By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 27 January 2024
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 27 January, 2024

RETROGRADE REPORT for
27 January, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There is currently only one planet in retrograde:

Planetary Retrograde Report

Oh, hello there, cosmic comrades! I see Mercury, Venus, and Mars are having a celestial party in Capricorn. It's like a cosmic version of "The Big Bang Theory" sitcom, but instead of Sheldon, Leonard, and Penny, we have these three planetary nerds in the house! #RetrogradeRendezvous

Mercury in Capricorn is like Einstein attending a comic book convention. Our collective thoughts may be serious, but they're presented with an unexpected twist of humor. Keep your eyes peeled for sudden insights wearing Spock ears. #MercuryMindMeld

Venus in Capricorn, on the other hand, is like a romantic Star Trek episode where Spock falls in love... with logical reasoning. Expect your relationships to become as straightforward as a Vulcan's pick-up lines. #VenusVulcanVibes

Then we have Mars in Capricorn, which is like an intergalactic war game where everyone follows the rules. You may feel the urge to assert yourself but in a way that even Sheldon would deem rational. #MarsMeetsSheldon

Jupiter in Taurus is looking more like Jabba the Hutt sitting comfortably on his throne, reminding us to expand our horizons...and possibly our waistlines. Eat, drink and be merry - just remember to balance it with some Jedi training. #JupiterJediGym

Saturn in Pisces, meanwhile, is like Yoda meditating in a swamp, teaching us discipline through introspection. Listen to your inner Yoda, you must! #SaturnSwampWisdom

Uranus in Taurus brings a rebellious energy that is akin to a hobbit suddenly deciding to become an orc. Expect unexpected changes in your financial status, like finding bitcoins in your old LOTR DVDs. #UranusUnexpected

Neptune in Pisces is like Gandalf whispering mystical riddles in your dreams. Listen to your intuition, or you might miss the path to Mordor... I mean, enlightenment! #NeptuneNerdWisdom

Lastly, Pluto in Aquarius is like Darth Vader leading a rebellion against the Empire. It's all about transformation in the most unconventional ways. Embrace the Dark Side, but only if it

The Moon

The moon is currently in Leo, at 23 degrees, 26' 25", at a velocity of 11.99 degrees per day.

The Full moon is currently 16.1 days old. It is 404126.51 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 30% chance of a minor event, a 15% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Capricorn.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Capricorn.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Capricorn.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 19 Tau 05' 18"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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