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7 March, 2024
Solar activity was low, with only a handful of low-level C-class flares during the period. Region 3599 (S12E13, Dsi/beta-gamma) saw development in its trailer and intermediate spot areas, while Region 3603 (N13E28, Cso/beta) picked up a weak trailer spot. The remaining regions exhibited stagnation and produced little activity.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were near background levels. Total field strength averaged near 6 nT, Bz had minor southward deviations, and solar wind speeds steadily decreased from around 450 km/s to just over 350 km/s. The phi angle was in a mostly positive orientation.
There is a 10% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Aquarius, at 03 degrees, 27' 10", at a velocity of 14.6 degrees per day.
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.9 days old. It is 368537.06 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar, 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Pisces
The Sun is at 17 Pis 10' 04", and is 148466207km away and receding.
The Moon is in Aquarius
The Moon is at 03 Aqu 27' 10", and is 365280km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Aquarius
Hello, stardust beings! Buckle up your space seatbelts because the Moon has just checked into the AirBnB of Aquarius, and it's 365557.810683459km away from us. That's right, folks, your favorite lunar nightlight has decided to take a little vacay in the sign of the water bearer. If you're wondering how I know the exact distance, well, let's just say I have my ways... *winks in binary code* Now, what does this mean for you, earthlings? Is it time to panic? To build a spaceship? Or to simply eat more cheese in solidarity with our moon? Haha, no, no, no. The moon in Aquarius is like Spock at a Star Trek convention - cool, logical, and slightly detached from the emotional hullabaloo. It's a great time to embrace your inner nerd, dive deep into those intellectual pursuits you've been putting off because they're "too geeky". Trust me, nothing’s too geeky when the Moon is vacationing in Aquarius. This cosmic ballet also encourages us to think about the future. And I don't mean pondering if you'll ever finish that 1000-piece jigsaw puzzle of the universe. I'm talking about daydreaming about colonies on Mars, time travel, teleportation - you know, the usual sci-fi stuff. In the words of Carl Sagan's lesser-known, hippie cousin, Carly Sagan, "We are star stuff which has taken its destiny into its own hands." So, in this auspicious lunar phase, let's take our destiny into our own hands, folks. Let's dream big, think different and who knows, we might just end up inventing the next warp drive or flux capacitor. Remember, Aquarius is all about individuality and eccentricity. So, don't be afraid to let your freak flag fly. Wear those mismatched socks with pride, dance like nobody's watching, and laugh at your own jokes even if no one else does. It’s time to celebrate the quirks that make us human... or alien... whatever tickles your antennas! So, embrace this lunar period with both arms, three arms if you're from Mars. And remember, the Moon in Aquarius is about as normal as a platypus wearing a top hat - so enjoy the ride, space cadets!Mercury is in Pisces
Mercury is prograde at 24 Pis 22' 30", moving at 1.94 degrees per day, and is 194224124km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Pisces
Greetings, lovely celestial voyagers! Get ready to reel in some cosmic giggles because guess what? Mercury, the planet that's so busy managing our communication and thinking, has decided to take a vacation in Pisces. Yes, you heard it right! A planet known for its love of details is diving into the boundless ocean of Pisces. You might think this would be like Sheldon from "The Big Bang Theory" trying to navigate a Renaissance Fair, but let's not forget, even Spock played the lute! Now, Pisces is a place where magic happens, ideals are as common as Starbucks, and dreams are more vivid than a 4K Ultra HD TV. During this transit, don't be surprised if you find yourself pondering deep existential questions like, "Why can't I remember the name of my third grade teacher?" or "Would unicorns prefer organic carrots?" Your mind will be open wider than a black hole, sucking in ideas from dimensions you didn't even know existed. This is the time when Mercury, behaving like a curious cosmic tourist, lights up the farthest corners of your consciousness, bringing forth fresh ideas and creative inspirations. You might find yourself suddenly understanding quantum physics, or coming up with a totally innovative way to organize your sock drawer. So, dear stargazers, during this Mercury in Pisces transit get ready to embrace the unconventional, the whimsical, and the downright peculiar. And remember, it's okay to let your mind wander into uncharted territories. Just don't forget to leave breadcrumbs so you can find your way back. Happy Astro-Adventuring!Venus is in Aquarius
Venus is prograde at 24 Aqu 14' 52", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 228974436km away and receding.
