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5 March, 2024
Solar activity was low with C-class flares observed from Regions 3595 (N20W62, Eho/beta-gamma), 3598 (S13W72, Dsi/beta), 3599 (S14E38, Cso/beta) and new Region 3602 (N19E29, Dao/beta). Regions 3595 and 3598 continued to show signs of decay in their trailing spots. New Region 3602 (mentioned above) and 3603 (N13E53, Axx/alpha) was numbered. The remaining regions were mostly stable. No Earth-directed CMEs were detected.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were slightly enhanced throughout the period due to waning CME influences. Total field strength were steady at 9-11 nT and Bz was mostly sustained northward to for most of the period. Solar wind speeds were steady at around 350-400 km/s throughout the period. The phi angle was in a mostly positive orientation.
There is a 10% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Capricorn, at 05 degrees, 08' 45", at a velocity of 13.69 degrees per day.
The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.8 days old. It is 376705.28 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar, 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Pisces
The Sun is at 15 Pis 09' 54", and is 148388192km away and receding.
The Moon is in Capricorn
The Moon is at 05 Cap 08' 45", and is 376783km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Capricorn
Greetings, stargazers! We have a celestial event on our hands that's more delightful than finding an unguarded donut at a police convention. Yes, folks, the Moon has parked itself in Capricorn. Now, before you run off in a panic, thinking you've got a mountain goat with lunar tendencies on your roof, allow me to explain. Capricorn, you see, is an astrological sign, not a rogue farm animal. It represents practicality, ambition, and a level of stubbornness that could rival a mule stuck in a mud pit. And our beloved Moon? Well, it's taken up residence there, 377,118.693244948km away. Now, I know that sounds like a long distance relationship gone wrong, but bear with me. When the Moon is in Capricorn, it's like a cosmic office party. The Universe is sending out vibes encouraging us to put on our thinking caps and get serious about our goals. It's like having a celestial boss, with slightly less nagging. The Moon, our emotional barometer, being in Capricorn, the sign of discipline and structure, is like getting a motivational speaker for free. You might find yourself suddenly wanting to organize your sock drawer or alphabetize your spice rack. Go with it. Embrace the inner nerd. This is the universe’s way of nudging you towards order amidst chaos. So what do we do while the Moon is playing house with Capricorn? Well, first, let's avoid any caprine-related puns. They're just baa-d (oops!). Instead, let's use this time to focus on our goals, ambitions, and maybe finally figure out how to set up that IKEA bookshelf that's been sitting in the corner since last Christmas. Remember, folks, just like the Moon isn't really made of cheese, the universe isn't out to get you. It's all about perspective. So, lace up your cosmic boots, adjust your nerdy glasses, and let's make the most of this Moon in Capricorn phase. Trust me, it'll be more fun than a Star Trek convention at a planetarium!Mercury is in Pisces
Mercury is prograde at 20 Pis 29' 43", moving at 1.94 degrees per day, and is 197928199km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Pisces
Well, buckle up stardust travelers, because Mercury has pulled up its cosmic socks and dived into the mystical swimming pool of Pisces. Now, for all you space nerds out there, let's get the sciency bit out of the way - Mercury is currently a whopping 198014281.255036801km away. That's like going to your local supermarket and back about a gazillion times... give or take a few. Now, Mercury is the planetary equivalent of that friend who's always got their nose in a book. It loves all the juicy details and data, but right now it's paddling around with Pisces, the dreamy artist who probably carries a crystal in their pocket and has an oil diffuser at home. While Mercury is splashing about in the Piscean waters, our thoughts become as fluid as a lava lamp and we're able to see solutions in the most unexpected of places. That missing sock you've been looking for? Check the fridge. Your car keys? Probably hanging with the spoons. Logic, meet your whimsical cousin, intuition. Pisces thrives in a world of magic and fantasy, it's basically living in a permanent Renaissance fair. So, while Mercury is vacationing here, our minds are opened wider than granddad's garage door after a spring clean. The furthest reaches of our brains are lit up like Vegas, revealing fresh ideas, creative inspirations, and different ways of thinking. So, what does this mean for you, dear cosmic voyager? Well, it's time to embrace the weird, the wonderful, and the downright wacky. Let your thoughts wander, let your dreams take the driver's seat, and remember: if you find yourself debating existential philosophy with your toaster... just go with it. Mercury in Pisces, folks. It's a wild ride.Venus is in Aquarius
Venus is prograde at 21 Aqu 46' 18", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 227712511km away and receding.
