The Sun

The Sun is in Pisces

The Sun is at 02 Pis 06' 18", and is 147924861km away and receding.

The Moon

The Moon is in Cancer

The Moon will change from Cancer to Leo in the next 24 hours.

The Moon is at 26 Can 16' 33", and is 400367km away and receding.

Moon Is In Cancer

Greetings, Star Gazer! The Moon has parked its celestial caboose in the cosmic neighborhood of Cancer, and it's a whopping 400,215.900527241 km away! Picture that! It's like going to the deli to get some vegan cheese and realizing it’s almost half a million kilometers away. Bummer! Now, don't go getting all fussy that our lunar buddy has decided to hang in the Crab's house. You see, when the Moon sidles into Cancer, it's like a cosmic homecoming. It's all about comfort food, fuzzy slippers, and binging on your favorite sci-fi series - Yes, even that one with the guy in the shiny helmet and the permanent scowl. What's it called again? Judge Dredd? Yeah, that's the ticket! But hold onto your telescopes, folks! In the next 24 hours, our moony friend is packing up its bags and changing its address to Leo. So it's less homebody and more "Look at me, I'm the king of the galaxy." Expect a boost in your confidence, creativity, and an irresistible urge to roar out your feelings. So whether you're getting comfy with your inner crab or preparing for your lion-hearted debut, remember this: The universe doesn’t make mistakes, except maybe for that time it allowed pineapple on pizza. That just defies all laws of... well, everything! Enjoy the ride, space cowboys and cowgirls!

Mercury

Mercury is in Aquarius

Mercury is prograde at 26 Aqu 21' 56", moving at 1.76 degrees per day, and is 207982862km away and approaching.

Mercury Is In Aquarius

Mercury in Aquarius: Beam me up, Scotty!

So, it's that time again folks! Our chatty little space-rock buddy, Mercury, is setting up shop in Aquarius. This is like Bill Gates moving into a Star Trek convention - the possibilities are endless and highly likely to involve lasers.

When Mercury gets cozy in Aquarius, our thoughts evolve from "meh, that could work" to "what if unicorns could play the banjo?" This is the time to bring out your inner mad scientist and let your imagination run wild. If you've been suppressing an urge to invent a time-traveling toaster, now's your moment!

Aquarius is like that friend who keeps you grounded when you're about to drunk-text your ex. It's all about seeing things as they are, not how we'd like them to be. So, with Mercury spinning its wheels in Aquarius, we'll get a reality check on our emotions. It's like getting your emotional baggage inspected by the TSA - uncomfortable but necessary.

We may also have a few "a-ha" moments, where everything suddenly makes sense. Like realizing that your cat has been plotting your demise or that reality TV is just a conspiracy to lower IQ levels. Either way, prepare for some mind-blowing epiphanies!

But remember, while Aquarius helps us see things objectively, it can also make us as sensitive as a brick. During this time, we might forget that feelings are a thing, and not everyone appreciates brutal honesty. It’s like Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory, scientifically correct but emotionally clueless. So, do try not to emotionally bulldoze anyone while you're busy being a genius.

So buckle up my cosmic voyagers and remember to keep your phasers set to stunning. Because with Mercury in Aquarius, it's not just a journey, it's an adventure!

Venus

Venus is in Aquarius

Venus is prograde at 05 Aqu 40' 56", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 219009181km away and receding.

