By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 05 December 2023
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 5 December, 2023

RETROGRADE REPORT for
5 December, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:

Your Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy-inspired Horoscope

Good morning, afternoon, or evening (depending on where you’re orbiting). There's a bit of a planetary hoedown happening and you're all invited! You don't need a towel for this one, just buckle up, because it's going to be more bumpy than the Heart of Gold with a faulty Infinite Improbability Drive. #HitchhikersHoroscope

Mercury is in Capricorn, which usually means it's time to get serious about your communication. But remember, we're in a universe where planets think they're people and people think they're star dust. So, don't sweat it if you accidentally say "Babel fish" instead of "Apple pie". #MercurialMistakes

Venus, the celestial disco ball, is strutting her stuff in Scorpio. Prepare for some intense emotional connections, or at least some really good chocolate. Might be a good time to start practicing saying, "I love you," to your petunias. #VenusInScorpio

Mars is currently in Sagittarius, which could mean it’s time to explore new worlds, seek out new life and new civilizations, boldly go... wait, wrong franchise. Just remember, wherever your adventures take you, avoid any planet described as 'mostly harmless'. #MarsInSag

Jupiter is lounging in Taurus and sending out vibes of expansion and growth, especially in the areas of comfort food and sofa sitting. In other words, the universe is giving you permission to have that second piece of fairy cake. #JupiterInTaurus

Saturn is in Pisces, bringing lessons and structure to our dreams. But if those dreams involve a herd of wild mattresses bounding through the marshes, you might need to have a word with your subconscious. #SaturnInPisces

Uranus is also in Taurus, stirring up change and unpredictability in our material world. So, if your electronic thumb stops working, don't panic! Just thumb a ride on the next passing Vogon constructor fleet...or maybe not. #UranusInTaurus

Neptune is in Pisces, enhancing our intuition and spiritual connection. Or making us think we can talk to mice about the meaning

The Moon

The moon is currently in Virgo, at 12 degrees, 54' 32", at a velocity of 11.83 degrees per day.

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.1 days old. It is 405372.31 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind speed began the period near 525 km/s before gradually increasing to peak just over 580 km/s. Total field increased from near 5 nT to ~15 nT by the end of the period. Bz fluctuated between +/- 9 nT, remaining in an overall positive sector the latter half of the period. Phi angle was in a predominately negative orientation.

There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 30% chance of a minor event, a 10% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Capricorn.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Scorpio.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Sagittarius.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
In Retrograde at 06 Tau 43' 02"
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 20 Tau 11' 52"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
In Retrograde at 24 Pis 53' 19"
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.Neptune is in Pisces Rulership: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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