By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 12 December 2023
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 12 December, 2023

RETROGRADE REPORT for
12 December, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:

🪐 Planetary Retrograde Report 🚀

Well, smegheads! In the cosmic game of musical chairs, Mercury is doing the Macarena in Capricorn. So, what does this mean? Communication might feel as tricky as trying to explain the offside rule to Rimmer. Use small words, avoid technical jargon and maybe consider a game of charades instead. #MercuryInCapricorn #MacarenaMadness

Now, Venus – the love guru of our celestial neighborhood – is sulking in Scorpio. Reckon she's a bit miffed about not being the center of the universe. Expect relationships to be as exciting as a game of zero-gravity Twister. But remember, it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye (or a heart). #VenusInScorpio #ZeroGravityTwister

Mars in Sagittarius? Now, that's like a curry vindaloo in your horoscope. Expect to feel energetic, adventurous, and maybe a bit burny around the edges. Perfect time to try that new quantum physics workout you've been avoiding! #MarsInSagittarius #CurryVindalooEnergy

Ah, Jupiter in Taurus – like a cat who's found the cream. Time to sit back, relax, and maybe contemplate the mysteries of the universe. Like why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Deep stuff. #JupiterInTaurus #CosmicConundrum

Saturn in Pisces is like a fish out of water, metaphorically and literally. Keep your feet on the ground, and remember, it's okay to be a little bit weird. Embrace the chaos! #SaturnInPisces #EmbraceTheChaos

Uranus is hanging out in Taurus, shaking up the ground beneath our feet. Expect the unexpected, like finding out that your toaster has been plotting against you all along. #UranusInTaurus #ApplianceRebellion

Neptune in Pisces is like double-dipping in the cosmic salsa. Expect to feel extra intuitive and connected to the universe. Yes, even the bits that are light-years away

The Moon

The moon is currently in Sagittarius, at 10 degrees, 36' 45", at a velocity of 13.66 degrees per day.

The New moon is currently 28.8 days old. It is 382014.97 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters were at mostly nominal levels. Solar wind speed, as measured by the ACE spacecraft, was just at or below 350 km/s. Total field ranged 1-5 nT, and the BZ component was primarily near neutral or northward. Phi was predominantly in a negative solar sector. .Forecast... Weak enhancement due to positive polarity CH HSS influence is expected on 12 Dec, lasting throughout the forecast period.

There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Capricorn.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Scorpio.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Sagittarius.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
In Retrograde at 06 Tau 11' 34"
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 19 Tau 56' 47"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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