By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 29 November 2023
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 29 November, 2023

RETROGRADE REPORT for
29 November, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:

Greetings, fellow celestial enthusiasts! Let us commence our cosmic journey with a Spock-esque eyebrow raise to the planetary alignment. 🖖 #LogicalAstrology

Mercury, that mischievous little prankster, is currently in Sagittarius. This predicament is akin to Scotty trying to install a new warp core while blindfolded and on roller skates. Expect communication to be as smooth as a Tribble's fur... after it's been through a windstorm. #MercuryInSagittarius #BeamMeUpScotty

Venus, our cosmic sweetheart, is cozied up in Libra's balanced scales. It's like she's sipping Earl Grey tea with Picard in the Captain's ready room. Love and harmony vibes will be stronger than a Vulcan nerve pinch. #VenusInLibra #MakeItSo

Mars, the celestial warrior, is also hanging out in Sagittarius. This is as if Worf decided to take a vacation and ended up at a Klingon opera. Expect your drive to have the subtlety of a phaser set to stun. #MarsInSagittarius #KlingonKaraoke

Jupiter is lounging in Taurus, creating a situation that's like if Quark suddenly found himself the caretaker of a Ferengi charity. Expect opportunities for growth, but you'll need the patience of a Cardassian at an interstellar peace conference. #JupiterInTaurus #RuleOfAcquisition

Saturn is contemplating life in Pisces, much like Data trying to understand human emotions. It's time to embrace change, even if it feels as comfortable as Kirk in a Romulan uniform. #SaturnInPisces #FullyFunctional

Uranus in Taurus is about as predictable as a game of 3D chess with Q. Expect the unexpected, and remember, resistance is futile. #UranusInTaurus #QContinuum

Neptune is washing up on Pisces' shores, creating an atmosphere that's like seeing the universe through Guinan's eyes. Dreams and intuition will flow like synthale at Ten Forward. #NeptuneInPisces #WhoopiVision

Lastly, Pluto is standing firm in Capricorn, a situation that could be likened to Odo holding Deep Space Nine together during a

The Moon

The moon is currently in Gemini, at 29 degrees, 31' 36", at a velocity of 12.96 degrees per day.

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.6 days old. It is 391778.86 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters were at near nominal levels. Total field ranged 4-5 nT, the Bz component was +/- 4 nT, and solar wind speeds averaged at or just under 450 km/s. Phi was predominantly positive.

There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 15% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Sagittarius.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Libra.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Sagittarius.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
In Retrograde at 07 Tau 16' 41"
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 20 Tau 25' 42"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
In Retrograde at 24 Pis 54' 12"
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.Neptune is in Pisces Rulership: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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