By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 28 January 2024
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 28 January, 2024

RETROGRADE REPORT for
28 January, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There are no planets in retrograde!

Galactic Giggles: Your Astrology Forecast

Hey there, celestial beings! The cosmic party is currently happening in Capricorn, with Mercury, Venus and Mars all chilling out in the sign of the sea-goat. You could say it's a Capri-cornucopia! #CapriParty #UniverseJokes

Meanwhile, Jupiter, the king of expansion and our favorite gas giant, is hanging out in Taurus, stubbornly refusing to leave until everyone's had their fill of his jovial vibes. #KingJupiter #TaurusChill

Where's Saturn, you ask? Oh, just doing some soul-searching in Pisces. He's got his rings deep in the mystical waters trying to figure out if fish even have feelings. #SaturnInPisces #FishFeelings

Uranus, the rebel of the solar system, has also decided to join Jupiter in Taurus. It's like a cosmic version of 'Freaks and Geeks', except with planets. #UranusInTaurus #CosmicFreaks

Neptune is splashing around in Pisces, adding a touch of dreaminess and confusion to Saturn's existential crisis. It's like if Einstein and Dali decided to have a brainstorming session... underwater. #NeptuneInPisces #UnderwaterBrainstorm

And finally, Pluto, our favorite dwarf planet (and no, that's not a height joke), is shaking things up in Aquarius. He may be small, but his influence is mighty. Just think of him as the Tyrion Lannister of our solar system. #PlutoInAquarius #MightyDwarf

So, there's your cosmic update, star gazers! Remember, the universe doesn't make mistakes - except for maybe that time it created black holes. But hey, even celestial bodies need to let off steam somehow, right? #CosmicHumor #Astrology

The Moon

The moon is currently in Virgo, at 05 degrees, 22' 06", at a velocity of 11.87 degrees per day.

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17 days old. It is 405265.5 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters were near background levels. Total magnetic field strength ranged from 4-7. The Bz component was primarily oriented northward. Solar wind speeds declined to between ~350-400 km/s by the periods end. Phi angle was variable.

There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Capricorn.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Capricorn.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Capricorn.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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