By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 03 March 2024
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 3 March, 2024

RETROGRADE REPORT for
3 March, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There are no planets in retrograde!

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Planetary Retrograde Horoscope

Ah, dear celestial bodies, today we find ourselves in quite the cosmic mosh pit. Mercury, our swift-footed messenger of the gods, is doing the backstroke in Pisces. Expect your emails to read like abstract poetry and your GPS to take you to the nearest sushi bar when you asked for the library. #MercuryInPisces #LostInTranslation

Meanwhile, Venus and Mars are having a little get-together in Aquarius. You may find yourself falling in love with conspiracy theories, or suddenly feeling the urge to invent a self-cleaning litter box. Embrace your inner mad scientist! #VenusInAquarius #MarsInAquarius #InventiveLove

Jupiter, the big ol' cosmic Santa Claus, is hanging out in Taurus. Expect good fortune if you're indulging in life's material pleasures. On the downside, your waistline might expand faster than the universe itself. #JupiterInTaurus #GymMembershipNeeded

Saturn and Neptune are both chilling in Pisces, making this the perfect time to meditate on your worst fears while listening to whale songs. Just remember, if you dream about being chased by a giant marshmallow, it's probably just Saturn messing with your head. #SaturnInPisces #NeptuneInPisces #DreamyNightmares

Uranus is also lounging in Taurus, urging you to revolutionize your bank account. Now's the time to invest in some crypto, or maybe just a good old-fashioned piggy bank. #UranusInTaurus #FinancialRevolution

Lastly, Pluto, our favorite demoted planet, is in Aquarius. Expect to feel a strange urge to overthrow the status quo, possibly while wearing an alien mask. Don't ask me why. The stars don't explain their secrets. #PlutoInAquarius #RebelWithACause

Remember, folks, the universe is just a big, friendly game of cosmic pinball. And we're all just bouncing around, trying not to get stuck behind the flippers. Enjoy the ride! #CosmicPinball #AstrologyFun

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The Moon

The moon is currently in Sagittarius, at 08 degrees, 30' 16", at a velocity of 12.81 degrees per day.

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.8 days old. It is 386402.83 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters were nominal throughout the period. Total field strength varied 1-5 nT, while Bz remained in a south orientation to -3 to -4 nT. Solar wind speeds ranged from 295 km/s to about 350 km/s. The phi angel was in a mostly negative orientation.

There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 20% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Pisces.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Aquarius.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Aquarius.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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