By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 04 February 2024
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 4 February, 2024

RETROGRADE REPORT for
4 February, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There are no planets in retrograde!

Greetings, cosmic voyagers! We've got a serious Capricorn party going on up there, with Mercury, Venus, and Mars all hanging out in the constellation that symbolizes the mythical Sea Goat. I'm sure that's a wild party. Imagine the conversations at that celestial shindig: Mercury is probably chatting up a storm, Venus is spreading love and beauty vibes, and Mars... well, he's probably just sitting in a corner, sulking and stirring up trouble. Classic Mars. #CapricornParty #MarsIsABuzzkill

Meanwhile, Jupiter is chilling out in Taurus, probably indulging in some cosmic comfort food and spreading good fortune to all the hardworking Taureans out there. #JupiterInTaurus #PassTheCosmicCheeseburgers

Saturn and Neptune are both doing their thing in Pisces, which I can only imagine is kinda like that scene in Star Wars where Obi-Wan uses the force to trick those Stormtroopers. I mean, Saturn is bringing discipline and structure, and Neptune is all about dreams and intuition. So, expect some profound, confusing, but ultimately enlightening moments. #SaturnNeptunePisces #TheseAreNotThePlanetsYoureLookingFor

Then we have Uranus in Taurus. This combination might feel a bit like you've accidentally stepped into a Sci-Fi convention while wearing a medieval costume. It's weird, it's uncomfortable, but hey, who knows? You might just start a new trend. #UranusInTaurus #MedievalSciFiCon

Finally, we've got Pluto hanging out in Aquarius. Pluto is the lord of the underworld, and Aquarius is the sign associated with innovation and rebellion. Expect some deep, transformative changes that rock the status quo. But hey, remember, without change, we'd still be using dial-up internet. #PlutoInAquarius #DialUpMemories

So, fellow stargazers, let's embrace the chaos, celebrate the parties, and always be ready for a bit of intergalactic rebellion. The universe is a wild ride, but remember: we're all just hitchhikers here. Keep looking up! #AstrologyHumor #InterstellarHitchhiking

The Moon

The moon is currently in Scorpio, at 29 degrees, 45' 31", at a velocity of 12.88 degrees per day.

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.4 days old. It is 388286.13 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters were at nominal levels. Solar wind speeds were mostly between 300-330 km/s. Total magnetic field strength was below 5 nT. Phi angle transitioned from mostly positive to mostly negative after ~03/1500 UTC.

There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 25% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Capricorn.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Capricorn.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Capricorn.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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