By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 16 March 2024
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 16 March, 2024

RETROGRADE REPORT for
16 March, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There are no planets in retrograde!

Welcome to the Cosmic Comedy Club!

Alright folks, hold onto your crystals and chakras because we have a planetary retrograde party going on!

Mercury, our cosmic mailman, is currently hanging out in Aries. You know what that means: expect communication to be as swift and straightforward as a Klingon at a Star Trek convention. #LiveLongAndProsper #SwiftLikeAKlingon

Meanwhile, Venus, the goddess of love and beauty, is kicking back in Pisces. This could lead to some dreamy romantic vibes, like you're in some kind of celestial rom-com. Just remember, even in space, no one can hear you scream... about your feelings! #OutOfThisWorldRomance #InterstellarFeelings

Over in the corner, we have Mars in Aquarius. Now, Mars is the planet of action and desire, and Aquarius is all about innovation. The result? Think of Elon Musk on a caffeine binge, inventing the next big thing: Self-driving slippers, anyone? #MarsInAquarius #SpaceXSlippers

Jupiter, the big daddy of the solar system, is in Taurus. That's like the universe's way of saying, "Go big or go home!" Just remember not to take it literally—you don't need to eat that entire galaxy-sized pizza by yourself. #JupiterInTaurus #CosmicCarbs

Saturn and Neptune are both chilling in Pisces. Saturn is all about discipline and structure, while Neptune is the planet of dreams and intuition. That's like having your high school math teacher and your favorite fantasy author at the same party. Awkward! #SaturnNeptuneMashup #FantasyMath

Uranus is in Taurus, which could lead to some unexpected changes. You know, like finding out you've been knighted by the Queen of England for your contributions to... couch surfing. #UnexpectedUranus #KnightOfTheRemote

Lastly, Pluto (yes, we're still counting it as a planet) is in Aquarius. This could stir up some deep transformation. Or it could just mean that you'll finally clean out your garage. Either way, progress! #PlutoPower #GarageGoals

Remember, folks, life is like a

The Moon

The moon is currently in Gemini, at 15 degrees, 00' 43", at a velocity of 13.23 degrees per day.

The First Quarter moon is currently 6.5 days old. It is 381818.64 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind conditions were weakly enhanced due to positive polarity CH HSS influences. Solar wind speeds ranged 375-450 km/s, total field strength decreased from 7 nT to 4 nT, and Bz varied +/-5 nT. The phi angle was positive.

There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Aries.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Pisces.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Aquarius.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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