Venus Is In Aquarius
Venus in Aquarius, or as I like to call it, Love on the Interstellar Friendship Express
My fellow celestial commuters, Venus has parked her shiny cosmic space-bus in Aquarius, and let me tell you, the vibes are groovier than a jam session at Spock's Vulcan harp recital. In this cosmic journey of love, we're less Romeo & Juliet and more Kirk & Spock — logic, friendship, and shared ideals are our warp drive.
Aquarius is the Bill Nye of the zodiac, cool, logical, and always ready for a science party. So, while Venus is vacationing here, expect your emotions to take a backseat while your brain does the driving. If you're someone who thrives on heart-shaped chocolates and whispered sweet nothings, prepare for a bit of turbulence. But fear not! This isn't cold shoulder season; it's just a time to appreciate love's less clingy sidekick - friendship, garnished with a pinch of reason and a dash of fresh air.
If you're already navigating the nebula of commitment, this transit is less about candlelit dinners and more about rekindling the initial BFF spark that lured you towards your partner. It's like revisiting the Shire after an epic adventure in Mordor — comforting, familiar, and full of hobbit laughter.
For all the solo space cadets out there, the universe just greenlit your mission to mingle. Venus in Aquarius is like a cosmic singles mixer, so dust off your best Star Trek uniform and get ready to beam up some potential love interests. And hey, don't shy away from the aliens — Aquarius loves a bit of the unconventional. Maybe those Martian poets aren't so bad after all!
As for aesthetics, think less classic Van Gogh and more modern Banksy or Picasso during his cubist phase. Personal style takes a futuristic twist, so feel free to experiment with your look. Ever wanted neon hair or holographic shoes? Now's the time, my friend. And speaking of modern delights, your tech gadgets will love you for splurging on them during this transit. So go ahead, upgrade your starship's console — I mean, your laptop.
In short, Venus in Aquarius is like a science fiction convention in space: It's quirky, it's fun, it's full of potential connections,
Mars is in Aquarius
Mars is prograde at 16 Aqu 13' 19", moving at 0.78 degrees per day, and is 328129225km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Aquarius
Great Scott! It's the Mars in Aquarius season, folks! Now, I'm no Doc Brown, but I can tell ya, this isn't just some cosmic flux capacitor mumbo-jumbo. Mars, our celestial warrior, is currently cruising through the sign of the water bearer, Aquarius. And it's not just taking a leisurely Sunday drive, but rather revving up for some radical change. Picture this: you're at the wheel of a DeLorean, charged by plutonium (or a bolt of lightning, if you're going green), and you've got the chance to change the future. That's Mars in Aquarius for you. You see, with Mars in Aquarius, it's all about the power of thought. No need for hoverboards or self-lacing shoes here. Your mind is your greatest weapon. So, grab your thinking cap, preferably one that doesn't malfunction like Biff's, and get ready to ditch the box. Not think outside the box. Ditch it! This is the time to champion justice, rights, and break free from the shackles of societal norms. Aquarius is like the George McFly of the zodiac - the underdog who stands up to Biff (the embodiment of societal problems). And with Mars in the mix, we're not just seeing problems; we're inventing the Flux Capacitor of solutions! So, remember when Marty had to make sure his parents fell in love or he'd cease to exist? Yeah, stakes are high like that. But instead of ensuring your own existence, you're fighting for a better, fairer world. And finally, Mars in Aquarius is the Rebel without a cause, ready to shove aside tradition for originality. This ain't about fitting into your dad's pants from the past; it's about creating your own style, your own path. Think of it as upgrading from a skateboard to a hoverboard. So, buckle up, folks! It's time to hit 88mph and blaze a trail towards a radically different future. And remember, where we're going, we don't need roads... just a whole lot of Aquarian innovation!Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 12 Tau 03' 30", moving at 0.18 degrees per day, and is 818350711km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Greetings, cosmic comrades! Let's talk about that big, gassy, celestial giant, Jupiter, currently chillin' in the steadfast sign of Taurus. Now, before you start picturing a gigantic planet wearing a bull onesie, let me tell you what this means for you. First off, Jupiter is like the wise old grandpa of the solar system - always encouraging us to ponder and reflect. And Taurus? Well, it's a bit like that friend who takes five hours to decide what to order at a restaurant. When these two come together, they create the perfect environment for us to tap into our inner Yoda and find the answers hiding within us. The Force is with us, folks! Jupiter in Taurus is also giving us a cosmic nudge towards achieving our dreams. It's sort of like having your own personal life coach from space, urging you to make those plans, tick off those tasks, and reach for the stars (not literally though, we don't want to mess with gravity). And oh boy, let's talk about prosperity! Jupiter is like the lottery ticket of the universe, and Taurus? That's your piggy bank. Put them together and you've got a golden opportunity to boost your bank balance. Just remember, folks, with great power comes great responsibility - so don't become a money-hoarding dragon. Lastly, Taurus is all about indulging in life's pleasures. It's like that friend who insists on ordering dessert even when you're already full. And with expansive Jupiter in the mix, beware of mistaking wants for needs. Keep it in check, or you might find yourself with a cosmic hangover. So, there you have it, folks – a cosmic forecast that's as exciting as a Sci-Fi marathon. As you traverse through this cosmic dance, remember: May the force (and the fortune) be with you!Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 10 Pis 26' 02", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1601788549km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Science, Saturn, and Pisces... Oh My!
Alright, stargazers! Let's chat about this celestial hootenanny going on right now. Our old buddy Saturn, the cosmic taskmaster, has gone for a swim in the deep waters of Pisces. You know, the zodiac's dreamy fish? Yeah, I can hear your thoughts from here: "Wait... isn't Saturn that strict, nose-to-the-grindstone kinda guy?" Yep, you've nailed it. This is like watching Mr. Spock trying to write a Shakespearean sonnet... in Klingon.
But hang onto your telescopes, earthlings, because when this planetary workaholic meets Pisces, it's not all doom and gloom. Rather, it's like having the universe’s most intense life coach moving into your subconscious. Sure, he might rearrange your furniture (or your dreams) without asking, but trust me, he's here to help.
Saturn in Pisces is all about making those crazy daydreams tick. Ever fancied opening a vegan shoe store? Or perhaps writing the next bestseller about your cat's secret life as a ninja? Now's the time to put those ideas into action! And by action, I mean writing a business plan, setting a budget, and figuring out how many jars you'll need to save up.
Let's be honest though, having Saturn poking around in our dream attic isn't everyone's cup of kombucha. He's kind of like that nagging parent who still tries to tidy your room even though you're an adult now. But remember, this is tough love, cosmic style. So dust off that "Do Not Disturb" sign, take a deep breath, and let him in. You might just find his advice is worth its weight in stardust.
As for the sleep disruptions and late-night anxiety, all I can say is... welcome to the Piscean Club! This is prime time for some good ol' fashioned self-care. Consider meditation, a peaceful stroll through nature, or just taking a power nap with your favorite dream journal nearby. And hey, why not turn in early to give your mind some well-deserved rest? You've got a universe of wisdom to tap into - you're gonna need your beauty sleep!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 19 Tau 42' 26", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2993315871km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: A Spaced-Out Bull Market
Alright, stargazers, buckle up because Uranus is in Taurus and it's about as comfortable as a bull in a china shop. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Astronomically speaking, Uranus is 2,993,245,318.278104782km away from home, so how much can this really affect me?" Well, my scientifically curious friend, let me break it down for you.
Taurus, our celestial bull, prefers a quiet night in, munching on the cosmic equivalent of a comfort food and binge-watching its favorite shows. But now, Uranus has crashed the party like an unexpected plot twist, bringing a whirlwind of big, sudden changes that might leave our bull feeling like it's riding a roller coaster in zero gravity.
Taurus is also the Warren Buffet of the zodiac, the sign most likely to have a diversified retirement portfolio and a drawer full of premium bonds. But Uranus? It's the cryptocurrency-loving, Wall Street-betting, financial wild card of the cosmos. So, brace yourselves for some revolutionary shifts in money matters. Expect the stock exchange to swing like a pendulum in a seismometer. And don't be surprised if your piggy bank suddenly demands blockchain encryption.