Venus Is In Aquarius

Love is in the Air (and Space)

Alright, stargazers! Get ready to experience friendship and love on a cosmic level because Venus is hanging out in Aquarius. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Isn't Venus that sweltering hot planet with sulphuric acid rain?" Well, yes... but let's not hold that against her. In astrology, Venus is all about love and beauty, and she’s about to give us a masterclass in "friends with potential benefits." When Venus twirls into Aquarius, the line between friendship and romance becomes as blurry as the last season of Game of Thrones. Suddenly your buddies could start looking a lot like date material. Binge-watching Star Trek with your bestie? It might just turn into a cozy cuddle-fest! Aquarius, being the intellectual air-sign, doesn't play by traditional romantic rules. This ain't no Nicholas Sparks novel, folks. Aquarians value mental connection over emotional drama. So, chuck out those roses and chocolates, and woo your crush with interesting TED talks and sci-fi trivia instead. For those already in relationships, Venus in Aquarius is a breath of fresh, non-clingy air. Revisit the interests that initially magnetized you two together - be it bird-watching, quantum physics, or vegan cheese tasting. Pursue your individual passions - maybe you love 80's punk rock, and they're into knitting. That's cool. Embrace your quirks. After all, love is about growing together and separately, like two trees intertwined yet rooted in their own spots. If you're single and ready to mingle, Venus in Aquarius is your galactic wingman. Expect an unconventional twist to your love life - think speed dating at comic cons or finding love at an eco-activist rally. Be open, explore, and who knows, you might just find someone who appreciates your collection of vintage calculators. Lastly, Venus in Aquarius is all about embracing the new and unusual. Try out that neon purple lipstick or invest in that VR headset you've been eyeing. After all, life's too short for boring fashion and outdated tech. So, grab your telescope and wave hello to Venus. Remember, the universe may be made of protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons, but hey, at least we've got love and laughter!

Mars

Mars is in Aquarius

Mars is prograde at 06 Aqu 09' 56", moving at 0.77 degrees per day, and is 335588339km away and approaching.

Mars Is In Aquarius

Well, folks, buckle up your moon boots, because Mars has decided to take a vacation in Aquarius and it’s going to be a wild ride. Imagine Mars, the celestial equivalent of an over-caffeinated action hero, suddenly deciding to chillax in Aquarius, the zodiac's resident science geek. It's like Captain America decided to crash at Sheldon Cooper's apartment. Now, you might think this is as awkward as a cat in a spacesuit, but hold onto your telescopes, my stargazing amigos. This transit is actually a cosmic cocktail that could give you the courage to fight for change and the brainpower to make it happen. Aquarius is usually as fired up as a sloth on a Sunday, but with Mars swaggering around, there's a newfound vigor. Suddenly, Aquarius isn't just daydreaming about futuristic utopias and human rights, but is ready to roll up its sleeves and make it happen. It's less 'I have a dream' and more 'I have a plan, a spreadsheet, and a color-coded chart.' This is not the time to play safe or stick to the tried-and-tried. It's time to think so far outside the box that you can't even see the box anymore. The box is a dot to you! The status quo? Boring! Traditional methods? Snooze-fest! It's time to embrace your inner rebel and start scribbling outside the lines. So, dust off your ideals, arm yourself with originality, and get ready to champion your ideas. If you've been feeling like a square peg trying to fit into a round hole, this is your moment to carve out your own shape. Don't just dream of change, be the change. Remember, with Mars in Aquarius, your mind is your lightsaber. May the force be with you!

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is prograde at 09 Tau 53' 54", moving at 0.15 degrees per day, and is 790538485km away and receding.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Jupiter In Taurus: Geek Edition

Okay, folks, gather around, grab your pocket protectors and suspenders because we're about to journey 790,453,083.360520244km away to where Jupiter is having a cosmic house party in Taurus. And trust me, this celestial soiree is a bit more than just stargazing and s'mores by the campfire.

Imagine Jupiter as that quirky professor you had in college who always wore mismatched socks and waxed poetic about quantum theory over a cup of fair-trade coffee. Now, imagine Taurus as a couch potato with a PhD in Netflix binge-watching. Put them together, and you've got an odd couple scenario that encourages us to delve deep within ourselves, in between episodes of ‘Stranger Things’, of course.

Jupiter in Taurus is like swapping your Star Trek marathon for a productivity seminar. It's about making practical plans and checking off to-do lists with the same enthusiasm as completing a Rubik's cube. You've got Jupiter’s passion for growth and Taurus’ stubborn persistence cheering you on. So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready to boldly go where no procrastinator has gone before!

