By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 16 December 2023
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 16 December, 2023

RETROGRADE REPORT for
16 December, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:

Howdy, star gazers! So, you're interested in planetary retrograde, eh? Well, pull up a beanbag chair and let's chat. But first, grab your 3D glasses. Wait, wrong era... never mind.

Let's start with the messenger of the gods, Mercury, chillin' in Capricorn. This guy's got the speed of Usain Bolt and the mood swings of a teenager. When in retrograde, expect miscommunications, technology snafus and travel delays. But don't fret! Just think of it as a cosmic version of playing broken telephone, but with your life. #MercuryRetrograde

Next, we've got Venus, our lovey-dovey planet, currently in Scorpio. Now, Venus in retrograde is like a romantic comedy, but without the comedy. Expect old flames to reappear, relationship hiccups, and a sudden urge to rethink your wardrobe. So, brace yourself for some emotional turbulence. #VenusRetrograde

Mars, our warrior planet, is vacationing in Sagittarius. When Mars goes retrograde, it's like a superhero without their powers. Tempers may flare, motivation may dwindle, and you might feel like you're running on a hamster wheel. But hey, at least you're getting some exercise! #MarsRetrograde

Jupiter, the big guy, is hanging out in Taurus. Jupiter retrograde is like winning the lottery but losing the ticket. Opportunities may seem to slip through your fingers, but remember, it's just a cosmic joke. You'll get your big break once Jupiter gets its act together. #JupiterRetrograde

Saturn, our taskmaster, is swimming in Pisces. Saturn retrograde is a bit like having your strictest teacher from school back into your life. Expect life lessons and responsibilities to pile up. But hey, who doesn't love a good challenge? #Saturn

The Moon

The moon is currently in Aquarius, at 07 degrees, 15' 26", at a velocity of 14.42 degrees per day.

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.5 days old. It is 366071.13 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters indicated the arrival of a CME beginning at 15/1057 UTC, possibly from a CME that left the Sun on 11 Dec. Total field increased from 4 nT to 11 nT initially. Reached a maximum of 20 nT at 15/1440 UTC and decreased to around 6 nT by the end of the period. The Bz component ranged from +17/-12 nT. Solar wind speed was initially suspect through 15/1056 UTC. Afterwards, it ranged from 370-510 km/s. Phi angle was mostly positive.

There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 30% chance of a minor event, a 30% chance of a moderate event, and a 10% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
In Retrograde at 07 Cap 40' 51"
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Capricorn.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Scorpio.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Sagittarius.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
In Retrograde at 05 Tau 57' 44"
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 19 Tau 48' 48"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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