There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:
Data's Galactic Guide to the Cosmos
Hello, fellow stargazers! It seems you've discovered a wormhole into another dimension of astrological hilarity. Buckle your seatbelts, set phasers to "funny," and proceed at warp speed.
Mercury in Capricorn: Mercury, our cosmic messenger, has decided to vacation in the realm of the serious-minded Capricorn. Imagine Spock at a stand-up comedy club - a little out of place, perhaps, but ready for logical adventures nonetheless. Hold on to your tricorders, as this might mean a lot of "fascinating" facts thrown your way with a side of dry, Vulcan humor. #MercuryInCapricorn
Venus in Libra: Love goddess Venus in her home sign of Libra is like Wesley Crusher finding himself in charge of the Enterprise. Exciting, but a little overwhelming. Expect a few red alerts in your love life. But don't worry, just remember: shields up! #VenusInLibra
Mars in Sagittarius: Mars, our cosmic warrior, in expansive Sagittarius? That’s like Worf taking a yoga class. Unexpected, exhilarating and full of Klingon grunts. Brace yourself for some intense philosophical debates... and maybe some surprise yoga poses. #MarsInSagittarius
Jupiter in Taurus: With Jupiter in Taurus, it's like Scotty has been given unlimited dilithium crystals. There's potential for growth and abundance, but be warned – there's always a risk of overload if you push those engines too hard! #JupiterInTaurus
Saturn in Pisces: With Saturn in the dreamy waters of Pisces, it's as if the Borg Collective has taken up meditation. You might find yourself striving for perfection in your dreams. But remember, resistance is not futile when it comes to setting realistic goals! #SaturnInPisces
Uranus in Taurus: Uranus in Taurus is like Data attempting to understand human humor. It might be a bit awkward at first, but the potential for radical growth and transformation is there. So keep those "knock knock" jokes coming; breakthroughs are on the
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