Venus Is In Aquarius
Greetings earthlings and fellow stargazers! Grab your telescopes and vegan popcorn because Venus just entered Aquarius. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Did we just warp into an episode of 'Friends'?" Well, kind of. You see, Venus in Aquarius blurs the lines between love and friendship faster than Spock raises an eyebrow. Suddenly that "just a friend" could start looking like Captain Kirk in a tight shirt. Even if you've always been more of a 'keep the shields up' kind of person, now is the time to consider opening the hailing frequencies. Our beloved, logical Mr. Spock, might approve of this transit, as Aquarius tends to engage its cerebral cortex more than its heart when it comes to connecting with others. You'd be more likely to bond over a heated debate about the latest Star Trek sequel than swooning over romantic dinners lit by the glow of a tricorder. The Aquarian influence also gives Venus room to perform the Vulcan salute; i.e., it makes love less clingy and partnerships less suffocating. If you're someone who enjoys the warm and squishy stuff, like a Tribble, you might find people a tad bit chilly during this transit. But hey, a little bit of Vulcan aloofness can bring a dash of logic and fresh air into relationships! For those in a committed relationship, Venus in Aquarius is like beaming down to a new planet together. It encourages us to reconnect over shared interests (like your mutual love for Klingon opera), and maybe even work together on a cause that's meaningful to you both, say, protecting Humpback whales or campaigning for android rights! If you're single and as ready to mingle as a Redshirt on an away mission, this is one of the best times to do it! Venus in Aquarius puts a fascinating, even experimental twist on romance. So, step out of your comfort zone, attend that Starfleet mixer, or join that protest for inter-species equality. Who knows? You may find yourself attracted to someone as different from you as a Romulan is from a Vulcan! Lastly, Venus in Aquarius has a thing for all things modern and unique, just like our favorite half-human, half-Vulcan. It's the perfect time to experiment with your style. Maybe try rocking a Starfleet uniform or decorating your living space with futuristic Vulcan artifacts. And if you've been eyeing the latest high-tech gadget, now's the time to splurge becauseMars is in Aquarius
Mars is prograde at 17 Aqu 46' 26", moving at 0.78 degrees per day, and is 326975945km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Aquarius
Ah, the Red Planet has decided to go for a little vacation in Aquarius, my dear celestial seekers! Now brace yourselves, because this is the real cosmic version of "The Big Bang Theory" meets "Fight Club", but with less pugilism and more intellectual jousting. Mars in Aquarius is like your eccentric Aunt Gertrude showing up to a tea party in a tie-dye kaftan, declaring war on boring biscuits and advocating for rainbow-colored macarons. It's a call to arms for our brains, my friends! Our usual half-hearted "meh" turns into a fiery "let's change the world!" So, dust off your dream journals and let those revolutionary ideas flow. Now, don't get me wrong, it's not about turning your living room into a war room. It's about being a peaceful warrior, fighting with wit and wisdom. Think of it as becoming a Jedi of innovative thinking: "May the force of radical ideas be with you." While Mars is doing the backstroke in the pool of Aquarius, pretending the status quo is a comfy hammock isn't going to fly anymore. Aquarius, the zodiac's humanitarian, is handing out reality goggles and pointing at the big screen saying, "Look! Can you see that? Yes, those are problems, but wait... there're also solutions! Hakuna Matata!" It's time to channel your inner punk rocker and rebel against the norm. You see, Mars in Aquarius is that cool science teacher who encourages you to blow stuff up in class (figuratively, of course) to learn something new. Let go of old patterns, embrace the chaos, make mistakes, and remember: the only rule here is to forget about the rules. So, my star-gazing comrades, get ready to shake things up. 'Cause when Mars vacations in Aquarius, it's not just about thinking outside the box, it's about launching that box into the stratosphere and watching it become a beautiful cosmic firework.Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 12 Tau 25' 07", moving at 0.18 degrees per day, and is 822377077km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Alright my celestial comrades, grab a calculator and pop on your favorite Einstein wig because we're about to dive headfirst into some serious astrological algebra. Jupiter, our big Jovian buddy, is currently hanging out in Taurus, a little over 822 gazillion kilometers away. That's right, I said gazillion - because who has the time to count all those zeros? Now, if you're wondering why this matters to you, let me break it down. Picture Jupiter as that wise old professor who spends his days pondering the mysteries of the universe, while Taurus is more like your stubborn friend who refuses to use GPS because they "know a shortcut". When these two cross paths, it's a bit like a cosmic comedy sketch. For starters, this planetary pair reminds us that we've got the answers to