By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 09 December 2023
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 9 December, 2023

RETROGRADE REPORT for
9 December, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:

Good day, fellow celestial enthusiasts! It seems we have quite the cosmic conundrum on our hands today. Let's buckle up and dive into this galactic soup, shall we? #AstrologyHumor

Mercury, that swift-footed messenger of the gods, is currently lounging in the practical, goal-oriented realms of Capricorn. This could mean a focus on structure and order, but be careful not to become as rigid as C3PO's metallic joints, my friends! #MercuryInCapricorn

Venus, the goddess of love and beauty, is sashaying through the intense depths of Scorpio. Matters of the heart might feel as deep and mysterious as the Dark Side of the Force. But remember, love is like a lightsaber - it can cut through anything. #VenusInScorpio

Mars, the warrior planet, is galloping through the spirited fires of Sagittarius. Just like Han Solo, you might feel the urge to shoot first and ask questions later. Be sure to aim your enthusiasm wisely, lest you find yourself in the Sarlacc pit of regret. #MarsInSagittarius

Jupiter, the planet of luck and expansion, is rolling around in the lush fields of Taurus. This might bring about growth and prosperity akin to Yoda's wisdom. Yet, don't get too comfortable in your Dagobah hut, there's a whole galaxy out there waiting to be explored! #JupiterInTaurus

Saturn, the taskmaster, is swimming in the dreamy seas of Pisces. This could instill a sense of discipline in your dreams, like Luke enduring his Jedi training. But tread lightly, for fear is the path to the Dark Side. #SaturnInPisces

Uranus, the planet of rebellion, is also hanging out in Taurus, shaking things up like a Wookiee at a droid repair shop. Expect the unexpected, and may the Force be with you during these turbulent times. #UranusInTaurus

Neptune, the planet of illusion, is also in Pisces. This could cause reality to feel as elusive as a hologram of Princess Leia. But fret not, just stay grounded and remember - this isn't Tatooine, it's just another day in the universe! #NeptuneInP

The Moon

The moon is currently in Scorpio, at 01 degrees, 16' 30", at a velocity of 12.57 degrees per day.

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.8 days old. It is 395851.22 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters continued to decline. Solar wind speed decreased from approximately 485 km/s to near 425 km/s. Total field ranged from 1-4 nT while the Bz component was between +/-3 nT. Phi angle was mostly negative.

There is a 10% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Capricorn.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Scorpio.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Sagittarius.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
In Retrograde at 06 Tau 23' 57"
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 20 Tau 03' 05"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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