosmic Steve Jobs and he's in Taurus-town till 2026! Buckle up, because banking as we know it might just become as obsolete as a floppy disk.
On a personal note, this celestial commotion isn't just about shaking up Wall Street. It's also pushing us to reconsider our own relationship with money and possessions. Do you feel trapped by your mortgage? Suffocated by your credit card debt? Or simply overwhelmed by the amount of stuff you've accumulated since the Big Bang? Well, Uranus is here to cut those golden chains! It's time to Marie Kondo your finances, folks.
Yes, Uranus in Taurus is like a cosmic KonMari method for your life. Declutter, simplify, innovate, and most importantly, adapt. Resistance is futile when you're dealing with a planet-sized rebel. But don't worry, this isn't about chaos; it's about liberation. The changes we make during this period will lead us to a more stable and sustainable future. So let's embrace this cosmic rodeo, and remember, even in the most turbulent stardust storms, there's always a rainbow waiting on the other side.
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 25 Pis 44' 48", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4576590279km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Engage warp drive and set your phasers to "enlightenment", because we're boldly going where no horoscope has gone before! Neptune, that big blue giant, is currently doing a waltz in the constellation of Pisces, approximately a gazillion (or 4,576,541,625.097941399km to be scientifically accurate) light years away. And, fun fact for all you space nerds out there: Neptune is in a prograde motion, meaning it's moving forward, just like we're trying to do in our daily lives. You say, how does this distant celestial ballet concern me? Well, my dear earthlings, Neptune in Pisces is like a cosmic prescription for some serious soul searching. It's like Spock and Deanna Troi had a baby, and that baby is telling us to look within and beyond, to figure out what makes us tick and how we can use that to improve the universe (or at least our little corner of it). Neptune's galactic shimmy with Pisces infuses us with a strange clarity, like cleaning your starship's windscreen after a run-in with an asteroid field. Suddenly, petty differences seem as insignificant as a Tribble in the grand scheme of things. The path to unity and understanding shines brighter than a supernova, and it's our job to follow that star-lit road. This cosmic event is your invitation to step into your emotional spacesuit and explore the gravity of your feelings and ideas. Maybe you've got a dream that's been floating around your head like an untethered astronaut – now's the time to reel it in and make it a reality. Why not take up that Klingon yoga course you've been eyeing? Or perhaps it's time to create a sacred space in your home, somewhere you can connect with the infinite depths of the cosmos (or just have a good, old-fashioned Vulcan meditation session). And remember, just like the Starship Enterprise, you're not alone in this journey. The energy of Neptune in Pisces is like your own personal Scotty, ready to give you a boost when you need it. So make it so, and let's explore these strange new worlds within us together!Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 00 Aqu 19' 52", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5372072515km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto in Aquarius: A Galactic Road Trip You Can't Refuse
Alright, star gazers, fasten your seatbelts because we're about to embark on a cosmic journey of change on a scale that would make even Dr. Who's eyebrows arch. Pluto, our frosty friend from the outer reaches of the solar system, has taken a break from its social distancing and is currently making its way through Aquarius - the eccentric, forward-thinking sign known for its love of progress and Wi-Fi signals.
Now, when I say Pluto is the planet of transformation, I don't mean it's the kind that promises you'll look ten years younger with just one snail cream application. No, siree! Pluto is the celestial equivalent of a deep-cleanse detox, scrubbing away old, useless habits and beliefs, and leaving us shiny and new - like a freshly rebooted smartphone.
Interestingly, Aquarius and Pluto share a common interest - they both adore a good renovation project. So, when you blend their energies together, brace yourself for a planetary overhaul that could make even HGTV envious. We're talking about a shift in science, technology, and perhaps even space tourism (fingers crossed for affordable tickets!).
But this isn't just about the next iPhone model or discovering alien cat memes. No, this transit is also about embracing a more inclusive, empathetic perspective. Picture governments and systems that normally bicker like seagulls over a chip, suddenly finding common ground and collaborating. It's like watching two rival chess players teamed up to beat a common opponent, except the opponent here is injustice and inequality.
In our personal lives, Pluto in Aquarius urges us to change our default settings from "self-preservation" to "collective betterment". Imagine if, instead of instinctively asking, "What's in it for me?", we started wondering, "What's in it for us?" Essentially, Pluto in Aquarius wants us to download this new social software. The question is, are we ready for the update?
And remember, folks, Pluto might be billions of kilometers away and smaller than our moon, but its influence is as undeniable as the laws of physics - or at least, as inevitable as losing your keys when you're already late. So let's grab this opportunity to transform ourselves and our world, one starry step at a time.
Current Planetary Aspects
| Planet | Position |
|---|---|
| Sun | 10 Aqu 51' 04" |
| Moon | 10 Lib 57' 06" |
| Mercury | 22 Cap 33' 26" |
| Venus | 09 Cap 43' 40" |
| Mars | 20 Cap 03' 49" |
| Jupiter | 07 Tau 12' 21" |
| Saturn | 06 Pis 21' 21" |
| Uranus | 19 Tau 05' 43" |
| Neptune | 25 Pis 44' 48" |
| Pluto | 00 Aqu 19' 52" |
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Trine Moon
There is a nice balance today between your emotional side and your ego. This will promote harmony with women, the public, family members, and children. Think about talking over emotional issues with the people you are close to as this transit brings harmony and a willingness to compromise and see the others' point of view.
When the Sun and Moon are in harmonious aspect, you may not be prepared for conflict and could be inclined to avoid rocking the boat. You may give in a little too often, if only to maintain a feeling of balance and harmony, as conflict is something not only disliked, it’s something you might fear. The tendency towards too much acceptance (of the self and of others) is most prominent with the trine. Question life, or run the risk of taking things for granted.
