By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 29 February 2024
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 29 February, 2024

RETROGRADE REPORT for
29 February, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There are no planets in retrograde!

Hello fellow star gazers and intergalactic explorers! Buckle up for a wild cosmic ride because our planetary pals are pulling some serious shenanigans in the sky. Let's dive into the space soup, shall we?

First up, Mercury’s doing the backstroke in Pisces. Expect your communication skills to morph into cryptic haikus. If you find yourself communicating in riddles, don't panic, it's just Mercury playing hide and seek in the twilight zone. #MercuryInPisces #CrypticCommunicator

Venus and Mars are having a cosmic party in Aquarius. Love and passion are going to feel like they've been given a futuristic upgrade. Expect to fall head over heels for that nerdy neighbour or be drawn inexplicably to quantum physics. #VenusInAquarius #MarsInAquarius #LoveGoesNerdy

Jupiter in Taurus is going to make you feel as if you’ve won the cosmic lottery. You're going to be feeling so down-to-earth, you might start baking bread or take up gardening. Just remember, it's all about balance. Don't go full hobbit on us now. #JupiterInTaurus #CosmicLottery

Saturn's hanging out in Pisces, making you feel like you're juggling jellyfish. Structure? What structure? It’s okay if you feel a bit wobbly, just remember to keep swimming, even if it seems like you're swimming backwards. #SaturnInPisces #JugglingJellyfish

Uranus in Taurus is shaking things up. Expect your financial situation to be as unpredictable as Schrödinger's cat. It's either going to rain money or you'll be pinching pennies. Either way, just remember: money isn't everything, but it sure makes for a good fire starter. #UranusInTaurus #FinancialRollerCoaster

Neptune is also in Pisces, so dreams are going to be wilder than a night out with Salvador Dali. Expect flying llamas and landscapes made of marshmallows. If you wake up feeling like you've just had a psychedelic trip, don't worry, you're not alone. #NeptuneInPisces #DreamsGoneWild

Finally, Pluto in Aquarius is going to make you question everything

The Moon

The moon is currently in Scorpio, at 01 degrees, 25' 58", at a velocity of 12.01 degrees per day.

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19 days old. It is 399014.63 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters measured at L1 reflected mostly background conditions with the exception of wind speeds. Total field was 5 nT or less and the Bz component was generally in a neutral orientation. The phi angle was predominately negative, allowing for connections with a weak negative polarity CH HSS. Wind speeds peaked around 470 km/s, then leveled off around 450 km/s by days end.

There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Pisces.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Aquarius.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Aquarius.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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