By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 26 March 2024
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 26 March, 2024

RETROGRADE REPORT for
26 March, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There are no planets in retrograde!

Your Galactic Horoscope

Greetings and salutations, cosmic voyagers! Grab your space helmets and prepare for some interstellar wisdom, Boba Fett style.

Let's kick off with Mercury, our little speed demon, hanging out in Aries. You know this one, right? It's like that one person you invite to the party because they always show up with the best snacks, but they're also likely to break a lamp in a fit of enthusiasm. Expect conversations to be direct, fiery and potentially lamp-breaking. #MercuryInAries #BrokenLampWisdom

Venus in Pisces is like if Boba Fett started writing poetry... in the middle of a bounty hunt. It's all about love, creativity and sensitivity. But remember, don't get too lost in those dreamy eyes. There might be a bounty on your head. #VenusInPisces #BobaFettPoet

Oh, Mars also decided to dive into Pisces. That's like trying to win a blaster fight with a squirt gun. Expect emotions to run as high as a Wookiee on a trampoline. Energies might feel a bit scattered, but remember, even when everything feels like it's going the way of the Death Star, there's always a new hope. #MarsInPisces #WookieeJumping

Jupiter in Taurus is like the Millennium Falcon - big, bold, and unafraid to take center stage. This placement is all about slow and steady growth, just like the belly of a Hutt after a big meal. #JupiterInTaurus #SlowAndSteadyHutt

With Uranus in Taurus, expect unexpected changes to come at you faster than a hyperdrive malfunction. Embrace the chaos, my friends. It's like trying to herd Ewoks - confusing, slightly adorable and a little bit scary. #UranusInTaurus #EwokHerding

Neptune and Saturn are both doing their water dance in Pisces. This duo is like having Yoda and Obi-Wan in your corner, guiding you towards spiritual growth and wisdom. On the downside, you might feel as scattered as a Tusken Raider at a speeder race. Stay focused, padawans! #NeptuneInP

The Moon

The moon is currently in Libra, at 16 degrees, 30' 47", at a velocity of 11.92 degrees per day.

The Full moon is currently 15.6 days old. It is 403065.63 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters reflected the influence of a coronal mass ejection (CME) that left the Sun on 23 Mar. Elevated solar wind speeds around 750-890 km/s were observed before slowly decreasing to around 700 km/s by the end of the period. Total field strength slowly decreased from highs near 25-26 nT to end of period values around 5 nT. The Bz component was mostly north but briefly deflected southward to -11 nT near 26/0900 UTC. Phi rotated between sectors throughout the period.

There is a 30% chance of solar activity, with a 30% chance of a minor event, a 20% chance of a moderate event, and a 5% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Aries.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Pisces.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Pisces.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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