By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 28 December 2023
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 28 December, 2023

RETROGRADE REPORT for
28 December, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:

"Alright folks, gather round! Breaking news from the cosmic grapevine! Our celestial bodies are doing the hokey pokey again. Somebody call NASA, I'm pretty sure the planets forgot how to planet!"

First up, Mercury's hangin' in Sagittarius like a college freshman during finals week. Expect communication to be about as clear as quantum physics explained by a toddler. However, if you can decode the gibberish, you might find some hidden wisdom. Or not. Who knows? #MercuryInSagittarius #LostInTranslation

Venus is lounging in Scorpio like a femme fatale in a film noir. You'll feel intense emotional vibes that might make you do something dramatic, like confess your love on a Jumbotron...or eat an entire pizza by yourself. #VenusInScorpio #DramaQueen

Mars is strutting around Sagittarius like it just solved the Fermat's Last Theorem. Expect to feel a surge of energy that could either be used to run a marathon or binge-watch an entire Netflix series. Choose wisely. #MarsInSagittarius #CouchPotatoOrMarathon

Jupiter's chillin' in Taurus, looking like a old wise man meditating in a mossy forest. Good time to seek growth in the material world. Just don't start hoarding toilet paper again, okay? #JupiterInTaurus #MoneyTrees

Saturn's got its head in the Pisces clouds, making rules and restrictions seem more like suggestions. Feel free to push boundaries but remember, gravity is still a thing. #SaturnInPisces #DontJumpOffRoofs

Uranus in Taurus is shaking things up, like a mad scientist with too much caffeine. Expect unexpected changes, which could be anything from finding a forgotten $20 in your jeans to accidentally inventing a new color. #UranusInTaurus #ChangeIsComing

Neptune's floating in Pisces, making reality seem as malleable as Play-Doh. Dreams might seem more real than your 9-to-5 job, so don't forget to wake up. #NeptuneInPis

The Moon

The moon is currently in Cancer, at 20 degrees, 29' 32", at a velocity of 12.51 degrees per day.

The Full moon is currently 15.9 days old. It is 397589.16 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

The solar wind environment was fairly unremarkable with Bt less than 8 nT and Bz ranging from -5 to 5 nT. Wind speeds were slightly elevated, averaging around 465 km/s. The phi angle was positive.

There is a 30% chance of solar activity, with a 25% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
In Retrograde at 24 Sag 10' 12"
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Sagittarius.Mercury is in Sagittarius Detriment: Retrograde effects are enhanced!

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Scorpio.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Sagittarius.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
In Retrograde at 05 Tau 35' 43"
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 19 Tau 28' 16"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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