When Jupiter takes a vacation in Taurus, it's like stumbling upon a hidden treasure chest in your favorite RPG. However, remember Taurus has a tendency to take 'treat yo self' a little too seriously. So, while Jupiter in Taurus might have you feeling like Scrooge McDuck swimming in coins, remember to be patient and not blow your lucky windfall on a life-size replica of the Millennium Falcon.

So, whether you're exploring the far reaches of the galaxy or just navigating the cosmos of your daily life, remember to channel your inner Yoda and use the force of wisdom that Jupiter in Taurus brings. Remember, the power is within you, grasshopper... or should I say, young Padawan.

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is prograde at 08 Pis 50' 52", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1601313927km away and receding.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Saturn in Pisces: The Cosmic Stand-Up Show

So, folks, Saturn is in Pisces and you're probably wondering what this means for you. Now, let's get this straight. Saturn is some 1.6 billion kilometers away but somehow, in the grand cosmic comedy, its location supposedly affects your life. Don't ask me how, I'm just the messenger. The universe works in mysterious ways, and by 'mysterious' I mean 'the punchline to a cosmic joke.'

Now, when Saturn takes a vacation in Pisces, it's like that moment you decide to declutter your room because, well, you've been ignoring it for too long. It's all about introspection, folks! Dust off those dreams you shoved under your bed, along with empty pizza boxes and that book you keep meaning to read. Saturn is playing life coach and wants you to make things happen - write that business plan, work out a budget, look into loan options... or maybe just clean your room, you slob.

But be warned, Saturn in Pisces isn't a cosmic walk in the park. You know how your dad would barge in your room to tell you to clean up? Yeah, it's like that, but instead of your dad, it's a distant planet and instead of your room, it's your life. So, no amount of "Keep Out" signs will keep Saturn from giving you a reality check. And trust me, you are going to find his advice more helpful than you'd like to admit.

Simultaneously, with all this self-reflection, you might experience some sleep disturbances. You know, like those nights when your brain decides to play 'Greatest Hits of Embarrassing Moments' at 3 am. So, here's my advice: chill out. Meditate, take a stroll in the woods, breathe deeply, maybe even take a nap. Heck, go to bed early, if you can manage that. Just remember to keep a dream journal handy. Because we all know that the real wisdom comes in dreams about flying unicorns and talking potatoes.

So buckle up, stargazers! The cosmic stand-up show is just getting started. And remember, in the grand scheme of the universe, we're all part of the punchline!

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is prograde at 19 Tau 21' 38", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 2961992863km away and receding.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Uranus In Taurus: A New Hope for Your Wallet

Alright, you space cowboys and cowgirls, buckle up, because Uranus is doing a Luke Skywalker on us! It’s left its comfy Death Star—er, I mean, its standard orbit—and it’s now hanging out in the Taurus constellation. And if you know anything about Taurus, you’ll know that they hate change more than a Wookiee hates a haircut. We’re talking major "I've got a bad feeling about this" vibes here.

But hey, just like Luke had to swap his moisture farming for Jedi training, we’ve all gotta roll with the punches. Or force pushes. Whatever floats your landspeeder. The point is, with Uranus making itself at home in Taurus, we're all in for some seismic shifts. Especially when it comes to money. You know, that stuff that makes the galaxy go round?

Imagine this: Taurus is the Galactic Empire—set in its ways, resistant to change. Uranus, on the other hand, is the Rebel Alliance, swooping in to shake things up. And just like the Rebels revolutionized the galaxy, Uranus in Taurus could bring revolutionary changes to our financial systems. We might see new forms of currency emerge, perhaps even something called "Bit...coin"? Or maybe our banks will transform faster than Anakin Skywalker turned into Darth Vader. And the housing and stock markets? They might undergo more twists and turns than the plot of The Last Jedi.

