By The Chip Witch on Friday, 26 January 2024
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 26 January, 2024

RETROGRADE REPORT for
26 January, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There is currently only one planet in retrograde:

Hey there, cosmic comrades! Okay, let's cut to the chase. We've got a planetary traffic jam in Capricorn with Mercury, Venus, and Mars all playing bumper cars, okay? Now before you start hyperventilating into your paper bag (which by the way is not recycled - tsk, tsk), remember that retrograde isn't a dirty word. In fact, it's the universe's way of telling us to slow down and smell the astro-flowers.

Mercury in Capricorn is like your brain on dial-up Internet. "Hellooooo, are we connected yet?" It's time to slow down, go retro on your tech, and maybe bust out a quill and parchment for a change. #MercuryRetrograde #DialUpDays

Venus in Capricorn? Oh boy, it's like trying to romance a robot. Expect your love life to feel as warm and cuddly as a granite countertop. But hey, it's a great time to appreciate solid, dependable love... or a good rock. #VenusInCap #RobotRomance

Mars in Capricorn feels like trying to run in quicksand while wearing ski boots. But remember folks, the slower pace is a chance to really enjoy the view from the treadmill. Maybe you'll finally notice the dust bunnies under the couch! #MarsRetrograde #QuicksandCardio

Jupiter in Taurus is like being at an all-you-can-eat buffet but only being allowed to eat salad. Sure, you're getting your greens, but where's the fun? It's a time to practice restraint... or perfect your salad dressing recipe. #JupiterInTaurus #SaladBuffet

Saturn in Pisces gives us a reality check wrapped in a dream, like being told you're the lead in the school play... and it's Romeo and Juliet. Time to face the music (or the drama) and make the best of it. #SaturnInPisces #DramaAlert

Uranus in Taurus is about as comfortable as wearing a wool sweater in a sauna. Uncomfortable? Sure. But also a unique opportunity to appreciate the importance of breathable fabric. #UranusRetrograde #SweaterSauna

Neptune in Pisces is like trying to solve a

The Moon

The moon is currently in Leo, at 11 degrees, 23' 10", at a velocity of 12.13 degrees per day.

The Full moon is currently 15.2 days old. It is 402090.09 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

There is a 24% chance of solar activity, with a 35% chance of a minor event, a 20% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Capricorn.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Capricorn.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Capricorn.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 19 Tau 05' 20"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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