On a more personal note, Uranus popping by Taurus' place encourages us to rethink our relationship with money and material possessions. You know all those things that tie you down financially? Credit card debts, rent, mortgages, that overpriced latte addiction? Uranus is here to stage an intervention. It's like a cosmic Marie Kondo, urging us to let go of what doesn't 'spark joy'. Resistance is futile, my friends. The sooner we embrace this change, the better off we'll be. After all, even in the cosmos, change is the only constant.
So, my advice? Enjoy the ride and trust that Uranus, our intergalactic game-changer, is leading us to a space of greater stability. And remember, in the grand scheme of things, we're all just stardust cruising through an ever-expanding universe. Isn't that a comforting thought?
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 26 Pis 53' 55", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4618445900km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Ahoy, cosmic voyagers! Strap on your space boots and grab your telescopes, because we are taking a trip to the farthest reaches of our solar system. That's right, Neptune is in Pisces, and I don't mean the kind of Pisces that likes long walks on the beach and emo music. We're talking about the celestial fish swimming in the great cosmic ocean. First things first, let's get nerdy. Neptune is currently a whopping 4618431142.505304337km away. Yup, you heard it right. Now, if only my motivation to exercise was as distant as Neptune, we might have a fair comparison. But don't worry, you won't need to travel that far to feel its effects. Neptune is chilling out in Pisces in prograde, which is just astrologer's lingo for moving in the same direction as the Earth. Kind of like when you and your crush both reach for the last slice of pizza at the same time and your hands touch...except this is happening in space, and instead of a slice of pizza, it's cosmic energy. What does this mean for us? Well, imagine you've just walked into a room full of fog. You're stumbling around, tripping over furniture, and wondering why on earth you didn't invest in a good pair of fog glasses. Suddenly, the fog lifts and you can see everything clearly. That's what Neptune in Pisces is like - it's like having your own personal fog machine turned off. While Neptune is doing its thing, it's calling us to look deep within ourselves to figure out what we can contribute to the good of humanity. Or at least what we can contribute to our next Dungeons & Dragons campaign. It's the perfect time to dive into your spiritual journey, whether that means finally cracking open that book on Zen meditation, or building a shrine to Spock in your living room. So, fellow star travellers, let's embrace the energies of Neptune in Pisces and remember that we're all in this space ship together. After all, in the grand scheme of things, our petty differences are about as significant as a speck of dust on a Vulcan's logic puzzle. Stay groovy, my friends.Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 19' 33", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5336744337km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Hey there, stellar voyagers! It’s time to fasten your zero-gravity seat belts because Pluto – yes, the same Pluto that got kicked out of the planet club, but still throws the best after-parties in the Kuiper belt – has shimmied its way into Aquarius. Now, before you start panicking, let me explain. Pluto, despite its icy exterior and questionable status as a dwarf planet, is the celestial equivalent of a cosmic caffeine shot. It's all about transformation, shaking things up like a universal etch-a-sketch, but not just any old change. We're talking about soul-level, 'I just watched all seasons of The Big Bang Theory and now I understand string theory' type of transformation. Meanwhile, Aquarius is like your nerdy, tech-savvy friend who always has the latest gadgets and secretly dreams of becoming an astronaut. Together, these two are like a Sci-Fi convention meeting a Renaissance fair, with a dash of Woodstock thrown in. So what does this mean for us mere mortals? Well, we better brace ourselves for some serious advancements in technology, maybe even a quantum leap in science. Imagine a world where your toaster can quantum teleport your toast right into your mouth, or a smartphone app that lets you time travel back to avoid the embarrassment of that terrible karaoke performance last Friday. But hey, it's not all rocket boots and replicators. This planetary combo also brings about profound shifts in humanitarianism and civil rights. We're talking about a future where people power takes on a whole new meaning. Those in power will be the ones who value empathy over ego, collaboration over competition. Remember, teamwork makes the dream work, folks. On a personal level, Pluto in Aquarius is like that eccentric uncle who challenges you at every family gathering to step outside your comfort zone, to really think about your place in the world, and possibly the universe. It's not about 'me' anymore, it's about 'we'. So let's all do our part and answer the cosmic call to action, shall we? And if you've got any doubts or fears about this Pluto-Aquarius combo, just remember: "The future is not set. There is no fate but what we make for ourselves." Now, where did I put my Terminator sunglasses...Current Planetary Aspects
