By The Chip Witch on Friday, 08 March 2024
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 8 March, 2024

RETROGRADE REPORT for
8 March, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There are no planets in retrograde!

Today's Cosmic Forecast

Hey, cosmic travelers! Buckle up and fasten your seatbelts because we're on a bit of an astrological roller coaster ride today. Mercury is hanging out in Pisces, which is basically like the universe's version of a hipster coffee shop. Everyone's all deep thoughts and artistic vibes, and you might find yourself becoming a bit more philosophical than usual - maybe even considering the meaning of life while you're brushing your teeth. #MercuryInPisces #DeepThoughts

Venus and Mars are having a little party in Aquarius. This is like that cool underground rave your friends keep talking about. You know, the one where everyone's discussing quantum physics and the latest climate change solutions? Expect to feel a little more intellectually stimulated and socially aware. Just remember to hydrate, okay? #VenusInAquarius #MarsInAquarius

Jupiter is chilling in Taurus, bringing some stability to our lives in these uncertain times. Like that reliable friend who always has a spare charger, Jupiter's got our backs. So don't worry too much about that mountain of laundry, it'll get done... eventually. #JupiterInTaurus #ProcrastinationNation

Meanwhile, Saturn is also in Pisces, so things might feel a bit emotional. It's like watching the end of a really good sci-fi series. You know it's just a show, but gosh darn it, you're invested! Let those feelings flow, my friends. #SaturnInPisces #EmotionalRollercoaster

Uranus is hanging out in Taurus, adding a dash of unpredictability to our day. Like that moment when you open a bag of chips and half of them inexplicably fly out. Expect the unexpected and remember... it's just chips. #UranusInTaurus #SnackAttack

Neptune, also chilling in Pisces, is here to boost our creativity. It's like that moment when you discover a new color, and suddenly you want to paint everything with it. Let your imagination run wild! #NeptuneInPisces #CreativityUnleashed

And finally, Pluto in Aquarius is here to shake things up. Like the plot twist in your favorite book that you absolutely did not see coming. Be

The Moon

The moon is currently in Aquarius, at 18 degrees, 02' 51", at a velocity of 14.96 degrees per day.

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27 days old. It is 365696.18 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters reflected a slightly enhanced environment, likely associated with a nearby transient. Total field strength reached 8 nT, while Bz observed weak, southward deviations to -7 nT. Wind speeds hovered near 400 km/s until after 07/1800 UTC, then increased slightly to average around 430 km/s. The phi angle was variable throughout the first half of the period, then settled into a mostly negative position after midday.

There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 25% chance of a minor event, a 10% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Pisces.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Aquarius.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Aquarius.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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