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11 February, 2024
Solar activity was at moderate levels. Region 3576 (S16W09, Fkc/beta-gamma-delta) produced an M1.5/Sf flare at 10/0051 UTC and an M9.0 at 10/2307 UTC. The M9 flare had an associated 360 sfu Tenflare, and a Type II radio sweep (2170 km/s). Coronal dimming was observed is SUVI 195 imagery at 10/2308 UTC indicative of a CME liftoff. We are currently waiting on coronagraph imagery for analysis.
The solar kp index is unsettled, with retrograde effects slightly enhanced. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind speed was in decline from approximately 450 km/s to near 350 km/s. Total field ranged from 1-6 nT while the Bz component was between +/-4 nT. Phi angle was variable until 10/1300 UTC when it settled into a negative sector.
There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Pisces, at 10 degrees, 31' 11", at a velocity of 15.16 degrees per day.
The New moon is currently 1.5 days old. It is 363361.66 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar, 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Aquarius
The Sun is at 22 Aqu 00' 18", and is 147636573km away and receding.
The Moon is in Pisces
The Moon is at 10 Pis 31' 11", and is 358316km away and receding.
Moon Is In Pisces
Ah, the moon in Pisces it is, my star-trekking friends! A mere 358,268.585571457 kilometers away, closer it feels than the fridge when you're stuck on the couch in your Star Wars PJs, hmmm? Understand this, you must. In Pisces, the Moon is like a cosmic goldfish swimming in the celestial fishbowl of the night sky. Its silvery light touching upon our dreams, pulling at our heartstrings like Spock playing a Vulcan harp. But remember, it's not logical, it's astrological! Now, this might sound as confusing as trying to assemble IKEA furniture using Klingon instructions, but bear with me, young Padawans. Pisces, the cosmic guppies they are, bring with them a wave of emotional depth that could rival the Mariana Trench. You might find yourself feeling as sensitive as a freshly peeled onion in a sandstorm, but fear not! This is just the universe's way of saying "Hey, let's talk about those repressed feelings while watching reruns of Doctor Who." Be open to channeling these cosmic vibes, as unpredictable as a TARDIS. Embrace the fact that you might be as moody as Darth Vader on a bad helmet hair day. It is the time to explore the hidden Alderaan places of your heart, it is. So, grab your lightsabers, or maybe just a comforting cup of chamomile tea, and lean into the lunar energy. May the force, and the moon in Pisces, be with you!Mercury is in Aquarius
Mercury is prograde at 09 Aqu 31' 18", moving at 1.61 degrees per day, and is 204273609km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Aquarius
Greetings, stargazers! Listen up, because the cosmos is throwing a party and you're all invited. Mercury, our fav celestial speedster, has just packed its bags and skipped town into Aquarius. Now, Aquarius is a bit like that vegan, free-spirit, tech-innovator friend of yours who's always coming up with revolutionary ideas while doing yoga on a hoverboard. So when Mercury, the planet in charge of our thoughts, meets Aquarius, expect your brain cells to start dancing the funky chicken and coming up with ideas that might sound like they're straight out of a sci-fi movie. Being in Aquarius, Mercury is going to slap on some logic-tinted glasses, making us all look at our most emotional issues with a rational eye. It's like having a personal Sherlock Holmes inside your head deducing the reality of situations. So prepare to get mind-blown with some "a-ha" moments. You might finally understand why cats are scared of cucumbers or how your socks keep disappearing in the laundry! But remember, folks, every silver cloud has a grey lining. Mercury in Aquarius might make us forget that emotions exist. You might find yourself bafflingly trying to comfort a crying friend by explaining the science of tears. Ouch! So be careful not to turn into Dr. Spock during this phase. Yes, logic is great, but sometimes all we need is a hug (or a significant amount of chocolate). So, that's the cosmic lowdown for the period. As we say in my interstellar circles, "May the force of gravity always keep your feet on the ground when you're reaching for the stars." Happy stargazing!Venus is in Capricorn
Venus is prograde at 23 Cap 18' 53", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 211755919km away and receding.
