There are currently 5 planets in retrograde:
Astrology with a Twist of Humor
Because the universe doesn't always take itself seriously, why should we?
Planetary Retrograde Report
Alright folks, buckle up! We're about to take a wild ride through the celestial roller coaster.
Let's kick off this party with some Mercury in Virgo action. Picture Mercury as the ultimate nerd at the school of universe, always on time, always organized. But in Virgo? It's like Sheldon from Big Bang Theory decided to organize your sock drawer. Everything is detailed, scrutinized and analyzed. So, expect a lot of "Actually..." moments in your conversations.
Venus in Leo now, huh? Imagine Venus as the love child of Rihanna and Liberace - it's all about that drama, baby! In Leo, it's hosting its own reality TV show. So, be ready for some grand gestures, but remember, keep it classy, not trashy!
Mars in Libra is like a bodybuilder trying to do ballet - all power, no finesse. It's gonna feel awkward, but hey, who are we to judge? Embrace the awkwardness, it's the new sexy!
Jupiter in Taurus is basically Santa Claus on a diet - it wants to give you all the gifts, but also wants you to work for it. So, go ahead, make that wish list, but remember, no pain no gain!
Saturn in Pisces is like Spock at a poetry slam - it's all logical, but in a weird, dreamy way. Expect some deep life lessons hidden in riddles. It's like Yoda decided to teach your algebra class - confusing but enlightening!
Uranus in Taurus is like the Mad Hatter threw a tea party at Wall Street. Expect some sudden changes in your material world, but hey, at least it won't be boring!
Neptune in Pisces is like Bob Ross painting your dreams. It's all beautiful and mystical, but you might not have a clue what's going on. Just go with the flow and enjoy the ride!
And finally, Pluto in Capricorn is like Darth Vader
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