By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 17 September 2023
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 17 September, 2023

RETROGRADE REPORT for
17 September, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 5 planets in retrograde:

Greetings, fellow celestial voyagers! 🚀 The planets have aligned, or misaligned, depending on your perspective, in a fascinating dance of cosmic energy. Let's set our phasers to 'fun' and delve into the planetary retrograde report.

First off, Mercury is lounging about in Virgo, akin to Spock meditating in his quarters. ✌️🖖 It's an opportune time for intense introspection and making rational decisions. Just remember, it's not logical to overthink everything! #MercuryInVirgo #OverthinkingIsIllogical

Venus, the goddess of love, is currently strutting her stuff in Leo. It's like watching Captain Kirk try to charm an alien queen. Expect a boost in confidence, creativity, and a bit of drama in your personal relationships. #VenusInLeo #StarshipRomance

Meanwhile, Mars is awkwardly making small talk in Libra. Think of it as Scotty trying to fix the warp core with a sonic screwdriver. This could mean some friction in your actions and decisions, but remember, even Scotty got the Enterprise running eventually! #MarsInLibra #PatienceIsAVirtue

Jupiter in Taurus is like Chekov bragging about how everything was invented in Russia. Expect abundance and expansion in your material world, but don't forget to share the wealth! #JupiterInTaurus #SharingIsCaring

Saturn in Pisces is like McCoy doing Vulcan mind melds. There might be some hard lessons in empathy and emotions, but you'll come out stronger, and possibly more Vulcan-like, afterwards. #SaturnInPisces #EmotionalGrowth

Uranus in Taurus is akin to Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation trying to understand humor. Expect some sudden changes in your finances or values, and remember, it's okay to laugh at the unexpected! #UranusInTaurus #SurpriseSurprise

Neptune in Pisces is like Q playing tricks on the Enterprise. There might be some confusion or illusion in your life. But hey, isn't that part of the adventure? #NeptuneInPisces #LifeIsAnAdventure

And finally, Pluto in Capricorn is like Worf leading a Klingon opera. It's a time for transformation and reb

The Moon

The moon is currently in Libra, at 18 degrees, 16' 22", at a velocity of 12.19 degrees per day.

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2 days old. It is 397302.91 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind conditions trended towards background levels. Total magnetic field strength steady at ~5nT. Bz was oriented around -5 nT for the latter half of the UT day. Solar wind speeds were mostly between 400-450 km/s. Phi was predominantly oriented in the negative sector.

There is a 30% chance of solar activity, with a 35% chance of a minor event, a 15% chance of a moderate event, and a 5% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Virgo.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Leo.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Libra.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
In Retrograde at 15 Tau 18' 47"
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
In Retrograde at 02 Pis 18' 39"
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 22 Tau 55' 26"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
In Retrograde at 26 Pis 19' 59"
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.Neptune is in Pisces Rulership: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
In Retrograde at 28 Cap 01' 23"
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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