Venus Is In Capricorn
Alright, cosmic comrades! Buckle up your spaceship seatbelts because Venus, that sultry vixen of the solar system, is sauntering into Capricorn like a CEO in a power suit. It's as if she's swapped her usual gauzy goddess garb for a crisp pantsuit with a chunky statement necklace. And trust me, she means business! With Venus in Capricorn, we're all going to start feeling the urge to take our relationships seriously, like "let's talk about our 401k and joint health insurance" seriously. You might even find yourself cuddling up with your significant other and instead of whispering sweet nothings, you're discussing mortgage rates and the benefits of a Roth IRA. Talk about pillow talk, am I right? And for all you single stargazers out there, this is your cue to ditch those flimsy flings and start hunting for something... well, a little more sturdy. Like a Saturn V rocket rather than a paper plane. Capricorn wants substance, solidity, and a good credit rating. In addition to turning our love lives into a romantic stock exchange, Venus in Capricorn also has us rethinking our fashion choices. Goodbye, neon leotards and glittery platforms! Hello, sensible sweaters and tailored trousers. Even your hair might feel the effects. Your 'do may go from punk rock spikes to a sleek, sophisticated bun. And for all you artistically inclined folks, now's the time to finally start that DIY treehouse or knit that alpaca wool sweater. Just remember, Capricorn doesn't do half-baked, so be prepared to see your projects all the way through. Last but not least, Venus in Capricorn is like a cosmic audit at your workplace. You might start questioning your worth, your role, and, let's be honest, your salary. But don't fret! There's a silver lining here. This is your chance to reconnect with your inner boss, reassess your value, and climb that corporate ladder. So, get ready, space cadets! Venus in Capricorn is going to be like a cosmic business meeting, romantic strategy session, and fashion makeover all rolled into one celestial event. And remember, in the grand scheme of the universe, we're all just stardust trying to make sense of it all. Now go forth and conquer!Mars is in Capricorn
Mars is prograde at 28 Cap 28' 22", moving at 0.77 degrees per day, and is 341257776km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Capricorn
Galactic Alert: Mars Goes Corporate in Capricorn
Alright stargazers, brace yourselves because Mars, the red hot planet of action and fiery passion, has just clocked in at the office of Capricorn, the zodiac's corporate ladder-climbing goat. Picture a space warrior in a three-piece suit, balancing spreadsheets while he's itching for a cosmic conquest. I know, it's a lot to process. But hey, that's the universe for you!
With Mars in Capricorn, it's like we've all been handed a celestial self-help book titled 'Get Your Act Together: A Practical Guide to Not Just Dreaming Big but Doing Big'. So, kiss goodbye to those whimsical daydreams and impulsive decisions. It's time to don your nerdy glasses, roll up your sleeves, and get down to the nitty-gritty of turning dreams into realities.
Here's the kicker, though. As Mars starts punching the time clock, it's not just about what you're doing, but how you're doing it. This is like the cosmic version of quality control. Every action needs a purpose, every goal needs a plan. The universe is basically giving you a friendly nudge (or a firm push, depending on how stubborn you are) to sharpen your focus and streamline your efforts.
Now, don't be fooled by this sudden shift to practicality. Both Mars and Capricorn love a good workout, and they're not afraid to break a sweat. This is the perfect time to tackle that project you've been putting off or start something new. And if you're sitting there thinking, "But I don't have a serious goal", well, my friend, it's high time you found one. With this much can-do energy swirling around, there's little you can't achieve if you stick to your plans.
But let's not forget, Mars and Capricorn aren't exactly known for their touchy-feely side. They're all about breaking barriers, even if it means stepping on a few toes along the way. It's like a cosmic version of 'Survivor', but without the immunity idol. So remember to balance this ambitious energy with a little compassion for yourself and others. After all, success is sweetest when it's shared, right?
So buckle up, fellow space voyagers. With Mars in Capric
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 08 Tau 28' 43", moving at 0.13 degrees per day, and is 767582809km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
BEEP BOOP: Jupiter In Taurus, Astro-Nerds!
Hey there, stargazers! Brace yourselves; our cosmic biggie, Jupiter, has parked its enormous self in the solid and steady sign of Taurus. It's like a celestial sumo wrestler deciding to take a nap on a sturdy, comfy couch. For those of you who've been so lost in the daily grind that you've forgotten your innate wisdom (yes, even you have it), this is your wake-up call!
