By The Chip Witch on Monday, 22 January 2024
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 22 January, 2024

RETROGRADE REPORT for
22 January, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There is currently only one planet in retrograde:

Planetary Retrograde - Alien Style Horoscope

Alright, space cadets! Buckle up and grab your proton packs because this planetary retrograde is going to be a wild ride. I'm not saying we're facing an alien invasion, but let's just say even the chestbursters would lay low this week.

Mercury is chilling out in Capricorn, bringing all the practicality and discipline of Ripley in hyper-sleep. Don't be surprised if you find yourself suddenly keen on organizing your collection of vintage Star Trek memorabilia. #MercuryInCapricorn #TrekkieLife

Meanwhile, Venus is gallivanting around Sagittarius like a Xenomorph on the Nostromo. Expect your love life to get as spicy as a bowl of Klingon Gagh. Just remember, no matter how attractive the alien, always check for facehuggers. #VenusInSagittarius #LoveIsAnAlien

Mars is hanging out with Mercury in Capricorn, which means it's time to take action. It's like that moment when you realize you're the last survivor and it's down to you to blow the alien out of the airlock. Just be careful not to get sucked out yourself. #MarsInCapricorn #DontForgetTheSpaceSuit

Jupiter is lounging in Taurus, bringing prosperity and growth. But remember, in space, no one can hear you scream... about your newfound wealth. So keep it balanced, or else you might end up floating aimlessly like a rogue asteroid. #JupiterInTaurus #SpaceBucks

Saturn's taking a swim in Pisces, so brace yourselves for a cosmic emotional rollercoaster. If you think Ripley had it tough dealing with Jonesy the cat, just wait until Saturn unleashes its tidal waves of feels. #SaturnInPisces #AllTheFeels

Uranus in Taurus is shaking things up like a malfunctioning hypersleep chamber. Expect unexpected changes and try not to panic. Remember, if all else fails, there's always the self-destruct button. #UranusInTaurus #SelfDestructIn5

Neptune is joining Saturn in Pisces and the cosmic waters are more than a little murky.

The Moon

The moon is currently in Gemini, at 21 degrees, 36' 22", at a velocity of 12.79 degrees per day.

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.5 days old. It is 386933.37 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters were nominal. Solar wind speeds were steady at around 400 km/s, total field strength ranged 3-7 nT, and the Bz component varied +7/-5 nT.

There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 30% chance of a minor event, a 35% chance of a moderate event, and a 15% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Capricorn.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Sagittarius.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Capricorn.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 19 Tau 05' 58"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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