By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 18 February 2024
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 18 February, 2024

RETROGRADE REPORT for
18 February, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There are no planets in retrograde!

Hey there interstellar buddies, it's time for your friendly neighborhood astrologer to drop the latest cosmic news. Now, don't go overboard with panic just yet, but our cosmic neighbors are getting a little funky. #RetrogradeMayhem

Mercury, Venus, Mars and Pluto, those notorious Aquarius squatters, are all in retrograde. It’s like a cosmic episode of 'Friends' where everyone forgets to pay the rent. You might find yourself struggling with communication, love, action, and transformation. Or, you know, you might just have a really bad hair day. #AquariusOverload

Jupiter, the big guy, is over in Taurus bringing on some serious growth vibes. But with the retrograde, it's kind of like trying to grow a plant without water, sunlight, or soil. It's possible, but you're gonna have to get creative. Maybe try playing it some Mozart? #JupiterInTaurus #GrowthSpurt

Saturn's hanging out in Pisces, trying to teach us some lessons. But with it in retrograde, it's like that one substitute teacher who has no control over the classroom. You're technically learning something, but it's probably not on the syllabus. #SaturnInPisces #UnexpectedLessons

Then there's Uranus in Taurus, pushing for change. But retrograde is making this more like trying to change the channel with a potato instead of a remote. Not impossible, just weirdly difficult. #UranusInTaurus #ChangeIsAfoot

And last but not least, Neptune in Pisces is about dreams and intuition. But with the retrograde, it's more like dreaming about being a dragonfly and then waking up trying to figure out what that means for your love life. #NeptuneInPisces #DreamsAndDilemmas

So buckle up, space cadets. It's going to be a wild ride. But remember, it's just the universe playing musical chairs. And hey, if all else fails, you can always blame it on the retrograde! #RetrogradeRiot

The Moon

The moon is currently in Gemini, at 18 degrees, 40' 09", at a velocity of 12.83 degrees per day.

The First Quarter moon is currently 9 days old. It is 384549.84 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters were at nominal levels. ACE solar wind data showed a decrease in solar wind speed from approximately 390 km/s to near 315 km/s. Lower densities appeared to be causing suspect density, temperature, and speed data in DSCVR. Total field increased from 3 nT to 8 nT while the Bz component was between +4/-6 nT. Phi angle was mostly positive.

There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Aquarius.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Aquarius.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Aquarius.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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