Now, imagine if R2-D2 were your life coach. He'd be all, "Beep-boop-bop, make a plan for your dreams!" That's kind of what Jupiter in Taurus is doing. It's time to channel your inner droid, draft those to-do lists, and check off those tasks like you're playing astrological bingo. And remember, no one ever won a game by just staring at the board, so get moving!
And speaking of winning, Jupiter and Taurus are like the cosmic Powerball. Jupiter, the planet of good luck (and not just finding-a-dollar-in-your-jeans-pocket kind of luck), and Taurus, the zodiac's Warren Buffett, are conspiring to bring you prosperity. So, keep an eye on your financials, folks! You might just find a golden opportunity hidden in those spreadsheets.
But, beware! Taurus loves to indulge, and with Jupiter in the mix, it's like having an unlimited credit card in your favorite store. But remember, even in the galaxy, there's no such thing as free lunch. While it can be tempting to splurge, remember to differentiate between needs and wants. After all, you don't want to end up like Jabba the Hutt, do you?
So, strap on your space boots and get ready to make the most out of this cosmic event. And remember, the force is strong with you!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 07 Pis 38' 31", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1596573950km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
That Darn Saturn in Pisces, Dude!
Alright, my celestial chickadees, something groovy is happening in the cosmos, man. Saturn, the cosmic taskmaster, is currently chillin' in the oceanic depths of Pisces. That's like 1596550899.330014229km away, for those who are into specifics. No biggie, just a casual space road trip.
Now listen up, because this ain't no ordinary lounging around on a waterbed kind of situation. When Saturn, the cosmic principal, splashes into the pool of our dreams and fantasies, it's time to turn those daydreams of yours into some serious action plans. Yes, I'm talking about that book you've always wanted to write, or that business you've been dying to launch. Now's the time to take your head out of the clouds and get down to brass tacks. Make a plan, Stan! Budget, Betty! Look into loans, Lenny! You catch my drift?
But don't think this is gonna be as sweet as a cherry pie. No siree! Saturn in Pisces can be a nosy Nellie, prying into your deepest, juiciest daydreams. Yeah, it can feel like your personal space has been invaded by a cosmic dad with a penchant for cleaning. But hey, sometimes that's what we need, right? So drop the defences, tear down those "Keep Out" signs, and let Saturn in. You might even learn something useful.
And here's a heads up, dudes and dudettes: with so much going on in the dreamy realm of Pisces, you might find it hard to catch some Z's. But don't panic! Instead, take this as an opportunity to dive deeper into the tranquil ocean of your inner self. Meditate, take a leisurely walk in the woods, or just breathe. And if you're feeling adventurous, why not keep a dream journal by your side? You never know what cosmic wisdom you might stumble upon in your dreams.
So, remember, my cosmic friends: when Saturn is in Pisces, it's not just about dreaming. It's about making those dreams come true. So grab your telescope, put on your favorite tie-dye shirt, and get ready to ride this cosmic wave!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 19 Tau 11' 12", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 2936704872km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Alright, star gazers and cosmic crusaders! Get ready for a celestial shakeup that's going to rock your pocketbooks and possibly your love of that vintage vinyl collection. Uranus, the rebellious teenager of our solar system, just moved into Taurus, the zodiac's most stubborn sign and boy, is it going to be an interesting stay. Picture a punk rocker at a tea party - yeah, that's Uranus in Taurus. Now, Taurus, bless its little cotton socks, likes things steady and stable. It's the astrology equivalent of a comfy couch and a good Netflix series. But Uranus? Uranus is the surprise cliffhanger at the end of the season that sends your popcorn flying. It's all about big, sudden changes, and for the next seven years, it's going to be shaking things up in Taurus-land. Here's where it gets interesting. Taurus rules money and material possessions. So, with Uranus taking the reins, we're in for some revolutionary changes in the way we handle our cheddar. We could see new forms of currency popping up (Who's up for trading in Schrute Bucks?), banks could turn upside down, and the housing and stock markets might need a cosmic seatbelt. But don't start hoarding your pennies and canned goods just yet. This isn't a doomsday prophecy. On a personal level, this is all about breaking free from the golden handcuffs of materialism. Debt, taxes, rent, that looming credit card bill - these are all things that tie us down. Uranus is here to cut those chains like a celestial locksmith, liberating us from our financial burdens. So, brace yourselves and get your wallets ready for this cosmic roller coaster ride. Change is coming, whether you're ready or not. But don't worry, by the end of this transit, you might just find yourself in a better place financially and materially. After all, Uranus isn't just about disruption, it's about innovation and finding new ways to do things. So, let's embrace the change, even if it feels like we're trading in our comfy couch for a unicycle. It's going to be one heck of a ride!