life's questions tucked away inside us, probably filed under 'to be dealt with later', right next to 'clean the garage' and 'learn Mandarin'. The beauty of this transit is that it gives us a nudge (or a shove, depending on how deep in denial we are) to finally dust off that internal wisdom and put it to good use. But wait, there's more! This celestial coupling also serves as a cosmic green light to start making serious moves towards our dreams. You know that big scary goal you've been putting off? Now's the time to break it down into manageable tasks and start ticking them off. Just remember, Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither was the Death Star. In terms of prosperity, Jupiter in Taurus is like playing Monopoly with loaded dice. Jupiter is known for its lucky streak, and Taurus has a knack for raking in the dough. So, if you've been considering buying a lottery ticket or investing in that startup your second cousin twice removed keeps talking about, this might be your moment. However, before you start celebrating, remember that Taurus has a reputation for loving life's pleasures, often to excess. With Jupiter's expansive influence, you might find yourself wanting to upgrade your 20-year-old car to a shiny new Tesla or swap your studio apartment for a penthouse. Just remember, moderation is key. We're here for a good time, not a long debt. So, in summary, Jupiter in Taurus is like a cosmic self-help book, financial advisor, and cautionary tale all rolled into one. Use this transit wisely, my friends. And if all else fails, remember: "The Cosmos giveth, andSaturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 10 Pis 40' 39", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1601289469km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
*Engaging Borg humor mode...* Greetings, Earthlings! It's time to buckle up, because Saturn is getting all cozy in Pisces, and it's about to take you on a journey that's as wild as a Ferengi's hairdo. Remember that dream of becoming the next J.K. Rowling or Elon Musk? Well, now's the time to dust it off, shake out the cobwebs, and start taking it seriously. Saturn, the cosmic taskmaster, is teaming up with Pisces, the zodiac's dreamer, and together they're like a celestial life coach, pushing you to turn your daydreams into reality. So grab your notepad, because it's about to rain down wisdom like tribbles on the Enterprise. Now, I won't lie to you - this isn't going to be a joyride on the Holodeck. Saturn in Pisces has a knack for poking holes in your most cherished dreams, sort of like how Captain Picard always seems to find a way to ruin Q's fun. You might feel a bit defensive, like a Klingon with a hangover, but believe it or not, this is exactly what you need. It's like a galactic spring cleaning of your mind, courtesy of daddy Saturn. With all this mental gymnastics going on, you might find yourself as restless as a Romulan on Risa. This is the perfect time to channel your inner Vulcan and practice some mindfulness. Meditate, take a stroll through an earthly forest, or do some deep breathing exercises. Heck, even take a nap if you need to - just make sure you have a dream journal ready to catch any prophetic visions! So remember, while this transit might feel as uncomfortable as wearing a red shirt on an away mission, just know that it's all part of the cosmic plan. Embrace the challenge, my star-faring friends, and soon you'll be navigating life like a seasoned Starfleet captain. *End Borg humor mode...* Live long and prosper!Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 19 Tau 46' 20", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2997895624km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus...Or As I Like to Call it: Cosmic Bull in a China Shop
Alright, star gazers! Here's the skinny: Uranus, the wild child of our solar system, has gatecrashed into Taurus, the cosmic equivalent of that one friend who still carries cash because they "just don't trust those newfangled card machines". Now, Taurus might look like they're handling it well, but inside, they're more frantic than a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Taurus is all about tradition, comfort food, and rocking the same hairstyle since 1999. But Uranus? Oh boy, Uranus is the guy who brings firecrackers to a meditation retreat. So, you can imagine how our dear Bull is dealing with this unexpected visitor. You know how your grandma reacted when you tried to explain Bitcoin to her? That's Taurus right now.
But here's where things get interesting. Uranus is shaking up the financial sector, which is Taurus' home turf. Think of it as a kale-loving vegan storming a steakhouse. We might see some crazy stuff, like digital money becoming the norm, banks turning into AI-run entities, or maybe even the stock market deciding to rollercoaster just for kicks.
On a personal level, Uranus is like that self-help book that convinces you to declutter your life. It's telling us to let go of our unhealthy relationships with money and material possessions. Crushing debt, scary taxes, credit card interest scarier than a Stephen King novel, sky-high rent...these might feel like never-ending battles, but Uranus is here with its neon sneakers and funky glasses, ready to shake things up and liberate us.
