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RETROGRADE REPORT for
27 December, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:

"Greetings, fellow space travelers! It's that time again when the celestial shuffleboard game is in full swing. So, buckle up! Here's your intergalactic forecast."

"Mercury, our chatty Cathy of the cosmos, is hanging out in Sagittarius, getting its 'I'm feeling lucky' vibe on. Expect spontaneous bursts of truth - would be great fun if it wasn't for that little detail called collateral damage. But hey, it's all in the name of progress, right? #MercuryInSagittarius #NoFilter"

"Venus, the cosmic goddess of love, is taking a sultry dip in Scorpio's murky waters. She's playing hard to get, stirring up passions and secrets. So folks, get ready for some deep and intense love affairs... with your Netflix account. #VenusInScorpio #BingeWatchingIsRomantic"

"Meanwhile, Mars, the god of war and crossfit enthusiasts, is also chilling in Sagittarius. Brace yourselves for some passionate debates about the nutritional benefits of kale. #MarsInSagittarius #KaleWars"

"Big boss Jupiter is lounging in Taurus, blowing up our desires for comfort and luxury. If you find yourself impulse buying that velvet Elvis painting, don't say I didn't warn you. #JupiterInTaurus #VelvetElvis"

"Saturn, our stern cosmic taskmaster, is relaxing in Pisces. Expect to feel a strong urge to organize your sock drawer... by color, length, and thread count. #SaturnInPisces #SockFengShui"

"Uranus, the rebel of the zodiac, is rocking out in Taurus. Expect sudden cravings for vegan leather and eco-friendly glitter. #UranusInTaurus #EcoPunk"

"Neptune, the dreamy planet, is also making waves in Pisces. Warning: Your dreams may contain more fantasy than a Comic-Con convention. #NeptuneInPisces #ComicConDreams"

"And finally, Pluto, the tiny but mighty, is trekking through Capricorn. Brace yourselves for some intense board game battles. Monopoly,

The Moon
moon

The moon is currently in Cancer, at 07 degrees, 52' 21", at a velocity of 12.73 degrees per day.

The Full moon is currently 15 days old. It is 393664.07 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind speed averaged around 450 km/s, and total field strength varied between 2-7 nT, trending lower throughout the day. Bz was highly variable but did not undergo any notable southward deviations. The phi-angle was mostly positive.

There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 20% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions
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Mercury
 
In Retrograde at 25 Sag 05' 01"
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Sagittarius.Mercury is in Sagittarius Detriment: Retrograde effects are enhanced!

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
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Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Scorpio.
 
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Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Sagittarius.
 
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Jupiter
 
In Retrograde at 05 Tau 36' 24"
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
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Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
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Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 19 Tau 29' 45"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today
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Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
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Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
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