By The Chip Witch on Friday, 08 December 2023
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 8 December, 2023

RETROGRADE REPORT for
8 December, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:

Your Galactic Forecast

Greetings, star children! It appears we're in a celestial traffic jam of sorts. Mercury is hanging out in the boardroom that is Capricorn, probably scribbling some cosmic memos or arguing about the thermostat settings. Pray it doesn't send any interstellar emails in haste!

Meanwhile, Venus is doing its best femme fatale impression in the passionate depths of Scorpio. If you feel your heart palpitating more than usual, blame it on the love planet's sultry salsa dance.

Mars, our fiery friend, is off on a Sagittarian safari, probably wrestling with existential questions or debating the best way to roast marshmallows over a campfire. Adventure is out there, folks!

Jupiter's taken up residence in Taurus, growing some cosmic cucumbers and maybe even a money tree. Fingers crossed they're not GMOs!

Saturn seems to be having a Piscean pool party, simultaneously trying to enforce pool rules while contemplating the meaning of bubbles. Deep stuff, my friends.

Uranus is bunking with Jupiter in Taurus, perhaps starting an interplanetary compost heap or debating the merits of organic versus conventional farming.

Neptune, too, seems to be floating about in Pisces, undoubtedly composing some haunting sea shanty or pondering the plight of mermaids. Stick a shell to your ear, you might just hear its tune.

Lastly, Pluto's keeping Mercury company in Capricorn. I imagine they're playing chess and discussing the latest episode of "Keeping Up with the Kuiper Belt." Ah, the drama!

So there you have it, folks. The cosmos is a swirling pot of planetary soup. Get out there and slurp up some stardust! And remember, we're all just spinning on this beautiful blue marble together.

#RetrogradeRendezvous #CosmicComedy #PlanetaryParty

The Moon

The moon is currently in Libra, at 18 degrees, 51' 36", at a velocity of 12.27 degrees per day.

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.8 days old. It is 399505.75 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind speed continued to decrease from approximately 565 km/s to near 480 km/s. Total field ranged from 1-5 nT while the Bz component was between +3/-2 nT. Phi angle was mostly negative.

There is a 10% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Capricorn.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Scorpio.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Sagittarius.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
In Retrograde at 06 Tau 28' 28"
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 20 Tau 05' 15"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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