There is currently only one planet in retrograde:
Howdy, star gazers! I hope you've got your telescopes polished and space helmets ready because we're about to embark on a cosmic rollercoaster ride! 🚀
First off, Mercury, the cosmic chatterbox, is hanging out in Capricorn. Think Wall-E trying to organize all the trash on Earth. That's you, trying to get your thoughts together! But don't fret, it's just the universe's way of telling you to slow down and prioritize. #MercuryInCapricorn #CosmicChaos
Meanwhile, Venus, the goddess of love, is chillin' in Sagittarius. You may find yourself attracted to things that are a bit...out there. You know, like how Wall-E fell for EVE who's totally from another planet. Embrace your unique tastes during this time! #VenusInSagittarius #LoveIsAlien
Mars, the planet of action, is also hanging out in Capricorn. It's like when Wall-E was determined to save the plant, despite all odds. It's time to take charge, folks. Put on your space boots and get going! #MarsInCapricorn #MissionPossible
Jupiter, the planet of expansion, is lounging in Taurus. Time to expand your horizons, or maybe just your snack stash. Hey, you never know when you'll need an extra supply of Twinkies in space! #JupiterInTaurus #SnackTime
Saturn, the cosmic taskmaster, is in Pisces. This is a time for learning and growing, sort of like when Wall-E learned about friendship and love. It's tough, but hey, no one said being a space robot was easy! #SaturnInPisces #LifeLessons
Uranus, the planet of innovation, is stirring things up in Taurus. Expect some unexpected changes, like when Wall-E accidentally woke up all the humans on the Axiom. But remember, change is exciting! #UranusInTaurus #ChangeIsComing
Neptune, the dreamy planet, is floating in Pisces. Dreams might seem a little more vivid, like when Wall-E daydreamed about holding EVE's hand. Embrace the dreaminess, and who knows, your dreams might just become reality! #NeptuneIn
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