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 26 Pis 05' 10", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4594868733km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Good day, celestial cadets! Time to buckle up and don your space helmets, for we are about to embark on a cosmic journey. Neptune, the big blue gas giant, is currently doing the interstellar foxtrot in the constellation of Pisces. Now, what does this mean, you might ask? Well, imagine Neptune as a celestial DJ, spinning the groovy cosmic vinyl of spiritual awakening and unity in the club of Pisces. This club, dear friends, is known for its emotional depths and kaleidoscopic spirituality. So, when Neptune rolls in with its beats of togetherness, the party really gets started. This celestial dance-off between Neptune and Pisces is like taking a power washer to the grimy window of our souls. Suddenly, the futility of focusing on petty differences becomes as clear as a supernova in a pitch-black sky. The value of unity shines brighter than a Quasar, and the path to collective awakening lights up like a comet streaking across the night. But wait, there's more! This Neptune-Pisces jamboree is not just about passive stargazing. It's an interactive event, a call to arms... or rather, to hearts. It's time to dig deep into the black holes of your emotional intelligence and unearth that unique gift you can contribute to the cosmic progress. Perhaps you've been contemplating learning Reiki, or reading tarot, or maybe you just want to create a sacred space in your home for meditation. Well, now is the perfect time to do it! The gravitational pull of Neptune in Pisces is practically begging you to align yourself with the cosmic vibrations and share your newfound knowledge with the world. So, get out there, my celestial comrades, and let your inner star shine. Remember, the cosmos doesn't make mistakes. You're here, you're now, and you're exactly where you need to be. May the force of Neptune in Pisces be with you!Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 00 Aqu 40' 39", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5365615732km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto in Aquarius: A Galactic Tale of Transformation
Dear Star-Watchers, brace yourselves! Our dear friend Pluto, a sassy little planetoid with a penchant for transformation - and not just the "new hairdo, new me" kind, but the deep, soul-stirring change - has sauntered into the realm of Aquarius. And this, my astro-nerds, is as exciting as discovering that your lightsaber also doubles as an espresso maker.
Now, put on your lab coats and grab your telescopes because when Pluto gets chatty with Aquarius, the sign of progress, we're not talking about a minor software update. We're talking full-on system reboot, the sort that makes you question if your reality is more Matrix than Middle Earth. It's like getting a software upgrade from MS-DOS to quantum computing.
Expect to see changes that would make Spock raise an eyebrow. Scientific breakthroughs? Check. Tech innovations that'd make R2-D2 look like a wind-up toy? Double check. A surge in space travel until it becomes as common as catching a Uber ride? You bet your Vulcan salute on it!
But here's where it gets really interesting, folks! Prepare for a tsunami of humanitarian evolution. The heroes of this epoch won't be the ones with the biggest Death Stars, but those who can extend their hands across galaxies to work together. It’s a time when systems that previously played 'Game of Thrones' might just start humming 'Kumbaya' around a cosmic campfire.
On a personal level, Pluto in Aquarius is nudging us to take off our ego-tinted glasses and don a pair that sees us all as part of the same celestial family. It’s like Yoda whispering in your ear: “Think not only of yourself, but of all in the galaxy, you must.” So, will we rise to this interstellar challenge? Only time (and space) will tell!
So buckle up, my fellow space nerds, because the Pluto in Aquarius ride is like a hyperdrive trip through the cosmos. It's going to be an astronomical adventure of transformation that’s more mind-blowing than finding out Vader is your dad!
Current Planetary Aspects
Planet | Position |
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Sun | 22 Aqu 00' 18" |
Moon | 10 Pis 31' 11" |
Mercury | 09 Aqu 31' 18" |
Venus | 23 Cap 18' 53" |
Mars | 28 Cap 28' 22" |
Jupiter | 08 Tau 28' 43" |
Saturn | 07 Pis 38' 31" |
Uranus | 19 Tau 11' 12" |
Neptune | 26 Pis 05' 10" |
Pluto | 00 Aqu 40' 39" |