On a personal level, this celestial shift is like Yoda whispering in your ear: "Free from the grips of money, you must become." Debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages—these are the Darth Vaders of our finances, always trying to pull us to the Dark Side. But Uranus is here, like a financial Obi-Wan Kenobi, encouraging us to change our relationship with money and material possessions.

So don’t be like a stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder. Embrace the changes. After all, as our friend Luke Skywalker showed us, even the most daunting challenges can lead us to a better place. And who knows? These changes might just bring us greater stability, and last longer than the Star Wars franchise itself.

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is prograde at 26 Pis 25' 33", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4607694769km away and receding.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Neptune In Pisces, Darth Vader Edition

Standby folks, Neptune has once again found its way into Pisces, and it's not just there for the interstellar sushi. No, no... it’s there to bestow upon us a spiritual and emotional GPS. Much like the Force guided young Skywalker, this celestial alignment is here to guide you through the murky waters of life. It’s like having your own personal Yoda whispering wisdom in your ear...only less green and more...watery.

Here's the deal: Neptune in Pisces is calling on you to stop sweating the small stuff. Forget about who took the last donut or if you missed the latest episode of "The Mandalorian". Look at the bigger picture, my friends. The universe is vast, and so are the opportunities to make a difference. Neptune in Pisces wants you to recognize this, and use your unique talents to bring about collective progress. After all, no one ever saved the galaxy by arguing over who gets the last Ewok cookie.

Now is the time to embark on that spiritual journey you've been considering. Whether that means signing up for Jedi training or setting up a mystical shrine in your living room devoted to Baby Yoda. Neptune in Pisces is rooting for you. Just remember, when sharing your newfound path with others, do it with the grace of Princess Leia and the diplomacy of Obi-Wan Kenobi. Remember, the Force, er...Neptune in Pisces is with you...always.

And lest we forget, Neptune may be 4607665999.979896545km away (yeah, I did the math), but its influence is as close as your next breath. So breathe in, breathe out, and let the cosmic currents guide you towards your destiny. And remember, in the immortal words of Han Solo, "Never tell me the odds!"

Pluto

Pluto is in Aquarius

Pluto is prograde at 00 Aqu 58' 31", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5355452017km away and approaching.

Pluto Is In Aquarius

Greetings, celestial explorers! Today we're talking about the rock star of transformation, Pluto, shaking up some cosmic cocktails with the forward-thinking Aquarius. Now, brace your space boots, because when these two get together, it's not just a party - it's a complete cosmic makeover! Now, when I say "makeover," I don’t mean swapping out your closet for the latest intergalactic fashion, or upgrading your old spaceship. No, no, no! This is Pluto we're talking about, the Lord of the Underworld, the Divine Composter. He's not interested in superficial selfies - he's all about soul-stirring transformation. So, what happens when Pluto pirouettes through Aquarius? Hold onto your Hubble telescopes, because life as we know it might just blast off into another dimension! Aquarius and Pluto are both about regeneration, and when their powers combine, they form a binary star system of change that could propel humanity to a whole new level of existence. Expect to see quantum leaps in science, technology, and space travel. And I don’t just mean finally getting those hoverboards we were promised! On a more profound note, expect shifts in civil rights and humanitarianism that make the Universal Declaration of Human Rights look like a rough draft. The true power players will be those who can master the art of collaboration and empathy. Even governments and systems that have been behaving like black holes might just find some common ground during this transit. Meanwhile, in the microcosm of our personal lives, Pluto in Aquarius is like your own personal life coach, urging us to transform our perception of ourselves and our place in the cosmos. It beckons us to think less like lone planets and more like interconnected constellations. In conclusion, my dear stargazers, as Pluto dances through Aquarius, let's embrace the opportunity to evolve, not just for ourselves, but for the greater good of our cosmic community. Will we answer the call? Well, only time (and space) will tell!

