By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 23 December 2023
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 23 December, 2023

RETROGRADE REPORT for
23 December, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:

Greetings, celestial enthusiasts! Prepare for a planetary update that's more exciting than finding a new episode of Star Trek on Netflix and as unpredictable as Schrödinger's cat.

With Mercury in Capricorn, you might find your communication style getting as serious and structured as a Vulcan at a logic conference. But hey, who said you can't make a spreadsheet of your feelings? #organizedemotions

Venus in Scorpio is brewing up some intense emotional reactions, similar to when you accidentally pour skim milk into your artisanal, fair-trade coffee. It's not your typical cup of joe, but it's still interesting. #deepfeelings

Feeling adventurous? Blame it on Mars in Sagittarius. You’ll feel like boldly going where no man has gone before, even if it's just to the Yoga class across town. #adventuretime

Now, Jupiter in Taurus is like a hobbit’s unexpected party - it's all about expansion and abundance, and yes, that includes second breakfast. So, go ahead and have that extra gluten-free, vegan donut. You've earned it. #abundance

With Saturn in Pisces, structure meets dreams. It’s like building a sandcastle with blueprints - slightly absurd, but oddly satisfying. #dreambig

Uranus in Taurus is shaking things up like an unsupervised science experiment. Expect surprises, just hopefully not the exploding kind. #shakeitup

Neptune in Pisces is boosting our intuition and empathy levels to Spock-like proportions. Mind-meld, anyone? #empathy

And lastly, Pluto in Capricorn is all about transformation and change. It’s like when your favorite series gets a reboot - it might be different, but hey, it could be the next Doctor Who! #changeisgood

Well, that's all for now stargazers. Remember, the universe is as vast and unpredictable as a quantum superposition. Keep looking up and keep those telescopes handy! #stargazing

The Moon

The moon is currently in Taurus, at 15 degrees, 22' 01", at a velocity of 13.48 degrees per day.

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11 days old. It is 375226.51 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters were at nominal levels with solar wind speeds steady at around 340 km/s. Total field strength varied 2-6 nT and the Bz component ranged +/-4 nT. The phi angle was positive.

There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 20% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
In Retrograde at 00 Cap 00' 57"
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Capricorn.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Scorpio.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Sagittarius.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
In Retrograde at 05 Tau 41' 16"
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 19 Tau 36' 08"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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