By The Chip Witch on Friday, 15 December 2023
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 15 December, 2023

RETROGRADE REPORT for
15 December, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:

Your Interstellar Weather Report

Well, cosmic cadets, we're in a bit of a planetary pickle! Mercury, that cheeky messenger, finds itself in the land of Capricorn. If you’re feeling more stubborn than a Dalek refusing to climb the stairs, or as focused as the Doctor aiming his sonic screwdriver, blame it on Mercury. Just remember, even when the universe plays tricks, persistence pays off! #MercuryInCapricorn #StubbornAsADalek

Meanwhile, Venus, our lovely lady of love, is getting mysterious in Scorpio. If you're feeling more secretive than the Silence, that's our gal Venus stirring things up. Just try not to wipe anyone's memory in the process. We're all about love and peace here, folks! #VenusInScorpio #SecretsOfTheSilence

And let’s not forget Mars in Sagittarius, making us feel more restless than a Weeping Angel at a staring contest. Embrace the adventure, but remember not to blink. Adventure is worthwhile but don't get caught standing still! #MarsInSagittarius #DontBlink

Jupiter, our big gas giant, is chilling in Taurus, making us feel luckier than the Doctor with a fully charged TARDIS. So go out and take some risks, but remember to stay grounded. You don’t want to end up in an alternate dimension. #JupiterInTaurus #ChargedTardis

Meanwhile, Saturn is in dreamy Pisces. If you find yourself lost in daydreams, or feeling wiser than a Timelord, remember it's all part of the cosmic dance. Just don’t forget to wake up for the important bits! #SaturnInPisces #TimelordWisdom

Uranus in Taurus is shaking things up like a Cyberman at a dance-off. Expect the unexpected and embrace change. You never know, you might just invent the next sonic screwdriver! #UranusInTaurus #CybermanDanceOff

Neptune in Pisces has us all feeling more intuitive than the

The Moon

The moon is currently in Capricorn, at 22 degrees, 51' 22", at a velocity of 14.37 degrees per day.

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.4 days old. It is 369024.66 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters reflected a weakly enhanced solar wind regime following the likely glancing influence from a passing transient feature. Total magnetic field strength peaked at 15 nT near the beginning of the UT day and steadily declined to ~5 nT by the days end. Bz was mostly southward, with a maximum deflection of -14 nT at 14/0115 UTC. Solar wind speeds steadily declined from ~375 km/s to ~300 km/s. .Forecast... Periodic weak enhancements are expected through 17 Dec due to positive polarity CH HSS influence. An additional enhancement is possible by midday on 15 Dec due to weak CME influences from a partial halo event on 11 Dec. A further enhancement is likely by early on 16 Dec due to CME influences from a partial halo event on 12 Dec. Analysis and modeling of the CME associated with R3 (Strong) event is ongoing.

There is a 30% chance of solar activity, with a 40% chance of a minor event, a 10% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
In Retrograde at 08 Cap 08' 25"
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Capricorn.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Scorpio.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Sagittarius.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
In Retrograde at 06 Tau 00' 54"
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 19 Tau 50' 45"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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