Resistance is futile, my friends. This is a cosmic rollercoaster ride that we're all strapped into, whether we like it or not. But hey, buckle up and enjoy the ride. Chances are, we're going to end up somewhere better than where we started. And remember, in the words of Douglas Adams, "Don't Panic!"
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 26 Pis 58' 25", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4619478160km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune in Pisces: A Cosmic Comedy
Okay, space fans, let's talk about Neptune in Pisces, which is currently happening right now, and I mean right now. You know Neptune, that blue giant sitting about... oh, roughly 4,619,465,644.194107056 km away - give or take a light year. Yes, that one! It's doing the prograde shuffle in Pisces, which in astrologer terms means it's moving like a retro hipster on a caffeine high.
This celestial dance has the power to turn us all into emotional Jedi masters. We're talking Yoda-level wisdom here, people! Suddenly, those petty squabbles over who forgot to replace the toilet roll or why pineapple should never be on pizza (I'm looking at you, Gemini) seem as insignificant as a black hole without its singularity.
It's time to roll up your cosmic sleeves and think about what you can bring to this universal potluck. Got a knack for interpretive dance? Boom! That's your contribution to world peace! Always dreamed of turning the world into a giant ball pit? Well, now's the perfect time to launch that Kickstarter!
With this Neptune-Pisces combo, you might feel an urge to enroll in Reiki classes or maybe build a shrine to Bob Ross in your living room. Hey, we're not judging. The universe loves happy little trees as much as the next galaxy.
Remember, the cosmos is giving you a nudge (or a massive gravitational pull) to share these wild and wonderful ideas with the rest of the world. And don't worry, Neptune's got your back. It may be billions of kilometers away, but hey, in the grand scheme of the universe, that's practically next door, right?
So, go forth, astrology aficionados, and let your inner cosmic freak flag fly. After all, in the great planetary dance-off that is life, Neptune and Pisces are leading the conga line!
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 22' 32", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5333366844km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Alright, my interstellar friends, grab your telescopes and your favorite tie-dye shirts because we're headed on a cosmic adventure. You see, Pluto, the chilly dwarf planet that's been given the cold shoulder by the scientific community, has decided to pay a visit to Aquarius. And let me tell you, this is not your average house call. Picture this: Pluto, our beloved celestial underdog, is doing a little jig in the sign of Aquarius. Now, I know what you're thinking, "But Astrologer, doesn't Pluto mostly twirl around like an introverted ballerina in the outskirts of our solar system?" Yes, dear reader, it does. But right now, it's taken a break from its usual routine to do the Macarena in Aquarius. Pluto, the cosmic embodiment of extreme makeover: soul edition, meets Aquarius, the zodiac’s resident hipster. It's like a cosmic reality TV show, where Aquarius is the quirky contestant that wants to change the world with an app that turns trash into vintage coats, and Pluto is the no-nonsense host who sees the potential in everyone, as long as they're ready to dig deep and bare their souls. When Pluto waltzes through Aquarius, it’s like a flux capacitor triggering a time-travel event, bringing us back to the future. Expect big changes, my friends – like, hoverboard and self-tying shoelaces kind of changes. In the global dance-off, expect new trends in science, technology, and maybe even space tourism! (Better start saving up for those zero-gravity cocktails!). More importantly, there will be profound shifts in how we treat each other. The cool kids on the block will be those who not only share their toys but also fight for everyone's right to play. But don't just spectate, join the dance-off! Pluto in Aquarius is like a cosmic DJ urging us to change our tune. Sure, it's natural to choose songs you like, but what if you picked a track that gets everyone on the dance floor? That’s the beat Pluto in Aquarius is spinning. So, will you join this cosmic dance-off? Or will you be a wallflower? Either way, remember to enjoy the music, because in the grand cosmic jukebox, every song has its moment.Current Planetary Aspects
Planet | Position |
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Sun | 17 Pis 10' 04" |
Moon | 03 Aqu 27' 10" |
Mercury | 24 Pis 22' 30" |
Venus | 24 Aqu 14' 52" |
Mars | 17 Aqu 46' 26" |
Jupiter | 12 Tau 25' 07" |
Saturn | 10 Pis 40' 39" |
Uranus | 19 Tau 46' 20" |
Neptune | 26 Pis 58' 25" |
Pluto | 01 Aqu 22' 32" |