By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 18 January 2024
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 18 January, 2024

RETROGRADE REPORT for
18 January, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There is currently only one planet in retrograde:

Your Nerdy, Hippie, Science-y Horoscope

Alright, fellow space cadets, let's strap in for this cosmic rollercoaster ride! First up, we've got Mercury in Capricorn. Now, if you're feeling like your life is more confusing than trying to understand the plot of 'Inception', don’t panic! It’s just Mercury flipping its vibe on us, turning retrograde. This could mean your communication might be as effective as sending smoke signals in a windstorm. But it’s cool, just remember to double-check your texts before hitting send, okay? #MercuryMadness

Moving on, Venus is chilling in Sagittarius, the zodiac's adventurous archer. If you've recently found yourself developing an odd attraction to people who can't stay in one place (I’m not talking about those irritating fidget spinners), thank Venus for that. This planet of love in Sagittarius might have you swiping right on every travel blogger you come across. #WanderlustLove

Now, Mars is sharing a room with Pluto in Capricorn, which is kind of like putting two toddlers in a playpen and expecting them to share toys. If you're feeling a bit more aggressive than usual, blame these two. Just remember, when dealing with people, you catch more flies with honey than vinegar. Unless you’re planning to rule the world, then carry on. #MarsPlutoMashup

Jupiter is hanging out in Taurus – and we all know how much Taurus loves the finer things in life. So, if you've been feeling an inexplicable desire to splurge on that 24k gold plated pizza cutter, it's Jupiter's fault. #TaurianTemptations

Saturn in Pisces is like a strict teacher trying to supervise a fish tank filled with guppies. If you’re feeling a little more introspective and serious than usual, or maybe even a tad wet behind the ears, it’s just Saturn trying to impose some order on Pisces' dreamy chaos. #SaturnSchoolsPisces

Uranus is twinning with Jupiter in Taurus. Now, Uranus is the rebel of the solar system. So if you suddenly feel like liberating all the lawn gnomes in your neighborhood, don't say I

The Moon

The moon is currently in Aries, at 28 degrees, 45' 14", at a velocity of 13.72 degrees per day.

The First Quarter moon is currently 7.5 days old. It is 369313.82 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Persistent peak tracking errors on DSCOVRs faraday cup instrument continued to make accurate measurements of the solar wind parameters difficult. Solar wind speeds appeared decrease to near 300 km/s, total field strength was between 2-6 nT, and Bz fluctuated slightly between +/-4 nT. Phi angle oscillated between sectors throughout the period.

There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Capricorn.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Sagittarius.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Capricorn.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 19 Tau 07' 27"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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