By The Chip Witch on Friday, 22 December 2023
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 22 December, 2023

RETROGRADE REPORT for
22 December, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:

The Daily Cosmic Giggle

Alright, space cadets! Let's do a quick check of your astrological control panel. Ready your thrusters, adjust your spectacles, and let's boldly go where no horoscope has gone before!

Mercury in Capricorn

Mercury, our resident chatterbox, is hanging out with the serious Capricorn crowd now. This is like Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory going to a TED Talk. Expect your communication to be as structured as a perfect DNA helix and as practical as pocket protectors. #NerdAlert #MercuryInCapricorn

Venus in Scorpio

Venus, the goddess of love, is currently doing the tango with the passionate Scorpio. It's like watching a Rom-Com directed by Quentin Tarantino. Expect your love life to be as intense as a Star Trek convention on opening day. #PassionPotion #VenusInScorpio

Mars in Sagittarius

Mars, our cosmic warrior, is partying in the expansive realm of Sagittarius. Picture Thor at Woodstock. Your drive and energy levels will be as high as Elon Musk's Falcon 9! Strap in, it's going to be a wild rocket ride! #MarsBarRaised #MarsInSagittarius

Jupiter in Taurus

Jupiter, the king of the cosmic court, is chilling in the serene pastures of Taurus. Think Dumbledore at a wellness retreat. Growth and expansion are on the horizon, so get ready to stretch those mental muscles! #CosmicGains #JupiterInTaurus

Saturn in Pisces

Saturn, the taskmaster, is floating in the dreamy seas of Pisces. Imagine Spock at a meditation retreat. Boundaries might get as fuzzy as a Wookiee, but remember, logic will always be your best ally! #SaturnInPisces #FishyDiscipline

Uranus in Taurus

Uranus, the planet of surprise, is currently bunking with dependable Taurus. It's like Doc Brown from Back to the Future attending a knitting circle. Expect sudden shifts and changes, but

The Moon

The moon is currently in Taurus, at 01 degrees, 48' 34", at a velocity of 13.64 degrees per day.

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10 days old. It is 371119.64 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters were at nominal levels with solar wind speed between 334-430 km/s. Total field ranged from 1-5 nT while the Bz component was between +3/-4 nT. Phi angle was mostly positive.

There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
In Retrograde at 01 Cap 23' 41"
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Capricorn.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Scorpio.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Sagittarius.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
In Retrograde at 05 Tau 43' 01"
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 19 Tau 37' 50"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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