By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 23 March 2024
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 23 March, 2024

RETROGRADE REPORT for
23 March, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There are no planets in retrograde!

Welcome to the Cosmic Comedy Central

Hey there, planetary pals! Let's get down to some serious stargazing– well, as serious as we can be with Mercury acting like a caffeinated toddler in Aries. Oh yeah, that's right. Mercury, the planet of communication, is currently in Aries, which means it's likely you've been speaking first and thinking later. You might be professing your undying love for your barista or challenging your boss to a duel. Either way, it's a wild ride! #MercuryInAries #FastAndFurious.

Next up, we have Venus lounging in Pisces like a mermaid on vacation. This is making us all feel like hopeless romantics. So don’t worry if you find yourself writing poetry about the beauty of your toaster or serenading your cat. It's just the Venus effect, darling! #VenusInPisces #LoveIsInTheAir.

And oh, Mars is also vacationing in Pisces, so expect a cocktail of motivation and confusion. You might feel like conquering the world one minute, and taking a nap the next. That's okay! Embrace your inner dichotomy. You're a complex being, after all. #MarsInPisces #MoodSwings.

Jupiter is hanging out in Taurus, so it's all about indulgence and expansion. Is that third slice of pizza really necessary? Jupiter says YES! #JupiterInTaurus #TreatYourself.

Saturn is in Pisces, which is like having your strict teacher in your dream world. It's a weird mix of reality checks and daydreams. So, keep your feet on the ground, but let your mind wander! #SaturnInPisces #DreamBigStayGrounded.

Uranus in Taurus is causing some serious shake-ups. Expect the unexpected and remember: change can be good. So when your neighbor starts mowing the lawn at midnight, just go with it. #UranusInTaurus #ExpectTheUnexpected.

Neptune is also chilling in Pisces, contributing to the overall dreamy vibe. It's like living in a fantasy novel, minus the dragons. Or maybe with dragons, who knows? #NeptuneInPisces #FantasyLife.

The Moon

The moon is currently in Virgo, at 10 degrees, 59' 54", at a velocity of 11.81 degrees per day.

The Full moon is currently 12.9 days old. It is 405273.84 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters indicated waning influences of a CME that left the Sun on 17 Mar. Total magnetic field strength was between 4-10 nT. The Bz component was mostly oriented northward this period. Solar wind speeds varied between ~330-360 km/s.

There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Aries.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Pisces.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Pisces.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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