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13 March, 2024
Solar activity returned to low levels. Region 3599 (S12W61, Dki/beta-gamma-delta) produced all of the appreciable flare activity during the period. This region continued to evolve as it neared the west limb, gaining additional intermediate spots while maintaining its delta configuration. New Regions 3606 (N08E33, Cri/beta) and 3607 (S18E51, Dao/beta) were numbered this period. The remaining three active regions continued to decay. No Earth-directed CMEs were observed in available coronagraph imagery.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters reflected diminishing influence from a negative polarity CH HSS. Total magnetic field strength was at or below 6 nT while Bz turned predominantly north with a brief period of southward incursions to -5 nT. Solar wind speeds varied between a low of 350 km/s to a high near 450 km/s. Phi angle was in a mostly positive orientation through the period.
There is a 10% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Taurus, at 03 degrees, 33' 40", at a velocity of 14.53 degrees per day.
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.3 days old. It is 368793.58 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr, 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Pisces
The Sun is at 23 Pis 09' 52", and is 148703072km away and receding.
The Moon is in Taurus
The Moon is at 03 Tau 33' 40", and is 365078km away and receding.
Moon Is In Taurus
Well, stargazers and cosmic enthusiasts, buckle up because we're going on a celestial safari! Our dreamy darling, the Moon, has taken up residence in the steadfast and sultry sign of Taurus. Now, don't drop your telescopes, but she's also precisely 364,803.387125192 kilometers away. Yes, yes, I measured it myself - trust me, I'm an astrologer. Now, what does this mean for us Earthlings? Well, imagine Taurus as that friend who is always ready with a comfy couch, a mountain of snacks, and a marathon of Star Trek reruns. That’s right, folks, it's time to channel our inner Spock! Embrace logic, reason, and, dare I say it, a bit of stubbornness - Taurus won’t mind. With the Moon in Taurus, it's all about grounding ourselves and indulging in life's simpler pleasures. Smell those roses, savor that double chocolate chip muffin, or maybe finally buy that vintage lava lamp you've been eyeing online. But remember, the Moon isn't just loafing around in Taurus' living room for no reason. She's there to remind us to slow down, find stability amidst the chaos of the cosmos, and maybe enjoy a little extra dessert without guilt. So, go ahead, binge-watch that series you've been putting off or have an impromptu dance party in your living room. You have cosmic permission! Keep in mind, the Moon is a cool 364,803.387125192 kilometers away, but her influence is strong enough to give us this much-needed break. Crazy, right? But hey, that's science for you. Mysterious, magical, and occasionally, making us crave chocolate cake at odd hours of the night. So, my dear stargazers, let's raise a glass to the Moon in Taurus and remember - even when the universe feels like a weird, spinning disco ball of unpredictability, there's always room for a little relaxation, stubbornness, and yes, some good old-fashioned nerdiness.Mercury is in Aries
Mercury is prograde at 05 Ari 52' 01", moving at 1.86 degrees per day, and is 178716517km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Aries
Mercury In Aries: The "No-Nonsense, Get Moving, Say-It-Like-It-Is" Edition
Alright stargazers, grab your telescopes and buckle up, because boy, do we have a celestial event for you! Mercury, that tiny planet with big personality, has decided to throw a party in Aries. Yes, you heard it right! And no, Mercury isn't 178877586.458025455km away from your problems. It's right here, ready to push us into action and possibly a few awkward conversations.
Now, we all know Aries -- the zodiac's version of that friend who shows up uninvited but somehow ends up being the life of the party. With Mercury in Aries, our minds are turning into the astrological equivalent of a Ferrari on a caffeine high. We're talking restless, impatient, and wanting to charge ahead like there's a cosmic clearance sale at the end of the galaxy.
Anyone looking for some liquid courage to express their feelings? Well, Mercury in Aries is delivering it by the cosmic keg. It's the perfect opportunity to say exactly what's on your mind. But remember, while honesty is admired, diplomacy is appreciated. You don't want to go around smashing egos like they're pinatas.
Mercury and Aries together are like a dynamic duo of innovation and courage. It's like having Einstein and Indiana Jones in your mental command center. You'll be flashing insights faster than a supernova, solving problems that previously seemed as complex as quantum physics. Don't overthink it, trust your gut. Your first thoughts are likely your best ones during this transit. But remember, this Aries influence is as fleeting as a shooting star, so catch that inspiration before it vanishes into the cosmic abyss.
So, there you have it, folks. Mercury in Aries is upon us. Hold onto your horoscopes, it's going to be a wild ride!
Venus is in Pisces
Venus is prograde at 01 Pis 40' 33", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 232628565km away and receding.
Venus Is In Pisces
Well, Well, Venus In Pisces - A Cosmic Love Fest!
