There are no planets in retrograde!
Welcome, fellow cosmic voyagers!
Did you ever stop to think that maybe the universe is just a giant cosmic sitcom? And right now, Mercury in Aquarius is like a hyperactive Sheldon Cooper, babbling about string theory at an office party where everyone else is just trying to enjoy the free food. 🤦♂️#MercuryRetrograde #BigBangTheoryReference
Meanwhile, Venus and Mars are both in Capricorn, like a couple of Trekkies at a Star Wars convention. They may feel out of place, but they're deep into their own fandom and they're not going to let anyone rain on their parade! 💪 #VenusInCapricorn #MarsInCapricorn #StarTrekVsStarWars
Jupiter in Taurus is basically Jabba the Hut lounging on his throne. He's enjoying the good life, but he may need a little push (or a Jedi mind trick) to get moving and make some changes. 🐌 #JupiterInTaurus #StarWarsHumor
And Saturn in Pisces? Well, that's like Spock at a music festival. He's trying to understand all these illogical human emotions swirling around him. 🖖 #SaturnInPisces #StarTrekFeels
Uranus chillin' in Taurus is like Doc Brown in his DeLorean; unexpected, a bit eccentric, but somehow it all makes perfect sense if you don't think about it too hard. ⏰ #UranusInTaurus #BackToTheFuture
Neptune in Pisces? That's like Yoda in the Dagobah system, wise and mystical, but also a bit swampy and hard to understand. 🌌 #NeptuneInPisces #StarWarsWisdom
Pluto in Aquarius is like E.T. phoning home. It's a long-distance call, but don't worry, the connection is strong and the message will get through! 👽 #PlutoInAquarius #ETPhoneHome
So there you have it, folks! The universe is just one big sci-fi convention and we're all cosplaying our way through life. So keep your phasers set to stunning, remember the force will be with you always, and live long
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