Venus

Venus Conjunct Mars

There is a desire for love, beauty, relationships, and things that feel good. Desire is strong today and this includes the desire for the opposite sex. Be considerate of others today as you may express yourself too strongly. Use your creative energies and get involved with the arts, music or the theater. How about making a special meal for your significant other? Watch your spending today as you may feel tempted to overindulge and be too extravagant. Curb your potential for eating too much rich, sweet, or spicy food. Moderation is the key. Be refined and charming around women. Do not get involved in petty gossip or in competition with the women you know. Have fun at a social gathering, but remember, don't come on too strong or let your opinion of yourself swell so as to become overbearing and obnoxious.For people with a Venus-Mars conjunction in their natal charts, the blending of the feminine and masculine energies within is a natural process, although other aspects to the conjunction will tell the whole story as to how this is done. These people possess personal magnetism in spades. They live and breathe romantic/sexual relationships. It is generally easy for them to form relationships, unless the conjunction is severely afflicted. They ooze sexuality, and they are generally quite impulsive with regards to entering new relationships. Relationships are not only important to them, they require a fair amount of excitement, adventure, and passion in their pairings in order to feel alive and vital. With this conjunction, there is generally a pleasing blend of self-assertion and cooperation. This comprises some of their charm, in that they generally know how to assert themselves without stepping on others’ toes. In some cases, men with this aspect may be too dominating in romantic situations, and might gain a reputation for being “macho”. This is not always the case, however. For the most part, these people are quite direct about what they want in a relationship, and they are quite passionate when it comes to going about getting what they want. It can be a challenge maintaining perspective when it comes to relationships. These people are generally highly creative and are bent on finding outlets for their creativity. Their vitality and warm energy is something that can be felt by others, as if it lies just below the surface.Some Famous People with Venus conjunct Mars: Barry Bonds (in Gemini), Carmen Electra (in Gemini), Bette Davis, James Caan (in Taurus, also conjunct Uranus), Sally Field, Eva Gabor (in Pisces), Merv Griffin (in Leo), Kris Kristofferson (in Gemini), Bruce Lee (in Scorpio), Courtney Love (in Gemini), Peter O’Toole, Al Pacino (in Gemini), Stefanie Powers (in Scorpio), Sting, Uma Thurman (in Gemini), Vincent Van Gogh (in Pisces), Harry Hamlin (in Virgo), Sandra Bullock (in Gemini, conjunct the Ascendant).

Jupiter

Jupiter Sextile Saturn

Progress can be made in business and professional affairs, especially regarding law, politics, education, religion, and travel. A certain seriousness toward career and life direction is evident. Organized expansion into new areas can further your goals. You have a serious minded, responsible attitude toward achieving your long range goals.You have an underlying self-confidence that is based on your belief that life will give you whatever you want if you are willing to work for it. You see the reasonableness in the way that things happen and are willing to invest in yourself. You are very industrious, believing that hard work will bring you progress. You have a taste for material acquisition but are willing to work for what comes to you. — Interpretation from the Indra report.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Jupiter and Saturn have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Jupiter trine Saturn: *You have a good balance between idealism, optimism, and vision for the future on one hand and a realistic sense of what can actually be achieved on the other hand. Your judgment and business sense are usually quite good. You possess patience and the ability to accept limitation and frustration on the way to your goals.Older, more experienced individuals or mentors are likely to play a significant and beneficial role in your life.Jupiter sextile Saturn: *You have the patience and the stamina to realize your visions and bring them down to earth, a fine balance between hard work and realism, and a positive, hopeful spirit. You grow through following systems and plans, and taking one step at a time. Overnight success or instant enlightenment is not what you aim for. Your patient, well-balanced approach gives you credibility with many different types of people, and you are apt to gain an excellent reputation for being able to do big things without overreaching or becoming pretentious.#You have the capacity to endure through the daily grind to find something of spiritual value in your work and relationships. You are happy to spend time in seclusion, studying or meditating.