Hey there, stargazers! Get your romance novels and melodramatic movies ready because Venus just checked into Pisces, and she's brought a suitcase full of dreamy love vibes. We're talking heart-shaped clouds, unicorns dancing on rainbows, and enough cosmic enchantment to make even the most cynical among us believe in fairy tales. Yes, folks, it's that time of the year when we all become hopeless romantics, hopelessly in love with... well, love.
But wait! Before you start composing sonnets or posting those overly sentimental Facebook statuses (you know who you are), let me give you a nerd alert. Venus in Pisces tends to make us see the world through rose-colored glasses, or in this case, telescope lenses smeared with stardust. It can fog up our judgment faster than a steamy hot shower on a cold day. So, unless you've thoroughly vetted your love interest for any signs of being an intergalactic villain, hold off on the major commitments. You don't want to discover you've fallen for an illusion after you've already changed your relationship status, right?
On the flip side, if you've been nitpicking your partner's flaws like an overzealous grammar nazi, this cosmic event may help you appreciate their quirks instead. The combination of Venus's enchanting vibes and Pisces's compassionate spirit can turn annoyances into endearments. Like how they snore in a rhythm that sounds suspiciously like your favorite song, or how they always manage to leave one sock behind in the laundry – adorable, right? Letting go of control might just allow you to experience love in its raw, unedited, and purest form.
Venus in Pisces also has some financial advice for us. It's time to tap into that creative, imaginative side of yours and consider how you might turn it into a cash cow. But remember, this transit is less about 'show me the money' and more about 'show me the love'. So, consider doing something charitable with your gifts, like donating your world-famous hand-knit scarves to those in need or teaching free coding classes online. After all, nothing screams 'I love you, universe' louder than giving back.
So buckle up, space cadets! It's going to be a fascinating journey
Mars is in Aquarius
Mars is prograde at 22 Aqu 26' 05", moving at 0.78 degrees per day, and is 323508336km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Aquarius
Mars in Aquarius: The Rebel in the Stars
Attention, star gazers and cosmic voyagers! Our galactic neighbor, Mars, has decided to crash Aquarius' pad for a while. Now, you might be wondering, "What's the interstellar significance of this?" Well, buckle up your asteroid belts, because we're in for a wild ride.
Mars, the celestial equivalent of a caffeine-fueled superhero, is currently shacking up with Aquarius, the zodiac's resident mad scientist. Imagine if Batman decided to crash at Tesla's lab for a sleepover - you get the gist.
With Mars in Aquarius, it's time to whip out those lightsabers of intellect, my friends. This isn't just about thinking outside the box - it's about kicking that box into a black hole and inventing an entirely new geometric shape. A dodecahedron, perhaps? Or maybe a tesseract if we're feeling extra dimensional.
As Aquarius hosts this Martian soiree, societal injustices become as glaring as a supernova in our face. Aquarius, the zodiac's own version of a cosmic social worker, finds its humanitarian instincts supercharged by Mars' warrior spirit. Imagine the possibilities when an activist gets a power up from a Red Planet. It's a cosmic call to arms, folks!
While Mars is busy doing the interstellar cha-cha with Aquarius, traditional rules might feel as outdated as a dial-up modem. Who needs tradition when you've got Mars in Aquarius, the cosmic equivalent of a punk rock band with a PhD in quantum physics? It's high time we embraced our inner rebels, chucked convention into a wormhole, and charted our own course through the cosmos.
So, space cadets, while Mars is moonwalking through Aquarius, let's make like a UFO and break free from the norm. Remember, in the cosmic dance of the universe, it's not just about stepping on the right star - it's about creating your own constellation.
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 13 Tau 32' 18", moving at 0.19 degrees per day, and is 833986473km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Hello stargazers and universe surfers! Like a cosmic DJ, I'm here to drop the planetary beats that make up the rhythm of your life. Grab your telescopes and let's trip the light fantastic! Now, imagine Jupiter as that eccentric uncle who shows up uninvited to family functions. He's jovial, expansive, and always has a story to tell about his latest adventures. And Taurus? Well, Taurus is that comfortable recliner you've been eyeing all day, promising stability and relaxation. So what happens when Uncle Jupiter decides to plop himself down in the plush seat of Taurus? A cosmic sitcom, my friends! You see, Jupiter in Taurus is like trying to fit a planet-sized philosopher into a comfy but stubborn armchair. The result? Well, there's going to be some squeezing, some readjusting, and lots of 'I'm too old for this' grumbling. But once settled, oh boy, the wisdom starts flowing like a never-ending Netflix binge. Jupiter urges us to expand, grow, think deep thoughts, and reach out to the cosmos. But Taurus, the comfy chair, insists we slow down, relax, and appreciate the tangible world around us. It's like a cosmic tug-of-war between the thrill of intellectual expansion and the comfort of sensual pleasure. So, get ready for an epic face-off between your desire to explore the farthest reaches of the universe and your temptation to just stay in and order pizza. Remember, patience is key here, or you might end up with a burnt pizza and an unresolved quantum physics equation. And, when it comes to finances, this combo is like winning the celestial lottery. Jupiter, the cosmic Santa, may just surprise you with a bounty of prosperity while Taurus, the financial advisor, helps you invest wisely. But beware of overindulgence. It's easy to mistake your wants as needs when Jupiter's in Taurus. So, folks, it's time to buckle up and ride this cosmic wave. Remember, the universe has a funny way of making things work out. So, trust the process, enjoy the journey, and don't forget to laugh along the way!Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 11 Pis 24' 17", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1598880146km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Beam Me Up, Saturn!