| Planet | Position |
|---|---|
| Sun | 15 Pis 09' 54" |
| Moon | 05 Cap 08' 45" |
| Mercury | 20 Pis 29' 43" |
| Venus | 21 Aqu 46' 18" |
| Mars | 16 Aqu 13' 19" |
| Jupiter | 12 Tau 03' 30" |
| Saturn | 10 Pis 26' 02" |
| Uranus | 19 Tau 42' 26" |
| Neptune | 26 Pis 53' 55" |
| Pluto | 01 Aqu 19' 33" |
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Sextile Jupiter
Today should be a fortunate day for you. Your confidence and optimism are high. Today is a good day to put plans into action and to participate in group activities. Expand your horizons and pick up something new to learn. It's a good time to grow, to be generous and caring, and to reach out and make others happy. Ask your boss for a raise as those in authority are likely to be receptive today.Endowed with generosity and friendliness, these people appear to be lucky in life. They attract good things with a positive frame of mind and a charitable disposition. Rarely entirely “down and out”, people with Sun in harmonious aspect to Jupiter are usually well-received, helpful, and well-informed. They may enjoy travel and have a special affection for foreign places and people. They’re generally not very competitive people, and for the most part not combative either. As a result, they are usually well-liked.These people are usually good-hearted with strong morals and much faith in life and in people. They prefer to find good in situations and in people. They don’t have a lot of patience with those who break the rules, as they generally believe in order, equality, and the law. They generally make good on their promises, and the sincerity they exude can be trusted. Looking on the bright side is their forte–turn to these people for a pleasing dose of faith and optimism. They are quick to chuckle and can’t resist any appeal to their sense of humor. Some people with this aspect are downright jolly. Others are less conspicuous, but their faith in life and willingness to find humor in life are nevertheless obvious.Some Famous People with Sun in Harmonious Aspect to Jupiter: Trines – Hank Aaron, Ben Affleck, Antonio Banderas, Ashley Judd, Evel Knievel, Shari Lewis, Carol Lewis, Camilla Parker Bowles, Peter Sellers, Alicia Witt, Justin Timberlake; Sextiles – Prince Andrew (of England), Madonna, Albert Camus, Samantha Fox, Courtney Love, Elvis Presley.Alternate interpretations:Sun sextile Jupiter: Your life is apt to be blessed with more than your share of helpful friends, fortuitous connections, and doors opening to you at just the right time. Because you are usually willing to share and to give back to others in a generous way, you continue to generate successes in your life no matter how unfortunate prevailing circumstances are. Beware, however, of becoming an opportunist. — Interpretation from our Merlin Profile report.Sun sextile Jupiter: Your child is bent toward success, for he has a built-in sense of how to approach and unravel even the most difficult problems. Children born with this harmonious aspect often have a natural instinct for justice and the law, and generally know how to approach a problem from just the right angle. This ability could make your child a natural counselor or guide for others, in particular regarding vocational matters. This aspect also suggests the possibility of working with and helping older persons. Often this position indicates help received from others. Dynamic squares found elsewhere in the chart may bring out the positive sides of this position. The pitfall is too much ease, or a lack of ambition, a lack of humility, and/or expecting others to do the work. — Interpretation from the Child Star report (Boy).Sun sextile Jupiter: You find that spiritual discipline is as much a container for your being as it is the expression of your inner desire. Your perception of duty is to develop the endurance needed to weather emotional and material storms. — Interpretation from the Your Spiritual Path report.Sun sextile Jupiter: You have a sense of justice and an innate ability to understand the law, whether natural or manmade. Showing others the way through or beyond the problems in their lives comes easy, for you sense how to manipulate the opportunities of life. Lucky. — Interpretation from Zet Software.Sun Conjunct Saturn
This transit is drawing your attention to living up to your responsibilities and doing your duty. You may feel limited and constrained today, but do not let that feeling keep you from living up to your obligations. Take care of business, then you will be truly free to do as you wish. Your energy level may be low, but do not use this as an excuse for not doing your best. Do not put limits and burdens on others. Guard against depression. You can accomplish quite a lot if you stay focused.