By The Chip Witch on Friday, 15 September 2023
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 15 September, 2023

RETROGRADE REPORT for
15 September, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 6 planets in retrograde:

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Stellar Shenanigans: Your Galactic Guide to the Planetary Retrograde

Greetings, cosmic cadets! It's time to navigate the interstellar labyrinth of planetary logistics. Buckle up, it's going to be a warp-speed ride through the celestial seas!

Mercury in Virgo: look at Mercury, playing hide-and-seek in the wheat fields of Virgo. Is it trying to organize a picnic or just alphabetize the grocery list? Either way, communication seems to have taken a vacation. Emails are going into the quantum void, text messages have declared mutiny, and your autocorrect has developed a sense of humor bordering on the surreal. #MercuryRetrograde #VirgoVagaries

Venus in Leo: Venus, our cosmic diva, is strutting her stuff in the limelight of Leo. She's commanding attention and turning heads, but beware, her flirtatious winks might cause a few intergalactic catfights. Keep your love life on a leash or you might find yourself starring in a soap opera set in a parallel universe. #VenusInLeo #LoveDrama

Mars in Libra: Mars, the warrior planet, is trying to balance the scales in Libra. It's like Spock attempting a career in diplomacy - logical, but hilariously out of character. Expect heated debates on the merits of pineapple on pizza and a burning desire to organize your sock drawer. #MarsInLibra #PassionatePeace

Jupiter in Taurus: Jupiter, the cosmic Santa Claus, is lounging in the luxury-loving lap of Taurus. Expect an uptick in impulsive online shopping for exotic houseplants and limited-edition Star Trek memorabilia. Just remember, your bank account might not be as expansive as the universe! #JupiterInTaurus #FinancialRealityCheck

Saturn in Pisces: Saturn, our resident taskmaster, is floating in the dreamy waters of Pisces. Time seems to have taken a detour, and your to-do list might resemble a Dali painting. Try not to mistake your alarm clock for a philosophical debate. #SaturnInPisces #TimeW

The Moon

The moon is currently in Virgo, at 24 degrees, 08' 47", at a velocity of 11.96 degrees per day.

The New moon is currently 0.2 days old. It is 403082.81 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters suggested transient influence coupled with a CH HSS. Total magnetic field strength ranged from 2-11 nT. A period of sustained Bz south was observed between 14/1630-1800 UTC, and reached as far south as -10 nT. Solar wind speeds steadily increased from ~400 km/s to over 500 km/s late in the period. Phi transitioned from mostly positive to mostly negative after 14/0815 UTC.

There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 25% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
In Retrograde at 08 Vir 01' 52"
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Virgo.Mercury is in Virgo Rulership: Retrograde effects are enhanced!

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Leo.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Libra.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
In Retrograde at 15 Tau 23' 28"
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
In Retrograde at 02 Pis 26' 49"
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 22 Tau 57' 13"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
In Retrograde at 26 Pis 23' 18"
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.Neptune is in Pisces Rulership: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
In Retrograde at 28 Cap 02' 44"
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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