Hold on to your space helmets, folks! Saturn's jetted off to Pisces and it's about to get as trippy as a Pink Floyd album cover. That's right, the taskmaster of the cosmos and the dreamy fish are teaming up, and it’s going to be one heck of a cosmic ride. It's like putting Sheldon Cooper in a drum circle - a bit awkward at first, but boy is it going to make some waves.
This cosmic combo is all about turning dreams into reality, so dust off that half-finished novel or that business idea you scribbled on a napkin. This is your chance to get your act together, and I don't mean just alphabetizing your comic book collection. Saturn in Pisces is going to help you chart a course from Neverland to Realityville, so buckle up.
But let's be real, this isn't going to be all unicorn rides and rainbow bridges. Saturn's gonna poke and prod at those dreams of yours like a curious alien with a new specimen. You might feel like slamming the door in its face, but remember - this celestial dad isn't trying to ruin your fun, he's just making sure you've done your homework before the big test.
And with all this cerebral activity going on, you'll probably have more dreams than a sci-fi convention. Try to stay chill - meditate, take a nature walk (just watch out for any unidentified flying objects), and make sure you get some decent shut-eye. If you're feeling adventurous, why not try a little lucid dreaming? Just remember to keep a dream journal handy. Who knows, you might just decode the secrets of the universe while you're snoozing!
So grab your telescope, your dream catcher, and a solid plan - it's time to shoot for the stars. Just remember, in the words of Carl Sagan, "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." Saturn in Pisces is here to help you find it.
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 19 Tau 58' 59", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 3011140056km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Great Scott! Uranus has parked its celestial DeLorean in the zodiac sign of Taurus, and if you thought that's like inviting a mad scientist to a tea party, you'd be spot on. Taurus, you see, likes its Earl Grey hot and its crumpets buttered just so. Change? "Where we're going, we don't need change," says Taurus. But Uranus, that cosmic Doc Brown, is all about shaking things up. Now, Taurus is the Bill Gates of the zodiac, looking after our pennies and pounds. So, with Uranus in Taurus, prepare for some 'flux capacitor' level disruptions to our financial systems. We're talking new forms of currency (Quantum coin, anyone?), radical changes to banking (ATMs might just become TARDISes), and a housing and stock market shake-up that'll make the 2008 crash look like a speed bump. On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like a cosmic KonMari session. It’s here to help us declutter our wallets from the chains of debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, and mortgages. And let's not forget our hoards of material possessions; it's time to question if they truly spark joy or if they're just weighing us down. So, hold onto your hoverboards folks, because resisting this transit is about as useful as a chocolate teapot. The changes brought by Uranus are not only inevitable but will also transport us to a brighter financial future, much like hitting 88mph in a time-travelling DeLorean. So buckle up, because with Uranus in Taurus, where we're going, we definitely need change!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 11' 59", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4621551033km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune's Piscean Pool Party
Alright my stargazing nerds, let's talk about Neptune's cosmic shindig in Pisces. Now, it might seem that Neptune is just hanging out in Pisces for the fun of it, but the reality is much deeper, like, Mariana Trench deep. This is like Spock at a Vulcan meditation retreat — serious stuff, folks!
Neptune and Pisces together are like peanut butter and jelly—different, but when combined, they create something out of this world! It’s like the universe's way of giving us a pair of spiritual glasses, which lets us see past the mundane and into the magical. Suddenly, arguing about whether Star Wars is better than Star Trek seems so... trivial (though we all know the answer).
This celestial event is like a cosmic wake-up call asking you, "Hey, what can you bring to the table? Or rather, the galaxy?" We've all got something to offer. Maybe you've got a knack for making people laugh, or perhaps you're the next Einstein. With Neptune in Pisces, it's time to dive into your emotional depths and pull out those unique gifts.
Feel like exploring the spiritual side of things? Go ahead! It's as good a time as any to learn about chakras, astral projection, or even how to talk to plants (they're great listeners). And if you want to build an altar to your favorite sci-fi characters, have at it! Spock approves.