Sun Square Jupiter
Today will be one of optimism and self-confidence. Your only danger is in becoming over-confident. Don't bite off more than you can chew. Watch the tendency towards self-aggrandizement, false pride, and over-indulgence in food and drink. Don't overspend, as you are likely to feel extravagant today.Although their intentions are generally good, people with challenging aspects between the Sun and Jupiter are given to overdoing things. They can easily gloss over realistic details and get themselves into debt, overindulge in pleasures such as food and drink, and promise more than they can deliver.For the most part, they find help for their excesses. Somebody’s there to bail them out, as plenty of people believe that their hearts are in the right place. Generally, this is the case, but if excessive behavior becomes a pattern, and the natives continually face light consequences, there is the danger that they will not learn from their mistakes and abuse the “system”, relying on their friends and family to help them out a little too often. Their reputation for being good people, thus, can eventually be used to further their purposes.However, many people with this aspect don’t fall into the trap of losing their sincerity. They are generous, helpful, and charitable. Still, the tendency to live beyond their means is a real threat that many struggle with much of their lives. Another thing to watch for is depression. These people tend to go through periods of intense highs when they are excessively optimistic. These periods are so marked that they seem to be unnatural and a fall seems to be inevitable. They can make promises they intend to keep, but have a problem with follow-through. Self-control can be a real problem. Usually quite knowledgeable and generous with their time, these people have many talents that they may take for granted.Some Famous People with Sun in Hard Aspect to Jupiter: Squares – Billy Crystal, Ian Scott Anderson (Jethro Tull), Nell Carter, Edgar Cayce, Linda Goodman, George Lucas, the Olsen twins, Dolly Parton, John Ritter, Oscar Wilde; Oppositions – Robert Duvall, Beau Bridges, Monica Lewinsky, James Earl Jones, Kevin Costner.Alternate interpretations:Note: The square, semi-square, sesquiquadrate, and opposition are also called “hard”, “challenging”, or “inharmonious” aspects.Sun in hard aspect to Jupiter: Part of your soul purpose is to promote growth and expansion, whether material, intellectual, or spiritual. You are impelled to be involved in large enterprises that have broad social consequences and influence many people, and you need a rather large arena in which to make the impact you wish. You dream BIG dreams and generally possess the self confidence to promote yourself and your ideas on a wide scale. Your willingness to take risks and to branch out into areas you have yet to explore, along with your ability to project into the future and to see the big picture, all add to your capacity to come to prominence and succeed in life in a big way. However, just as unchecked growth and over-development can lead to undesirable consequences for, say, the natural environment, so too can your own urge for “more” or “bigger” have harmful effects. When out of balance, you are prone to exaggerate, to be ostentatious and pretentious, to be overly optimistic and promise things that you can not reasonably do, and to be seemingly unable to limit or restrict yourself in a realistic way. The ego-gratifications you get from being a “big-wig” may become a primary motivation rather than simply an offshoot of your accomplishments. You may be unwilling to pay your dues, too quick to try a shortcut (moral or otherwise) in your eagerness to gain your aspirations. You may also have enjoyed “favored son” or “favored daughter” status in your household growing up, and thus expect things to come easily to you. Generally they do, but relying too much on this kind of luck can lead to errors of judgment on your part, not to mention major disappointments. On a physical level, over consumption could lead to overweight and/or problems with your liver.At your finest, though, you have a generous heart, a positive spirit, and the desire to live for something bigger than yourself. Using these gifts, you can contribute much good to the world as well as your own spiritual refinement. The qualities of hope and joy are also yours to transmit to the world. — Interpretation from the Karmic Insight report.Sun square Jupiter: You have big aspirations and the desire to succeed in life in a grand way. You tend to exaggerate, to promise more than is possible, and to misjudge through being overly optimistic. However, you never lose your hopes for the future. Restlessness and discontent with responsibilities and limitations in life can be troublesome for you. — Interpretation from the Merlin Report.Sun square Jupiter: You tend to be stubborn and unable to make solid career choices. You get carried away and go off in directions contrary to your actual needs. Your judgment in vocational matters is often off, sending you on a wild goose chase. In addition, there is possible difficulty with authorities and the law and/or differences with older people. To use an old adage, you can (at times) be your own worst enemy. The advice of a trusted friend regarding career is to be recommended. — Interpretation from Zet Software.Sun square Jupiter: (The Pompous) Your eye is very much on the “donut” and not on the “hole.” You are a citizen of the world and an eager learner, so benefit by extensive travel. Others are excited by your dynamic presence and what you have to say, unless you spoil your image by exaggerating reality or monopolize center stage to hear your own voice. Then, those great gulps of life you devour can distend your ego as well as your waistline and result in chronic social indigestion. — Interpretation from the Spirit Success report.Mercury Conjunct Mars
Pour constructive energy and action into communication, writing, reading and anything of a mental nature. Do all your errands today. Your mind is active and it may be difficult at times to slow it down and relax. Your nerves are wound up and it may be necessary for you at some time today to force yourself to seek a quiet place and recoup your strength. Watch a tendency to argue with friends, display impatience, especially while driving, and to generally be on edge. Do not let your high energy level today cause you to become reckless or careless. Pay attention to the things you do and slow down a bit. Remember, discipline. You feel very self-assertive today. Do not let your ego ride roughshod over the people you deal with today. Control your temper AND your tongue. Avoid petty gossip and talking about people behind their backs.