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Planetary Retrograde Rundown: Babylon 5 Style
Hey there, cosmic crusaders! Our dear friend Mercury is currently hanging out in Aquarius, giving you all the vibes of a tech-savvy alien who's just discovered the Internet. Expect emails to go missing, texts to be misunderstood, and your GPS to send you on some wild goose chases. Mars and Venus are having a lovey-dovey rendezvous in Capricorn. So, don’t be surprised if your office crush suddenly starts showing interest… in your spreadsheets. #MercuryInAquarius #MarsVenusCapricornParty
Moving onto the big guns, Jupiter is living the high life in Taurus. 'Indulgence' is the name of the game. Jupiter in Taurus is like that friend who convinces you to order dessert...and an extra round of drinks...on a Tuesday. Meanwhile, Saturn is musing in Pisces, turning us all into deep sea philosophers. Expect some profound shower thoughts, folks. #JupiterInTaurus #SaturnInPisces
As for Uranus, it's also kicking back in Taurus. This combo is kind of like if Spock decided to become a farmer – expect some logical yet earthy changes to your routine. And Neptune, oh Neptune, chilling in Pisces, is like that one episode where reality was so distorted, everyone thought they were in a 1940s detective movie. #UranusInTaurus #NeptuneInPisces
Last but not least, we have Pluto in Aquarius. Think of it like Kosh deciding to crash at Londo's quarters for a while. It's bound to be transformative, intense, and you'll probably learn a lot about yourself... whether you want to or not. #PlutoInAquarius
Remember, folks, it's all fun and games until someone gets teleported into a parallel universe. So, hold onto your hats... or space helmets... and enjoy the ride!
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