And remember, while Neptune is throwing its Piscean pool party, it's the perfect time to share your spiritual discoveries with others. As the saying goes, sharing is caring, and when it comes to the universe, we're all in this together. So, grab your snorkel and flippers, my friends. It's time to dive into the cosmic waters of Neptune in Pisces.
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 30' 57", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5322517636km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto Takes a Dip in Aquarius
Okay folks, here's the deal. Pluto, our beloved celestial underdog (you know, the one that can’t decide if it wants to be a planet or not), has decided to take a little cosmic vacation in the sign of Aquarius. Now, don’t start panicking, this isn't like when your in-laws announce they're coming for a ‘short visit’ and you find yourself questioning your life choices. This is a BIG deal, and not just because we're talking about distances that make your daily commute look like a casual stroll to the fridge.
Picture this: you’ve got Pluto, the cosmic equivalent of a reality TV show host, notorious for drama, transformation, and complete overhauls. It's all about getting rid of the old and bringing in the new. Think extreme home makeover but for your soul. Then, you have Aquarius, the Elon Musk of the zodiac signs, always pushing for progress, innovation, and shocks that make your hair stand on end. Literally.
So, what happens when you mix these two together? Well, let's just say that we might as well strap ourselves in for a ride on the Starship Enterprise. We’re talking next-level changes in science, technology, and space travel (beam me up, Scotty!). But, hold onto your crystals, it's not just about gadgets and gizmos. We're also looking at some serious shake-ups in civil rights and humanitarian efforts. Oh, and governments might just learn to play nice for once (fingers crossed).
On a personal level, this cosmic combo is like a friendly planetary nudge (or shove) to shift our focus from "me" to "we." Instead of asking what’s in it for us, we’re encouraged to consider what’s in it for all of us. I mean, who knew Pluto had such hippie vibes?
In conclusion, while Pluto is busy doing the backstroke in Aquarius, it's time for us to embrace change like a long-lost friend and answer the cosmic call. Let's boldly go where no man, woman, or astrologer has gone before. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to tune my telescope. Peace out!
Current Planetary Aspects
| Planet | Position |
|---|---|
| Sun | 23 Pis 09' 52" |
| Moon | 03 Tau 33' 40" |
| Mercury | 05 Ari 52' 01" |
| Venus | 01 Pis 40' 33" |
| Mars | 22 Aqu 26' 05" |
| Jupiter | 13 Tau 32' 18" |
| Saturn | 11 Pis 24' 17" |
| Uranus | 19 Tau 58' 59" |
| Neptune | 27 Pis 11' 59" |
| Pluto | 01 Aqu 30' 57" |
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Sextile Uranus
Today is a good day to pour your creativity and self-expression into coming up with new ways of doing things. Positive surprises are likely today as your aura is ready for the new and unusual. By going off the beaten pathway, you may open up many possibilities for further spiritual and personal growth. You feel free today from all restrictions and you want to fly like the eagle, unbounded by any restraints. Soar high and don't limit yourself.It is easy and natural for those born under a harmonious aspect between the Sun and Uranus to embrace new ways of doing things, to stick up for the underdog, and to express themselves in unique and inspiring ways. These people don’t have to try to stand out as unique–they are original, creative, and progressive without trying. Although these people question rules and traditions if they don’t seem to make sense to them, they don’t view them as threatening their personal sense of freedom.These individuals are far from pretentious. They value honesty and truth, and they avoid putting on airs. They believe in the equality of people, and easily relate to people from all walks of life. There is an unmistakable enthusiasm about life, and generally the life is interesting because the natives invite unusual or adventurous experiences into their lives. They are generally appreciated by others because they are open-minded, fair, and not judgmental. Nothing really seems to faze them! They take things in stride, and are rarely shocked or taken aback by human behavior. If you are holding onto something that you keep to yourself for fear that if you talk about it, someone will think you’re strange, you can safely turn to a Sun-Uranus person. They probably won’t blink, and they’ll make you feel quite alright about it.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon their intuitive faculties when needed, and those with the trine between the Sun and Uranus have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Some Famous People with Sun in Harmonious Aspect to Uranus: Sextiles – Gregory Peck, Paula Abdul, Kirk Douglas, Tiger Woods, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dr. Phil McGraw, Gene Simmons. Isaac Newton, Paula Abdul; Trines – Nicolas Cage, Anne Heche, Harry Hamlin, Dick Clark, Drew Barrymore, Muhammad Ali, Farrah Fawcett.Sun Conjunct Neptune
You may feel a need to identify with others, to really understand them, and get closer to them sympathetically. At the same time, you may feel a need to escape from the trials of the world and get into a world of your own. Escaping like this is okay as long as it is done in a positive way, say, through meditation. Escaping by means of alcohol or drugs could be dangerous. Even though you may be tempted, do not give in to a desire to avoid all duty and responsibility today. Do not run away. Face things squarely. Be on guard for trickery.